Tell Me About Texas a&m

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1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy is really focusing on the shit that matters this morning.  How would the world function without them?

Even the concept of alphabetical order is a sip conspiracy to the mind of an ag.

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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Maybe his NCAA 25 simulator is set to JV or something.

 

Pop-Warner

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2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

His hedging on Georgia already tells you exactly how nervous he is about that one. 

The narrative is already changing about Miss. St.  A couple of weeks ago beating them by only 3 TDs was a sign that Texas isn't that good. Now, MSU is an SEC home team to be feared.

[deft 6,856]

Yeah. Texas “struggled” with them at home and back then, state was THE worst team in the sec. Never mind the fact that they gambled on changing their compete offensive identity against us for that one game to try to control TOP and slow down our offense. But now that Georgia only won by a hair a home against state, they’re back to being damn near Goliath topplers.

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For the record, A&M is 6-11 against Oklahoma since the launch of the pathetic Big 12, and 5-11 against Texas over that time frame.

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13 minutes ago, deft said:

Yeah. Texas “struggled” with them at home and back then, state was THE worst team in the sec. Never mind the fact that they gambled on changing their compete offensive identity against us for that one game to try to control TOP and slow down our offense. But now that Georgia only won by a hair a home against state, they’re back to being damn near Goliath topplers.

It’s amazing to read the aggy board and see how they wiggle stories around to make themselves feel better.  They’ve really gone overboard thinking beating Missouri makes them contenders.  aggy has built one of the tallest roller coasters yet, the October drop off  is going to be entertaining this year.

[linux 1,660]

Texas A&M has 4 conference games left before they play UT. 

@MSU

LSU

@USCe

@Auburn

Considering their road history could they lose all 4? The bottom barrel of the conference is not as bad as predicted initially

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I was told there would be no maths

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2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy is really focusing on the shit that matters this morning.  How would the world function without them?

isn't the SEC commercial in alphabetical order? Do those dipshits in college station not know their ABCs?

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

For the record, A&M is 6-11 against Oklahoma since the launch of the pathetic Big 12, and 5-11 against Texas over that time frame.

I would have never guessed aggy had so many wins over Texas and OU in that time span.

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20 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy doesn’t always tell you the truth 

No way.  They're required to tell the truth. 

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1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

isn't the SEC commercial in alphabetical order? Do those dipshits in college station not know their ABCs?

Nope

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I mean Evan Stewart had a monster game too, dumbass aggies used their stupid highway jilted bitch comment.

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7 hours ago, John Coctostan said:

So Aggy not only runs the table on their remaining schedule, they win every game by double digits and beat us by 24.

someone with chatGPT image fakery skillz, please enter this:

"roller coaster with milkmen passengers on ballistic trajectory re-entry from orbit"

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

someone with chatGPT image fakery skillz, please enter this:

"roller coaster with milkmen passengers on ballistic trajectory re-entry from orbit"

We already have a thread quarantined and dedicated to that stupid shit

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9 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Does the Jizz'um Gazette drop it's mongoloid rankings today, or tomorrow?

Typically Mondays, but some weeks, he can't wait.

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As top-ranked teams continue to falter, Texas A&M football has an opportunity to make a huge move this season
Though Texas A&M football enjoyed a nice bye this weekend, Aggie fans have to be pleased with a lot of what they saw around the country.

I don't necessarily mean the results of the games, though—there are certainly some outcomes that Aggie fans would reverse, if they had their druthers. Rather, I'm talking about the way the supposed top teams ended up looking throughout the weekend.

Alabama escaped South Carolina by the skin of their teeth. Fresh off of destroying that same South Carolina team, Ole Miss lost to an LSU squad that fell to 3-3 USC. Texas put up an offensive performance against Oklahoma that looked almost exactly like what lowly Auburn did against the Sooners.

Ohio State and Oregon both looked sloppy in what was supposed to be a game of the year candidate. Georgia pulled away from Mississippi State... only to let them back in the game down the stretch. Tennessee nearly lost to a moribund Florida squad.

In other words, the gap between the elite teams and the rest is far closer than it has been in years past. There's no unbeatable, unimpeachable squad standing head and shoulders above the rest.

For a Texas A&M football team still coming into their own, that's amazing news.

This Aggie squad put up a performance last week that's as impressive as any we've seen this year—out of any team in the nation. Missouri is a legitimately good team, and the Aggies beat them like a drum.

An ever-improving defense—one that looks like it may be the best in the entire conference—paired with a resurgent and creative offense with Conner Weigman at the helm has Aggie fans dreaming big.

By virtue of their 3-0 conference record, the Ags currently hold the top spot in the SEC. It hasn't been smooth sailing to get there, but they are there now. If they can consistently harness what we saw this past weekend—and that is a big if, by the way—they can hang with any team in the nation.

This year more than ever, all you need is a shot. And it looks like the Aggies are shaping up to be a team with a better shot than most.

 

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42 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

No way.  They're required to tell the truth. 

and it's illegal for us to say bad things about them

when we do the ministry automatically files a freedom of information

locked down

in CONCRETE

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pat: "Texas put up an offensive performance against Oklahoma that looked almost exactly like what lowly Auburn did against the Sooners"

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11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

pat: "Texas put up an offensive performance against Oklahoma that looked almost exactly like what lowly Auburn did against the Sooners"

Over 400 yards of offense against a high quality defense? When was the last time your ags managed that Graham Cracker?

Edited October 13 by Vertigo

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and it's illegal for us to say bad things about them
when we do the ministry automatically files a freedom of information
locked down
in CONCRETE

That FOIA works because we have a gentleman’s agreement with said agency stupid sip!

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Via [mention=564]Longhornfrenzy[/mention]

That poster probably shouldn’t watch the college gameday opener. eSIPn big time.

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18 hours ago, ASDFASDF said:

Even the concept of alphabetical order is a sip conspiracy to the mind of an ag.

Since when does Texas A&M University come after the University of Texas at Austin alphabetically? It’s early, and I haven’t had my double espresso, so maybe I’m missing something.

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5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Since when does Texas A&M University come after the University of Texas at Austin alphabetically? It’s early, and I haven’t had my double espresso, so maybe I’m missing something.

They don't use the full names, it's Texas vs Texas A&M

[Willfully Horn 8,027]

1 minute ago, HuttNuts said:

They don't use the full names, it's Texas vs Texas A&M

Ah. Much appreciated. Will go fire up the caffeine machine.

[Jkwellborn 6,708]

They don't use the full names, it's Texas vs Texas A&M

I thought it was Texas vs Texas according to the baseball uniforms.

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23 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is Graham paid by “tu” to troll aggy with unbelievable BS that only aggy would believe?  

ChatGPT - write me a clickbait article about Texas agriculture 

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2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Since when does Texas A&M University come after the University of Texas at Austin alphabetically? It’s early, and I haven’t had my double espresso, so maybe I’m missing something.

Your point stands, but "The" should be capitalized, as it's part of our official title. (Unlike tOSU, we just choose not to make a big deal out of it.)

The Texas Constitution

Article 7

Sec. 10. ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS; AGRICULTURAL AND MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT. The Legislature shall as soon as practicable establish, organize and provide for the maintenance, support and direction of a University of the first class, to be located by a vote of the people of this State, and styled, "The University of Texas", for the promotion of literature, and the arts and sciences, including an Agricultural, and Mechanical department. (Emphasis added for the elucidation of aggys; you'll note that it doesn't specify multiple universities of the first class)

(Feb. 15, 1876.)

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https://gigemgazette.com/power-ranking-the-sec-after-week-7-new-top-team-as-ut-uga-bama-falter-01ja5p6adymq

Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #3 - Texas

The Longhorns notched a big milestone this weekend by taking care of OU, who has been the perennial burr under their saddle. The triumphant return of Quinn Ewers to the quarterback spot saw the senior QB get his second win in the Red River Rivalry.

However, the scoreboard destruction of Oklahoma still masks some of the issues that have been persisting with this Texas team. It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Horns have yet to be tested, and they’re not really passing with flying colors in every facet.

There’s no one, dominant team this year, of course. Everyone has holes. But when I see that the Texas pass offense put up a worse performance against OU than did the Auburn Tigers, of all teams, that has me concerned.

So too does the defense. The Longhorns have yet to play a team with the ability to complete a downfield pass, and they’ve been able to dedicate scheme and numbers to the run game as a result—yet they’re still not as dominant as they were last year.

UGA will be a test in that respect, so we’ll find something out about the Longhorns this weekend—one way or the other.

 

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Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #2 - Georgia

The Bulldogs have still not quite been as impressive as most hoped so far this year. They have won convincingly in several games—that Clemson win just keeps looking better and better, in particular—but games like this previous Saturday against Mississippi State have been a thorn in their side.

Yes, if you look at total yardage, it was a convincing win. But this is the type of game that was a wholesale destruction under previous championship squads under Kirby Smart.

We can write it off a little bit as a lookahead spot for the Bulldogs, who will be traveling to Austin this Saturday. But the alarm bells are still there for UGA. If they don’t win on Saturday, 9-3 is a real possibility in Athens.

That might still be enough to get them in the playoff, but it won’t make many Bulldog fans happy.

 

Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #1 - Texas A&M

Why not?

We need a larger body of work, to be sure. But it looks more and more like A&M’s performance against Missouri—efficient and explosive on offense, and suffocating on defense—is one of the most complete and dominant games we’ve seen out of any squad in the nation this year.

They have to follow it up with some more big games, no doubt. But it’s encouraging that, upon Weigman’s return, the Aggies looked so dominant against a quality team.

Again, there is more that has to be shown. But if that Mizzou game showed what the Aggies are going forward, there are almost no holes in this team—and those holes that are present are at spots that have been improving every single week.

It’s looking more and more like the Ags may have the best defense in the conference, with down years in Athens and Tuscaloosa. They’re certainly more tested in that respect than others who may lay claim to that title. If the offense can keep up what they did against Mizzou, this Aggie team could be a conference title contender in year one under Mike Elko.

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Just so we are all clear, everyone understands that this is an attempted troll job, right?

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4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Just so we are all clear, everyone understands that this is an attempted troll job, right?

Are YOU trolling too? 

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11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

https://gigemgazette.com/power-ranking-the-sec-after-week-7-new-top-team-as-ut-uga-bama-falter-01ja5p6adymq

Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #3 - Texas

The Longhorns notched a big milestone this weekend by taking care of OU, who has been the perennial burr under their saddle. The triumphant return of Quinn Ewers to the quarterback spot saw the senior QB get his second win in the Red River Rivalry.

However, the scoreboard destruction of Oklahoma still masks some of the issues that have been persisting with this Texas team. It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Horns have yet to be tested, and they’re not really passing with flying colors in every facet.

There’s no one, dominant team this year, of course. Everyone has holes. But when I see that the Texas pass offense put up a worse performance against OU than did the Auburn Tigers, of all teams, that has me concerned.

So too does the defense. The Longhorns have yet to play a team with the ability to complete a downfield pass, and they’ve been able to dedicate scheme and numbers to the run game as a result—yet they’re still not as dominant as they were last year.

UGA will be a test in that respect, so we’ll find something out about the Longhorns this weekend—one way or the other.

 

Next

 

Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #2 - Georgia

The Bulldogs have still not quite been as impressive as most hoped so far this year. They have won convincingly in several games—that Clemson win just keeps looking better and better, in particular—but games like this previous Saturday against Mississippi State have been a thorn in their side.

Yes, if you look at total yardage, it was a convincing win. But this is the type of game that was a wholesale destruction under previous championship squads under Kirby Smart.

We can write it off a little bit as a lookahead spot for the Bulldogs, who will be traveling to Austin this Saturday. But the alarm bells are still there for UGA. If they don’t win on Saturday, 9-3 is a real possibility in Athens.

That might still be enough to get them in the playoff, but it won’t make many Bulldog fans happy.

 

Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #1 - Texas A&M

Why not?

We need a larger body of work, to be sure. But it looks more and more like A&M’s performance against Missouri—efficient and explosive on offense, and suffocating on defense—is one of the most complete and dominant games we’ve seen out of any squad in the nation this year.

They have to follow it up with some more big games, no doubt. But it’s encouraging that, upon Weigman’s return, the Aggies looked so dominant against a quality team.

Again, there is more that has to be shown. But if that Mizzou game showed what the Aggies are going forward, there are almost no holes in this team—and those holes that are present are at spots that have been improving every single week.

It’s looking more and more like the Ags may have the best defense in the conference, with down years in Athens and Tuscaloosa. They’re certainly more tested in that respect than others who may lay claim to that title. If the offense can keep up what they did against Mizzou, this Aggie team could be a conference title contender in year one under Mike Elko.

I genuinely love this guy 

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Troll or not, I like these quotes:

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It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Horns have yet to be tested

It MIGHT be true that few teams can test Texas, right?

 

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The Longhorns have yet to play a team with the ability to complete a downfield pass

Mississippi State had 144 passing yards against Texas, and 306 against Georgia.  Hmm.

 

[utee94 15,832]

I like how he's ignoring all statistical evidence and claiming that Texas' current #1 Total Defense and #1 Scoring defense "isn't as dominant as last year's."  That is a bold fabrication that is worthy of only his masterful artistry.  No amateur or mere mortal could pull that off.

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Troll or not, I like these quotes:

It MIGHT be true that few teams can test Texas, right?

 

Mississippi State had 144 passing yards against Texas, and 306 against Georgia.  Hmm.

 

Texas played early season MSU.

Georgia played early mid seasons MSU. 

ATM plays mid mid season MSU. 

Totally different teams 

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This motherfucker might be a better aggy than meat pimp. 

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2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Texas played early season MSU.

Georgia played early mid seasons MSU. 

ATM plays mid mid season MSU. 

Totally different teams 

Yes, SEC teams all get better as the season goes on, except when they get worse because meat grinder.

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21 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

For the record, A&M is 6-11 against Oklahoma since the launch of the pathetic Big 12, and 5-11 against Texas over that time frame.

And I'm still not happy they won 5 of 16 games. Unacceptable. I look forward to making it 5 in 17...then 5 in 18...and so on.

Aggy loves to chirp about its wins over Bama as evidence of being a true blueblood program. Given that they've gone 3-13 against the Tide all time, that's a curious measure to use to promote your program. Especially since aggy ran off the coaches responsible for its only two victories over Bama since LBJ was in office. 

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22 hours ago, linux said:

Texas A&M has 4 conference games left before they play UT. 

@MSU

LSU

@USCe

@Auburn

Considering their road history could they lose all 4? The bottom barrel of the conference is not as bad as predicted initially

It’s amazing how every year they get to play the worst teams in the conference and still fuck it up. 

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1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Aggy loves to chirp about its wins over Bama as evidence of being a true blueblood program.

Yep, 2-12 in the SEC.  One in Tuscaloosa (+5), one in College Station (+3).  Juggernaut material.

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28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yep, 2-12 in the SEC.  One in Tuscaloosa (+5), one in College Station (+3).  Juggernaut material.

2-12? Is this their 15th year in the SEC?

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42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

2-12? Is this their 15th year in the SEC?

Sorry, 2-10.  More coffee needed.

And just to illustrate the lunacy of SEC scheduling, A&M is 0-1 against George in that same timeframe. 

Edited October 14 by jimmyjazz

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Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #3 - Texas
The Longhorns notched a big milestone this weekend by taking care of OU, who has been the perennial burr under their saddle. The triumphant return of Quinn Ewers to the quarterback spot saw the senior QB get his second win in the Red River Rivalry.

However, the scoreboard destruction of Oklahoma still masks some of the issues that have been persisting with this Texas team. It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Horns have yet to be tested, and they’re not really passing with flying colors in every facet.

There’s no one, dominant team this year, of course. Everyone has holes. But when I see that the Texas pass offense put up a worse performance against OU than did the Auburn Tigers, of all teams, that has me concerned.

So too does the defense. The Longhorns have yet to play a team with the ability to complete a downfield pass, and they’ve been able to dedicate scheme and numbers to the run game as a result—yet they’re still not as dominant as they were last year.

 

Editorial note by BV: 

UGA will be a test in that respect, so we’ll find something out about the Longhorns this weekend—one way or the other.

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Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #1 - Texas A&M

Why not?

We need a larger body of work, to be sure. But it looks more and more like A&M’s performance against Missouri—efficient and explosive on offense, and suffocating on defense—is one of the most complete and dominant games we’ve seen out of any squad in the nation this year.

They have to follow it up with some more big games, no doubt. But it’s encouraging that, upon Weigman’s return, the Aggies looked so dominant against a quality team.

Again, there is more that has to be shown. But if that Mizzou game showed what the Aggies are going forward, there are almost no holes in this team—and those holes that are present are at spots that have been improving every single week.

It’s looking more and more like the Ags may have the best defense in the conference, with down years in Athens and Tuscaloosa. They’re certainly more tested in that respect than others who may lay claim to that title. If the offense can keep up what they did against Mizzou, this Aggie team could be a conference title contender in year one under Mike Elko.

Editorial note from BV:

 

Edited October 14 by Beau Vine

[Pancho 44,856]

They are tripping over themselves to call us “not good” and they are world beaters. Their win over an overrated Missouri is so much more of a measuring stick than our win over Michigan. 

While the probablity of this happening is nearly at 0, it would be fascinating to see Mississippi State beat an A&M team that is already thinking they are a lock to win over LSU, Texas, and get to the SEC title game. 

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They are tripping over themselves to call us “not good” and they are world beaters. Their win over an overrated Missouri is so much more of a measuring stick than our win over Michigan. 

While the probablity of this happening is nearly at 0, it would be fascinating to see Mississippi State beat an A&M team that is already thinking they are a lock to win over LSU, Texas, and get to the SEC title game. 

I mean/ you say nearly zero but aggy is always capable of self destructing at least 1 out of 3, so there you have it. 
they were lucky to escape bowling green or Kent state or whatever irrelevant midwestern spare they had on their schedule earlier this year. They could absolutely lose at MSST. 

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They could absolutely lose at MSST. 

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6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They could absolutely lose at MSST. 

This guy agrees

 

[utee94 15,832]

Just now, Pancho said:

While the probablity of this happening is nearly at 0, it would be fascinating to see Mississippi State beat an A&M team that is already thinking they are a lock to win over LSU, Texas, and get to the SEC title game. 

Why would you say that?  Better A&M teams than this one have lost to MSU in Starkville. The ags are 1-4 in their last 5 trips there. A full decade of futility on the road against the dreaded bulldogs.