Tell Me About Texas a&m

[LTtxfan 49327]

 

Aggies feel like they're in a War Zone When Bevocopter Flys In......

 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

aggy is such a strange group. I mean they seem to be in such a bubble , so disconnected from reality. 

[SEC 1174]

The University of SEC at College Station

[markstanco 12586]

5 hours ago, Texas25 said:

aggy currently has a thread on texags talking about how their defense this year reminds them of the "Wrecking Crew" lol.

2018

Texas Defense: 5.34 yards per play allowed

aggy defense: 5.88 yards per play allowed

If they are the "Wrecking Crew", is our defense the second coming of the '85 Bears?

Big dumpster fire has terrible offenses. 

Or something you dumbass.  

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I can’t recall the last Texas Longhorn Team that “championed” a LOSS, and I go back to the early ‘70s, as a fan of the Burnt Orange!

No Top 5 OU, ranked Arkansas, and etc! The Sherill Era sucked while growing up, because they cheated while we sucked, but karma took care of that. During the down times, I never recall hearing that the Horns only lost to XYZ by ???? points!!!


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Texas has never championed a loss.

I'm fine with championing losses and moral victories WHEN IT'S APPROPRIATE. I went to SMU and watched the Mustangs go 1-11 my first year on campus. Being at the homecoming game my senior year where we took undefeated UCF to the last minute at home brought me great joy (at least until I got arrested that night but that's a different story).
It's not like there isn't a place for that in the world - there is. Sometimes effort should be applauded. Just not when you are expected to play at the standard Texas is.
aggy's problem is that they expect to win, but when they don't, it's always glossed over and worked into some strange narrative that they're "rebuilding" or "better than their record" or "having a down year". 
This phenomenon happens in perpetuity and has become known as the "aggy rollercoaster".
They've taken it as far to use the shroud of history to bathe mediocre seasons in myth and legend, convincing people that a pretty good 3 loss aggy team (that couldn't beat Texas) in 1998 was somehow exemplar of college football at its finest and most poetic.
If aggy accepted their status in the pecking order I'm sure they could crack open a cold one and enjoy a nice 9-4 season with a decent bowl win. But that will never be good enough for them - despite the fact that they will never be better than that.

You're alpo, z? Jfc that explains so much. Btw it is NEVER APPROPRIATE to champion a loss and WHAT THE FUCK IS A "MORAL VICTORY"?

Fuck that shit.

Ps how many hookers did YOU kill while at alpo? Were you a member of alpo's shit band, a hundred spazz dorks and a whore? Fuck those tards and their cunt song pruneya. Need to give those shitbags the permanant death penalty.

[Homesickhorn 2208]

I’m sitting in Chattanooga, TN right now about to eat an omelette and hopefully get a tiny bit of sleep before heading to Knoxville tomorrow for that debacle. Girlfriend is a Tennessee grad, and a game at Neyland Stadium is her belated birthday present to me. Not that I give fuck-one about either team, but once I see a game at Neyland, I will have completed my tour of all of my SEC opponents’ venues.
Not that what I just said has anything to do with aggy, but fuck them, because nobody gives a shit about them anyway.

My omelette just got here. I hope Ole Miss beats Aubs.

Bye bye

[tejas60 3534]

Neyland was aggy.

[DeadArmadillo 907]

2 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Neyland was aggy.

One year at aggie after a year of JUCO and before West Point.  Tennessee's stadium is named after him.

Therefore, aggie won MNCs in:  1914, 1916,1918, 1938, 1939, 1940, 1944,1945, 1945, 1946, 1950, 1951, 1967, 1975*, 1995, 1996, 1998, 2006, 2008

*Shared with Saigon U.

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Jimbo effect on the aggy rollercoaster



We’re going to the moon and you can’t stop us, birtch

[Machinator 32099]

[Bevo14 8358]

Hey, nobody can lose victoriously to top 5 teams like aggy

[TexasMan 10949]

aggy talking about little man syndrome when earlier this year when they had the spotlight on them 90% of the gameday signs where about the Texas Longhorns.

[El Squared 1813]

Aggy even copies our bye weeks, we took one so they decided on the same weekend, geez

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21209]

Aggy gonna aggy 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

aggy signature win down 0-7 to Vandy at home. 

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy signature win down 0-7 to Vandy at home. 

But their signature losses performed, so advantage aggy. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy signature win down 0-7 to Vandy at home. 

tied now 7-7. 

[ChickenSandwich 9847]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

tied now 7-7. 

Advantage Aggy

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

UK's QB is 2/4... 7 Yds 1 TD. That's a dangerous SEC offense. 

[skeeter 454]

Noticed that aggy’s favorite team to lose to hung over half a hundred on the “other” TU ... no doubt, a top shelf moral victory by proxy for the SEC farmers.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

11 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

UK's QB is 2/4... 7 Yds 1 TD. That's a dangerous SEC offense. 

#14 baby! 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

UK's QB is 2/4... 7 Yds 1 TD. That's a dangerous SEC offense. 

Isn't he a grad transfer that UK touted as some heavily sought potent passer? Or SEC defenses and all?

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[Pato del Muerto 52553]

Regular transfer from Oregon I think. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21919]

I’m watching that game. What a shitfest. I don’t think either one of these teams could score if there wasn’t a defense.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Now he's 3/9 for 18 yards. 2:55 left in the 3rd. 

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

Kentucky has to have the worst QB in college football and I have no clue how they don't have a better option than this. 

[TtomTerrific 200]

1 hour ago, skeeter said:

Noticed that aggy’s favorite team to lose to hung over half a hundred on the “other” TU ... no doubt, a top shelf moral victory by proxy for the SEC farmers.

 

like clockwork

Edited October 21, 2018 by TtomTerrific

[satyanash 14588]

lolz

 

[texasstrong12 4668]

If we don't make the playoffs or major bowl I hope we get Kentucky in a bowl game. 

Edited October 21, 2018 by texasstrong12

[NeverMarryAStripper 21919]

If aggy had lost to UK they’d have 3 great losses and might be ranked in the top 5

 

[TexasGolf 4978]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

lolz

 

Is this real life ?  Bama starters out end of 3rd qtr

[Vic Mackey 47106]

If we don't make the playoffs or major bowl I hope we get Kentucky in a bowl game. 

And when we skull fuck them, Aggy will tell us they are an overrated SEC team. Whoop!!

[VaHorn 105]

KSU sucks this year, but I still would like their chances against Aggy in a bowl game. 

[ousux 5601]

aggy currently has a thread on texags talking about how their defense this year reminds them of the "Wrecking Crew" lol.
2018
Texas Defense: 5.34 yards per play allowed
aggy defense: 5.88 yards per play allowed
If they are the "Wrecking Crew", is our defense the second coming of the '85 Bears?

You don't use actual stats to back up a claim you stupid sip, and your shorthorns didn't have to play Bama..

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

1 hour ago, VaHorn said:

KSU sucks this year, but I still would like their chances against Aggy in a bowl game. 

I know KSU would destroy Kentucky. 

[TexasMan 10949]

 

[po elvis 2076]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

with over 6 minutes left, kicking the FG is the right move.

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

UCLA kept the ball for 6 and a half minutes without scoring?  That’s nuts. 

[Modessit 5603]

Kentucky has to have the worst QB in college football and I have no clue how they don't have a better option than this. 

Army won today despite throwing only 2 passes - both incomplete.

[ButtFumble 5183]

here is a real mind fuck scenario for aggy

lets say that LSU manages to beat Bama, ND takes a bad loss before also losing to USC, Michigan beats PSU and loses to tOSU, and UCF takes a loss 

the playoff rankings going into the final weekend are:

LSU 11-1 loss to Florida

Clemson 12-0

Bama 11-1 loss to LSU

tOSU (because "the committee") 11-1 loss to Purdue

Georgia (because "the committee" and SEC SEC SEC) 11-1 loss to LSU

Texas 11-1 loss to Maryland

so there is a guarantee that one of the 3 SEC SEC SEC teams gets knocked out because either LSU or Alabama will play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG which would be a second loss for the loser in the CCG knocking them out

so the way it is set up LSU would play in the CCG and make the playoffs if they win out against Georgia and then Bama would be the #2 SEC SEC SEC team (because one loss Bama and SEC SEC SEC) and Clemson and tOSU would be the #3 and #4 teams and Texas would get fucked provided that Clemson and tOSU win their CCGs

if aggy was going into their last game against LSU would they still want to win the game knowing that beating LSU would hand LSU a second loss and knock them out of the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG and out of the playoffs (and two SEC SEC SEC teams out of the playoffs) and daddy Bama would play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG with the loser out of the playoffs and the winner in the playoffs......AND TEXAS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS with a Big 12 CCG win

or would aggy rather lose to LSU sending LSU to the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG against Georgia with a good chance that if LSU wins they and big daddy Bama will go to the playoffs along with Clemson and tOSU instead of the playoffs being Bama/Georgia, Clemson, tOSU, Texas

Edited October 21, 2018 by ButtFumble

[deadshank 24653]

9 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

here is a real mind fuck scenario for aggy

lets say that LSU manages to beat Bama, ND takes a bad loss before also losing to USC, Michigan beats PSU and loses to tOSU, and UCF takes a loss 

the playoff rankings going into the final weekend are:

LSU 11-1 loss to Florida

Clemson 12-0

Bama 11-1 loss to LSU

tOSU (because "the committee") 11-1 loss to Purdue

Georgia (because "the committee" and SEC SEC SEC) 11-1 loss to LSU

Texas 11-1 loss to Maryland

so there is a guarantee that one of the 3 SEC SEC SEC teams gets knocked out because either LSU or Alabama will play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG which would be a second loss for the loser in the CCG knocking them out

so the way it is set up LSU would play in the CCG and make the playoffs if they win out against Georgia and then Bama would be the #2 SEC SEC SEC team (because one loss Bama and SEC SEC SEC) and Clemson and tOSU would be the #3 and #4 teams and Texas would get fucked provided that Clemson and tOSU win their CCGs

if aggy was going into their last game against LSU would they still want to win the game knowing that beating LSU would hand LSU a second loss and knock them out of the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG and out of the playoffs (and two SEC SEC SEC teams out of the playoffs) and daddy Bama would play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG with the loser out of the playoffs and the winner in the playoffs......AND TEXAS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS with a Big 12 CCG win

or would aggy rather lose to LSU sending LSU to the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG against Georgia with a good chance that if LSU wins they and big daddy Bama will go to the playoffs along with Clemson and tOSU instead of the playoffs being Bama/Georgia, Clemson, tOSU, Texas

Needs graphics. 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

6 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

here is a real mind fuck scenario for aggy

lets say that LSU manages to beat Bama, ND takes a bad loss before also losing to USC, Michigan beats PSU and loses to tOSU, and UCF takes a loss 

the playoff rankings going into the final weekend are:

LSU 11-1 loss to Florida

Clemson 12-0

Bama 11-1 loss to LSU

tOSU (because "the committee") 11-1 loss to Purdue

Georgia (because "the committee" and SEC SEC SEC) 11-1 loss to LSU

Texas 11-1 loss to Maryland

so there is a guarantee that one of the 3 SEC SEC SEC teams gets knocked out because either LSU or Alabama will play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG which would be a second loss for the loser in the CCG knocking them out

so the way it is set up LSU would play in the CCG and make the playoffs if they win out against Georgia and then Bama would be the #2 SEC SEC SEC team (because one loss Bama and SEC SEC SEC) and Clemson and tOSU would be the #3 and #4 teams and Texas would get fucked provided that Clemson and tOSU win their CCGs

if aggy was going into their last game against LSU would they still want to win the game knowing that beating LSU would hand LSU a second loss and knock them out of the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG and out of the playoffs (and two SEC SEC SEC teams out of the playoffs) and daddy Bama would play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG with the loser out of the playoffs and the winner in the playoffs......AND TEXAS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS with a Big 12 CCG win

or would aggy rather lose to LSU sending LSU to the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG against Georgia with a good chance that if LSU wins they and big daddy Bama will go to the playoffs along with Clemson and tOSU instead of the playoffs being Bama/Georgia, Clemson, tOSU, Texas

I just want to see the team continue to develop over the rest of the season. Let the rankings sort themselves out and deal with it. Texas still has some serious weakness that will probably cost the team a game or two. What I am wanting to see is wheththe team manages to develop to address those problems or if they are at their ceiling with the talent currently on the roster. Long term, it is much more important to get the 2019 recruiting class rounded out and to establish the program is solidly headed in the right direction. Get those two elements in place and we can start having serious expectations. 

[OregonHorn 96]

On 10/19/2018 at 10:46 AM, Horndog said:

 

Thank you for the context.  SB IV was before I was born, and I've never watched it.  I started watching football in the Luv Ya Blue era (fuck you Bradshaw).  Apologies for my ignorance - I cast no aspersions on Hank Stram.

[TexasMan 10949]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

here is a real mind fuck scenario for aggy

lets say that LSU manages to beat Bama, ND takes a bad loss before also losing to USC, Michigan beats PSU and loses to tOSU, and UCF takes a loss 

the playoff rankings going into the final weekend are:

LSU 11-1 loss to Florida

Clemson 12-0

Bama 11-1 loss to LSU

tOSU (because "the committee") 11-1 loss to Purdue

Georgia (because "the committee" and SEC SEC SEC) 11-1 loss to LSU

Texas 11-1 loss to Maryland

so there is a guarantee that one of the 3 SEC SEC SEC teams gets knocked out because either LSU or Alabama will play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG which would be a second loss for the loser in the CCG knocking them out

so the way it is set up LSU would play in the CCG and make the playoffs if they win out against Georgia and then Bama would be the #2 SEC SEC SEC team (because one loss Bama and SEC SEC SEC) and Clemson and tOSU would be the #3 and #4 teams and Texas would get fucked provided that Clemson and tOSU win their CCGs

if aggy was going into their last game against LSU would they still want to win the game knowing that beating LSU would hand LSU a second loss and knock them out of the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG and out of the playoffs (and two SEC SEC SEC teams out of the playoffs) and daddy Bama would play Georgia in the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG with the loser out of the playoffs and the winner in the playoffs......AND TEXAS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS with a Big 12 CCG win

or would aggy rather lose to LSU sending LSU to the SEC SEC SEC CCG CCG CCG against Georgia with a good chance that if LSU wins they and big daddy Bama will go to the playoffs along with Clemson and tOSU instead of the playoffs being Bama/Georgia, Clemson, tOSU, Texas

Listening to texags radio, this is such a pickle to be in. They talk so much shit about how LSU is inferior to them (yet still get blown out every year by LSU), but their #1 objective every week is to talk about how Texas is the worst program of all time. 

Looch, Gabe, Olin, Brauny and the rest of the cucks there would absolutely lose their minds.

[markstanco 12586]

 
like clockwork

Holy shit. That's a troll post I hope.

lolz
 

Tweet deleted. What did it say?

[TexasMan 10949]

Explain to me again why this moral victory over Clemson still holds water.

Didn't a 17 point underdog Syracuse go into Death Valley, lead for most of the game, and Clemson came from behind last second to pull it out? Isn't that better than losing the entire game at home only to almost come back and tie it to go into OT?

[Machinator 32099]

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

34 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Listening to texags radio, this is such a pickle to be in. They talk so much shit about how LSU is inferior to them (yet still get blown out every year by LSU), but their #1 objective every week is to talk about how Texas is the worst program of all time. 

Wait...they talk about being superior to LSU? What? LSU, who they've never beaten as an SEC member? LSU who has been one of the 4-5 best programs in college football over the past 15 years? That LSU? 

You almost have to respect their complete disconnect from reality.

[po elvis 2076]

17 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Explain to me again why this moral victory over Clemson still holds water.

Didn't a 17 point underdog Syracuse go into Death Valley, lead for most of the game, and Clemson came from behind last second to pull it out? Isn't that better than losing the entire game at home only to almost come back and tie it to go into OT?

clemson pulls a clunker every year. syracuse last year. pittsburgh the year before. aggy this year. difference is those other teams beat clemson.

[Bevo14 8358]

1 minute ago, po elvis said:

clemson pulls a clunker every year. syracuse last year. pittsburgh the year before. aggy this year. difference is those other teams beat clemson.

aggy lost victoriously you stupid sip