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2 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

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Pig is driving to take the lead in the final 2 minutes and fumbles. aggy wins by 4.

 

 

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This was almost a blowout. 

Ok, which one of you is actually Graham? This is getting too obvious as a surly mole. 😆 I think it's Beau Vine and not just because he put his surly pic as Graham.

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7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i went and looked and pat started writing 247 aggy tracts 2 years ago

this would represent an obscene amount of time to devote to a long game troll

pat is real and it's spectacular

Isn't that about the time Randolph Duke disappeared?

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randy's expertise is aggy truehistory - not football itself

developing the "pat style" and "pat method" would involve professional coaching and editing, or a truly brilliant mind with the "impostor" character trait AND football knowledge

ai is ruled out because again he showed up on 247 writing aggy screed 2 years ago before chat gpt exploded on the scene

 

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2 hours ago, n64ra said:

 

Ok, which one of you is actually Graham? This is getting too obvious as a surly mole. 😆 I think it's Beau Vine and not just because he put his surly pic as Graham.

To be fair, a 5 point win over anyone in the SEC is a blowout to aggy.

So 21-17 is "almost a blowout".

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23 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Missouri has a WR corps and a QB that should knife through the ATM back seven if the Mizzou OL can handle the DL. It could actually get ugly if the QB is on point this Saturday. 

Separately, Mizzou has a pretty damned good defense. 

 

I saw a stat that Mizzou has hardly any explosive plays in the passing game this season against shit competition.  Like in the 100's nationally.  I haven't watched MIzzou but that is pretty surprising given their personnel.  

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3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Blowout, as in they shit themselves straight up their backs and overflowed their diapers.

Reminds me of last season when their fans were complaining about their nutritionist because the DL kept shitting their pants during the games.

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1 hour ago, Skipper said:

I saw a stat that Mizzou has hardly any explosive plays in the passing game this season against shit competition.  Like in the 100's nationally.  I haven't watched MIzzou but that is pretty surprising given their personnel.  

Cook seems like he has regressed. Burden was hurt early and missed parts of multiple games. 

They have the skill guys to do it, provided Cook can distribute and the OL doesn't suck out loud. Noel, the TB transfer, is also good. 

They've had a bizarre open to their season, given expectations. All the picks I've heard so far are for ATM. Any outcome here won't surprise me. I think Drinkwitz is a mouthy idiot who fell into a solid season last year. I don't have a high opinion of the ATM roster, their offensive coaching, or the way they develop talent. 

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1 hour ago, Skipper said:

I saw a stat that Mizzou has hardly any explosive plays in the passing game this season against shit competition.  Like in the 100's nationally.  I haven't watched MIzzou but that is pretty surprising given their personnel.  

But then again it's not surprising given they're Missouri and they ain't shit

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I'm really kinda torn on the Mizz Ag tilt.  The matchup of 2012 SEC teams on one hand I absolutely want Mizz to crush them and assert their point that they are the better addition then on the other hand since we get to play the mouth breathers I want that coaster as high in the sky as we can get to hear the crescendo of screaming as we crash reality down upon them in savage fashion.

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All these tough sec teams can’t beat fucking aggy. Looks like they need to send a man to do a girls job down in shithole station. Looks like as much as things change they stay the same. We’ll have to go down there and fuck those  assholes up. Same as it ever was. 

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Just now, closetojumping said:

Some sort of bastardized Alien + Dune mash-up. Nothing is safe anymore. 

After the first two Alien movies, the series turned to unwatchable shite anyways. I'm sure they'll do the same to Dune. 

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Feel free to call me out after the game, but I think Mizzou is gonna win fairly comfortably. 

I don't think the Tigers are a great team by any means, but they have a functional passing offense. They are coming off of a bye week, and probably circled A&M as their first real test heading into the season. As it has been mentioned many times, Kyle Field might be loud and filled with pageantry, but it's been proven over and over again that it is not intimidating. 

Arkansas - as they do every single year - completely shit the bed vs. A&M and gave away that game. I haven't seen any real improvement from the Aggies even though they continue to sneak by with wins. 

I like that most of the pundits are predicting a close A&M victory. I think their back end gets exposed this weekend (pun intended) and they don't have enough on offense to keep up. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Feel free to call me out after the game, but I think Mizzou is gonna win fairly comfortably. 

I don't think the Tigers are a great team by any means, but they have a functional passing offense. They are coming off of a bye week, and probably circled A&M as their first real test heading into the season. As it has been mentioned many times, Kyle Field might be loud and filled with pageantry, but it's been proven over and over again that it is not intimidating. 

Arkansas - as they do every single year - completely shit the bed vs. A&M and gave away that game. I haven't seen any real improvement from the Aggies even though they continue to sneak by with wins. 

I like that most of the pundits are predicting a close A&M victory. I think their back end gets exposed this weekend (pun intended) and they don't have enough on offense to keep up. 

 

 

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36 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

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They should have put the their names in reverse so they could read it in the mirror. It shouldn't surprise me that they couldn't figure that aspect out, but it does. However, maybe it's like kindergarten where parents put their names on children's clothing tags so the adults can figure out what belongs to whom.

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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

They should have put the their names in reverse so they could read it in the mirror. It shouldn't surprise me that they couldn't figure that aspect out, but it does. However, maybe it's like kindergarten where parents put their names on children's clothing tags so the adults can figure out what belongs to whom.

They put the names so you can see 'em in the glory holes.  No need to mirror them.

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Feel free to call me out after the game, but I think Mizzou is gonna win fairly comfortably. 

I don't think the Tigers are a great team by any means, but they have a functional passing offense. They are coming off of a bye week, and probably circled A&M as their first real test heading into the season. As it has been mentioned many times, Kyle Field might be loud and filled with pageantry, but it's been proven over and over again that it is not intimidating. 

Arkansas - as they do every single year - completely shit the bed vs. A&M and gave away that game. I haven't seen any real improvement from the Aggies even though they continue to sneak by with wins. 

I like that most of the pundits are predicting a close A&M victory. I think their back end gets exposed this weekend (pun intended) and they don't have enough on offense to keep up. 

 

 

Missouri isn't very good, sure as shit not top 10.. aggie is pretty damn bad. The roller-coaster has gone higher than I anticipated.

I think Missouri wins convincingly, but... they haven't really beaten anyone worth a shit.

BC which is probably Missouri's best win beat FSU and Sparty for their biggest wins. It's impressive for BC but not anyone else.

Vandy beat a terrible VT and Alcorn State and played Missouri into OT. 

I sadly think this is a close game, but I hope Tiger Team #321 crushes them.

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