Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TreatyOak 16,814]

3 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

 

In the similar vein of saying natty, hubby, wifey, preggers or tuddie, towels and pom poms should never be waved by grown men at sporting events.

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

[Ten Bears 2,489]

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

Or a jersey period.  Unless it's tailored.  And your on meth.

[Magus Ossis 2,889]

He basically works for them. They are standing en masse to wave a towel overhead as their employee processes up a hotel meeting room aisle before giving them 20 minutes of platitudes.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

13 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

Can't stress this enough. It's embarrassing to the rest of us. Like, you're a grown ass man wearing another man's name on your back. Get help. 

[lilMAC25 3,884]

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Can't stress this enough. It's embarrassing to the rest of us. Like, you're a grown ass man wearing another man's name on your back. Get help. 

Agreed.

 

 

Also, you can add “typing like a Valley Girl talk” to the list.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Agreed.

 

 

Also, you can add “typing like a Valley Girl talk” to the list.

Yep. God that's super sad and pathetic.

[StassneyHorn 6,703]

Please tell us how all you rough, tough men got to pick your last names

[DoobieWah 1,476]

Is it also embarrassing to wear band t-shirts?  

 

Asking for a friend. 

[deft 6,901]

[SHOOTER12 8,853]

2 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

Or a jersey period.  Unless it's tailored.  And your on meth.

*you're 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,308]

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

[Basil 760]

Is it also embarrassing to wear band t-shirts?  
 
Asking for a friend. 

I’m not sure but at 47 I decided I needed a Beach House shirt and I’m going to see how that goes. Still better than a jersey which are for children and players.

[Deej 77,242]

8 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Spin it like a helicopter

 

That guy is about as black as aggy can handle.

[deft 6,901]

I can’t find my bespoke “core values” players jersey. Must be at the cleaners.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,308]

1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Is it also embarrassing to wear band t-shirts?  

 

Asking for a friend. 

Band members don't wear jerseys.  You buy their concert t-shirts to say you're a fan and you were there.  Now, if you walked around dressed as Slash with a guitar strapped to your back...yeah, that would be embarrassing. 

[nnm 36,994]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

The limited exception I make is that one shouldn’t wear a jersey of someone who is younger than you. That ages you out of most players’ jerseys pretty quickly. 

[TreatyOak 16,814]

31 minutes ago, nnm said:

The limited exception I make is that one shouldn’t wear a jersey of someone who is younger than you. That ages you out of most players’ jerseys pretty quickly. 

There are no adult male jersey options that aren't embarrassing.

If you are an adult male and you're wearing a jersey, there is an 80% chance that you live in Buffalo, New York and have a mustache.

Or, you're involved in a stadium parking lot fight in Dallas or Los Angeles.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,818]

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

There are no adult male jersey options that aren't embarrassing.

If you are an adult male and you're wearing a jersey, there is an 80% chance that you live in Buffalo, New York and have a mustache.

Or, you're involved in a stadium parking lot fight in Dallas or Los Angeles.  

Cowboys fans are included 

[lilMAC25 3,884]

46 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

There are no adult male jersey options that aren't embarrassing.

If you are an adult male and you're wearing a jersey, there is an 80% chance that you live in Buffalo, New York and have a mustache.

Or, you're involved in a stadium parking lot fight in Dallas or Los Angeles.  

I would proudly wear a Jackie Robinson jersey.

[Steel Shank 9,440]

Anybody else bang a chick while she was wearing a half-shirt jersey?

[markstanco 12,676]

Please tell us how all you rough, tough men got to pick your last names

You have a bunch of jerseys with other dudes name on the back don’t you.

[jimmyjazz 46,502]

4 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Is it also embarrassing to wear band t-shirts?  

Well, you never wear your OWN band's t-shirt.  Beyond that, there is a statute of limitations that kicks in if you're on stage and the band t-shirt in question is (a) iconic and (b) at least 15 years old, with bonus points for (c) simultaneously iconic and obscure.

For instance, you can wear a Naked Raygun or Corrosion of Conformity t-shirt these days, no problem.  If you wear a Styx t-shirt, you better have a ton of talent or swagger or both.

[Beau Vine 54,947]

12 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 

[Beau Vine 54,947]

7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

Eat a dick.  

Before I moved away from Texas, I would go weeks where I would wear nothing but running shorts and baseball jerseys.  

[TrashMaster G 17,757]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Eat a dick.  

Before I moved away from Texas, I would go weeks where I would wear nothing but running shorts and baseball jerseys.  

Baseball jerseys definitely hit different, assuming they are button up.

[thunderlounge 8,040]

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

You have a bunch of jerseys with other dudes name on the back don’t you.

 

I have a bunch. Started buying them when NIL kicked in to help support the cause. 
 

I don’t wear them.

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,677]

Yell leaders after hearing Elko saying that they need to focus on what's six inches in front of them.

[StassneyHorn 6,703]

58 minutes ago, markstanco said:

You have a bunch of jerseys with other dudes name on the back don’t you.

No, I’m also not an edgy 24 year old with hot takes on jerseys.

Basketball jerseys are worn at every pool in America. Hockey jerseys are cool too.

But look at all of you taking the last name of some other guy from literal birth.

[nnm 36,994]

On the one hand, I was bummed when TAMU beat Arky and Mizzou because I want TAMU to lose every game. 

On the other hand, sending the coaster into straight vertical ascent by beating a then-top 10 Mizzou right before a bye week is even better. 

They get an extra week to convince themselves that they’re CFP locks. It’ll be that much sweeter when at least two of MissSU, LSU, USCe, and Auburn beat them and set up UT to be the dagger at the end. 

Edited October 11 by nnm

[deft 6,901]

Well, you never wear your OWN band's t-shirt.  Beyond that, there is a statute of limitations that kicks in if you're on stage and the band t-shirt in question is (a) iconic and (b) at least 15 years old, with bonus points for © simultaneously iconic and obscure.
For instance, you can wear a Naked Raygun or Corrosion of Conformity t-shirt these days, no problem.  If you wear a Styx t-shirt, you better have a ton of talent or swagger or both.

Is CoC (a) & (b) or (b) & ©?

[The Gimp 350]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Anybody else bang a chick while she was wearing a half-shirt jersey?

Nope.  Took it off her.

[PTINS 3,489]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you never wear your OWN band's t-shirt.  Beyond that, there is a statute of limitations that kicks in if you're on stage and the band t-shirt in question is (a) iconic and (b) at least 15 years old, with bonus points for (c) simultaneously iconic and obscure.

For instance, you can wear a Naked Raygun or Corrosion of Conformity t-shirt these days, no problem.  If you wear a Styx t-shirt, you better have a ton of talent or swagger or both.

I wore my Stone's '75 t-shirt yesterday. (Yes, Hofheinz Pavillon, U of H campus) 

Today, one of my Springsteen shirts. Trying to decide who picked up the check, I offered, "..well, the less I do the more money I make." The blank stares I got back... I picked up the check.

Does that count as talent or swagger or both? Maybe.

Who the fuck where's a Styx shirt? 

[TOR 5,853]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yell leaders after hearing Elko saying that they need to focus on what's six inches in front of them.

This is so cringe.  yikes

[TheBryMan81 2,533]

On 10/7/2024 at 1:23 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Unfortunately, the odds of the SEC runner-up missing the playoffs are essentially zero.

In this hypothetical, would the SEC runner up be in the playoffs if they have 3 losses (Notre Dame, Texas, Texas) and never played Alabama, Georgia, Ole Miss, or Tennessee?

Their best win in that case would be...I guess Missouri or LSU depending on how they finish. 

There's absolutely a chance that the committee makes the argument that A&M only made it to the CCG because they avoided the top teams in the conference.

Who gets in between let's say 2 loss Bama (Vandy, Tenn), 2 loss Georgia (Bama, Texas), 2 loss Ole Miss (UK, UGA), 1 loss Tenn (Ark), and 3 loss aggy?

Plus a 1-loss ND (that beat aggy), potential 1-2 loss Big 10 runner up, potential 1 loss Big 12 runner up...

Competition for that 11-12 seed (depending on G5 champion) is going to be crowded.

[TrashMaster G 17,757]

3 hours ago, TOR said:

This is so cringe.  yikes

Even more so than your word usage, which is saying something. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, you never wear your OWN band's t-shirt. 

I call bullshit. Maybe peons can’t, but legends can. 

[markstanco 12,676]

 
I have a bunch. Started buying them when NIL kicked in to help support the cause. 
 
I don’t wear them.
 

Yea I bought a Max Belyeu shirt last year because I know his family.

[DFW Horn 6,519]

7 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

In this hypothetical, would the SEC runner up be in the playoffs if they have 3 losses (Notre Dame, Texas, Texas) and never played Alabama, Georgia, Ole Miss, or Tennessee?

Their best win in that case would be...I guess Missouri or LSU depending on how they finish. 

There's absolutely a chance that the committee makes the argument that A&M only made it to the CCG because they avoided the top teams in the conference.

Who gets in between let's say 2 loss Bama (Vandy, Tenn), 2 loss Georgia (Bama, Texas), 2 loss Ole Miss (UK, UGA), 1 loss Tenn (Ark), and 3 loss aggy?

Plus a 1-loss ND (that beat aggy), potential 1-2 loss Big 10 runner up, potential 1 loss Big 12 runner up...

Competition for that 11-12 seed (depending on G5 champion) is going to be crowded.

Top 2 in TV ratings get in. As usual, aggy gets fucked on any tie-breaker bc fuck aggy.

[Steel Shank 9,440]

I've got an old Van Wilks t-shirt around here somewhere. I'd imagine it's about two sizes too small. Maybe I'll wear to HEB later today.

 

Look for me.

[TreatyOak 16,814]

10 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

I would proudly wear a Jackie Robinson jersey.

Here are some stats from the last US Census about men who wear jerseys:

• You have a mustache 85%
• You were an extra in the movie 'Invincible' 35%
• There was a woman involved in your shoving match in the Cowboys Stadium parking lot 75%
• You purchase Miller Lite on a regular basis 100%
• You have a Tony Romo jersey 45%
• You make the 9-hour drive from Oakland to watch the Raiders 55%
• You use Weber briquettes for your 'barbecue' 100%
• The player who wore your college football jersey played 37 years ago 76%
• You live in Buffalo, New York 89%
• To you, they're the 'New Jersey Giants' 75%
• You think it's cool that no one knows the player's name of your Austin FC jersey 55%
• Your Jackie Robinson 'vintage' jersey looks vaguely like wool but is a petroleum-based material 89%
• You look ridiculous 100%

[Frank Drebin 5,694]

8 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Here are some stats from the last US Census about men who wear jerseys:

• You have a mustache 85%
• You were an extra in the movie 'Invincible' 35%
• There was a woman involved in your shoving match in the Cowboys Stadium parking lot 75%
• You purchase Miller Lite on a regular basis 100%
• You have a Tony Romo jersey 45%
• You make the 9-hour drive from Oakland to watch the Raiders 55%
• You use Weber briquettes for your 'barbecue' 100%
• The player who wore your college football jersey played 37 years ago 76%
• You live in Buffalo, New York 89%
• To you, they're the 'New Jersey Giants' 75%
• You think it's cool that no one knows the player's name of your Austin FC jersey 55%
• Your Jackie Robinson 'vintage' jersey looks vaguely like wool but is a petroleum-based material 89%
• You look ridiculous 100%

98 percent chance of being overweight or obese.

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

18 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

98 percent chance of being overweight or obese.

I feel like I need to wear a jersey to counter all of those percentages except looking ridiculous. But I don’t need a jersey for that, anyway. 

[Frank Drebin 5,694]

Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

I feel like I need to wear a jersey to counter all of those percentages except looking ridiculous. But I don’t need a jersey for that, anyway. 

If you're a post-pubescent male, dress like a respectable man.  And do not wear another man's name/number on your back.

Most grown men dress like retards.  Most women are not much better.  They do not take care of themselves or have any pride in how they present themselves to the world.  And it's gotten worse as I have gotten older.  Just too many trashy people on this planet.

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

If you're a post-pubescent male, dress like a respectable man.  And do not wear another man's name/number on your back.

Most grown men dress like retards.  Most women are not much better.  They do not take care of themselves or have any pride in how they present themselves to the world.  And it's gotten worse as I have gotten older.  Just too many trashy people on this planet.

I have no desire to dress like a “respectable” man. I mean, if someone wants to pay for my 39” sleeve custom shirts, maybe. Or 40” inseam slacks, maybe. It’s just too much of a pain in the ass to deal with all that all the time. But, honestly, who the fuck am I trying to impress?

I’ll get by with shorts and a breathable t-shirt 95% of the time. Add a sweatshirt if it gets cold. Switch to 13MWZ — at least I can find those long enough off the rack — if I need to. 

I’ll be fine presenting myself with three standard deviations worth of extra height and a 34” waist at my advanced fucking age. And maybe an Iron Maiden shirt if I feel like it. It’s worked out pretty damned well for me. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,086]

14 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Yep. God that's super sad and pathetic.

Totally 

[Frank Drebin 5,694]

9 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I have no desire to dress like a “respectable” man. I mean, if someone wants to pay for my 39” sleeve custom shirts, maybe. Or 40” inseam slacks, maybe. It’s just too much of a pain in the ass to deal with all that all the time. But, honestly, who the fuck am I trying to impress?

I’ll get by with shorts and a breathable t-shirt 95% of the time. Add a sweatshirt if it gets cold. Switch to 13MWZ — at least I can find those long enough off the rack — if I need to. 

I’ll be fine presenting myself with three standard deviations worth of extra height and a 34” waist at my advanced fucking age. And maybe an Iron Maiden shirt if I feel like it. It’s worked out pretty damned well for me. 

You also wear jerseys?

[TreatyOak 16,814]

16 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Most grown men dress like retards.  Most women are not much better.  They do not take care of themselves or have any pride in how they present themselves to the world.  And it's gotten worse as I have gotten older.  Just too many trashy people on this planet.

100% this a big problem in this country. When my older daughter was in high school, there were wealthy Mexican families (who had moved to Austin to escape the crazy) and they would throw HS parties. All the American teenage boys would show up in shorts and jerseys. The Mexican teenage boys looked so much more respectable in dress pants and jackets. It was embarrassing. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

6 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You also wear jerseys?

No. Nike Dri-fit or the like for t-shirts and about 10 pairs of black Under Armour shorts. Burnt orange t-shirt with a white logo when I go to games, like tomorrow. 

I’m not here to impress anyone but I’ll wear jeans if I need to and slacks if I really, really need to. The last time I wore the latter was probably at the GF’s work Christmas party, but she died so I won’t need to do that again this year. 

[TreatyOak 16,814]

 

17 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I have no desire to dress like a “respectable” man. I mean, if someone wants to pay for my 39” sleeve custom shirts, maybe. Or 40” inseam slacks, maybe. It’s just too much of a pain in the ass to deal with all that all the time. But, honestly, who the fuck am I trying to impress?

I’ll get by with shorts and a breathable t-shirt 95% of the time. Add a sweatshirt if it gets cold. Switch to 13MWZ — at least I can find those long enough off the rack — if I need to. 

I’ll be fine presenting myself with three standard deviations worth of extra height and a 34” waist at my advanced fucking age. And maybe an Iron Maiden shirt if I feel like it. It’s worked out pretty damned well for me. 

I'm glad you take care of your health, but it doesn't change the fact that this country is full of people who live slovenly, obese lives. For such a prideful country, we sure have a lot of people who take no pride in their appearance. I'm grateful my wife is still a smokeshow who wears killer dresses to work.     

[South Austin 52,748]

3 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm grateful my wife is still a smokeshow who wears killer dresses to work.