Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pancho 45,526]

because those better A&M teams played better Mississippi State teams. This Mississippi State team is hot garbage.

[Topper13 3,525]

Beau, is that you? If so, it's a master class. In Joe Strummers' words, "Elevator going up!"

[utee94 15,896]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

because those better A&M teams played better Mississippi State teams. This Mississippi State team is hot garbage.

Eh this current MSU team challenged the Horns for a half in Austin, and Texas is far better than the ags.  They challenged Georgia in Athens and only lost by 10, and Georgia is far better than the ags.

 

 

Edited October 14 by utee94

[Pimphand 6,055]

Aggy has only won 2 games in Starkvegas.

2012 w/ Juanny 8 Bawl
2020 COVID dumpster year

[jimmyjazz 46,501]

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

because those better A&M teams played better Mississippi State teams. This Mississippi State team is hot garbage.

Uh, did you watch the MSU-UGA game?

[Drew 2,675]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Troll or not, I like these quotes:

It MIGHT be true that few teams can test Texas, right?

 

Mississippi State had 144 passing yards against Texas, and 306 against Georgia.  Hmm.

 

Yeah well Texas was playing at home...and Miss St obviously wasn't trying that hard or it would have been closer duh.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yes, SEC teams all get better as the season goes on, except when they get worse because meat grinder.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It’s amazing how every year they get to play the worst teams in the conference and still fuck it up. 

No sir...Texas plays the worst teams in Conference...aggy has been saying so all year.

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

because those better A&M teams played better Mississippi State teams. This Mississippi State team is hot garbage.

You must not have seen them play the great and mighty Georgia team then...

So when they beat the Ags it'll be "they were actually a really good team" OR when they lose in a heartbreaker "well see what they did against Georgia?  Not a bad loss PLUS we still only have one SEC loss...so beat the rest of the teams on our schedule including that crappy untested TU team and we're going to the dad gum  SEC title game!"

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, did you watch the MSU-UGA game?

No no this is all according to plan. Texas played bad MSU...NOW they're good, like Mizzou, so when Aggy beats them they can crow about it.  Especially when they win 38-13 and can claim "we beat them better than TU"

[PvilleStang 2,926]

[coachherman'sgrill 2,513]

3 hours ago, Topper13 said:

This motherfucker might be a better aggy than meat pimp. 

You shut your mouth! Meat pimp is a national treasure that should be adored. There is no universe that Graham is better than mutha fucking MEAT PIMP!

[Hagbard Celine 11,007]

3 hours ago, Topper13 said:

This motherfucker might be a better aggy than meat pimp. 

i've been waiting a few weeks to post this

if this is an ultra-deep-long troll then the effort expended is beyond compare

 

Spoiler

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,513]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

https://gigemgazette.com/power-ranking-the-sec-after-week-7-new-top-team-as-ut-uga-bama-falter-01ja5p6adymq

Power ranking the SEC after week 7: #3 - Texas

The Longhorns notched a big milestone this weekend by taking care of OU, who has been the perennial burr under their saddle. The triumphant return of Quinn Ewers to the quarterback spot saw the senior QB get his second win in the Red River Rivalry. Uhhhhhh............a win is a win. Isn't that what they always crow?

However, the scoreboard destruction of Oklahoma still masks some of the issues that have been persisting with this Texas team. Wait for it..........re-read the previous sentence again because here comes the most non-sensical and hilarious cognitive dissonance --->It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Horns have yet to be tested, and they’re not really passing with flying colors in every facet. I agree, we haven't been tested. I wonder why that is? Could it be a world-class defense? A offense that can score at will and a HC playing "name the score" game? A special teams, minus Burt who has been regressing, that has been lights out? And who the fuck cares about what happened with Auburn? We shut OUsux's offense down and could do whatever we wanted (if Quinn could hit the receiver) on offense. Seriously, what the absolute fuck is this guy talking about? OUsux has 239 yards of offense. To be blunt, the defense butt fucked OUsux's offense all day. 

There’s no one, dominant team this year, of course. He is literally smoking the crack. Everyone has holes. But when I see that the Texas pass offense put up a worse performance against OU than did the Auburn Tigers, of all teams, that has me concerned. We didn't need to fucking pass, Graham!!!! And he forgot someone who is going to win the Heisman had to shake the rust off.

So too does the defense. One of the top defenses in the country? The Longhorns have yet to play a team with the ability to complete a downfield pass, I fucking wonder why and they’ve been able to dedicate scheme and numbers to the run game as a result again, I fucking wonder why—yet they’re still not as dominant as they were last year. That last sentence is the crack talking.

UGA will be a test in that respect, so we’ll find something out about the Longhorns this weekend—one way or the other. What will be the excuse next Monday after the mudhole in UGA's ass starts to dry out?

 

 

 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Eh this current MSU team challenged the Horns for a half in Austin, and Texas is far better than the ags.  They challenged Georgia in Athens and only lost by 10, and Georgia is far better than the ags.

 

 

“Challenged” doing a lot of work there. “Frustrated,” but not to the point of actually making Texas adjust? OK.

Blue and Cook hold on to the ball and even the frustration is gone. Granted, they didn’t, but that’s on Texas, not Mississippi State. 

[Beau Vine 54,940]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i've been waiting a few weeks to post this

if this is an ultra-deep-long troll then the effort expended is beyond compare

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

That was posted several weeks ago, so congrats on sitting on it. 

[PvilleStang 2,926]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That was posted several weeks ago, so congrats on sitting on it. 

Did you know RudeDawg was the Figurelli intern?!

[Tex Pete 21,033]

On 10/13/2024 at 11:09 AM, ASDFASDF said:

Even the concept of alphabetical order is a sip conspiracy to the mind of an ag.

You’ll never believe what they think of the Dewey Decimal System. 

[Hagbard Celine 11,007]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That was posted several weeks ago, so congrats on sitting on it. 

shame on me for not seeing it

[Topper13 3,525]

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You’ll never believe what they think of the Dewey Decimal System. 

Kids today can't read, the fuck's going to happen at a library?

[mchookem 16,555]

On 10/13/2024 at 12:52 PM, n64ra said:

I would have never guessed aggy had so many wins over Texas and OU in that time span.

hell they were 6-10 against ttu in the Big12 😆

[nnm 36,986]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

hell they were 6-10 against ttu in the Big12 😆

[Pimphand 6,055]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

It's a real shame Leach had to spend 8 years in Pullman where he was denied access to the ags.

TTU: 7-3
MSU: 2-1

Overall: 9-4

This is aggy's first trek back to Starkvegas since Leach passed hopefully the Bulldogs win one for the ghost skipper

Edited October 14 by Pimphand

[randomhorn 1,919]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

College football is all the poorer for his absence 

[deft 6,901]

Here’s to the pirate, may state swing their sword on aggy Saturday

[Vertigo 20,396]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

But if that Mizzou game showed what the Aggies are going forward, there are almost no holes in this team—and those holes that are present are at spots that have been improving every single week.

My favorite quote of the entire article. How he can't acknowledge that Mizzou is hot buttered ass is hilarious.

[Hayduke 87]

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

shame on me for not seeing it

I hadn't seen that either, so I finally followed up a little and looked him up on Facebook, too. Found this, but maybe someone also posted it as well. Sorry not sorry if anyone else has already seen it.

[Updawg 2,326]

So is he a Baylor dork trolling them?

Or just some ai creation or a major weird guy? I’m confused but find it entertaining

[TOR 5,850]

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

You shut your mouth! Meat pimp is a national treasure that should be adored. There is no universe that Graham is better than mutha fucking MEAT PIMP!

Would really come down to who has the hotter Mom.  

[Beau Vine 54,940]

13 minutes ago, Updawg said:

So is he a Baylor dork trolling them?

Or just some ai creation or a major weird guy? I’m confused but find it entertaining

I think he's actually a South Carolina grad.

[Hayduke 87]

7 minutes ago, Updawg said:

So is he a Baylor dork trolling them?

Or just some ai creation or a major weird guy? I’m confused but find it entertaining

Seems to be originally from Columbia, SC, and maybe attended grad school there. A few Facebook pics of him in A&M gear from what probably would have been his undergrad era. Looks like he also worked for a campus-centered Christian network if everything is accurate. But there's just enough to make it look convincing and not enough consistent, long-term record to make me fully buy in.

So I'm leaning this way: 51 percent real, 49 percent troll.  But 110 percent entertaining.

[nnm 36,986]

13 minutes ago, TOR said:

Would really come down to who has the hotter Mom.  

Well, if 50-something trailer trash who moved up to Katy tract house bolt-ons and Botox special is your jam, then Meat Pimp probably has what you’re looking for. 

[PilotsError 2,338]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Well, if 50-something trailer trash who moved up to Katy tract house bolt-ons and Botox special is your jam, then Meat Pimp probably has what you’re looking for. 

[Hagbard Celine 11,007]

14 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

So I'm leaning this way: 51 percent real, 49 percent troll.  But 110 percent entertaining.

the facebook profile incept is 2017 unless that's farked too and how is that possible?

[Hagbard Celine 11,007]

so his linkedin says "northeast presbyterian church waco texas"

there is no northeast presby in waco

there is a northeast presby in columbia SC

he is NOT listed on their staff page: https://nepresbyterian.org/leadership-and-staff/

apologies if this has already been posted

[bigcigar 1,222]

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

so his linkedin says "northeast presbyterian church waco texas"

there is no northeast presby in waco

there is a northeast presby in columbia SC

he is NOT listed on their staff page: https://nepresbyterian.org/leadership-and-staff/

apologies if this has already been posted

That changed recently. He was there earlier this year

https://web.archive.org/web/20240421211933/https://nepresbyterian.org/leadership-and-staff/

[GreenspointTexas 9,879]

Damn, some real internet sleuthing goin on in this thread

[tejas60 3,537]

It's obviously Gordon Kieth. 

[DaysOff 8,012]

#metoo

[Drew 2,675]

6 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

It's obviously Gordon Kieth. 

Hawkeye of KSCS 

[Horn Dogg 4,184]

aggy is so fired up by this win over Mizzou, I think I’m going to sell “Missouri State Champs” shirts on campus and funnel the profits back to the Texas One Fund.  We should be able to buy errbody!

[utee94 15,896]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy is so fired up by this win over Mizzou, I think I’m going to sell “Missouri State Champs” shirts on campus and funnel the profits back to the Texas One Fund.  We should be able to buy errbody!

Print it on a plastic cup.  Ags love that shit.

[Steel Shank 9,440]

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Graham worked in meticulous analysis the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

[DigglerontheHoof 21,307]

"Kids Ministry Coordinator"

[Basil 760]

No way that goober is a real person. It’s an AI pic manned by a bored horn.

[Dilligas 674]

48 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

It's obviously Gordon Kieth. 

Keith. Would be perfect to be the Generic Youth Minister!

[coachherman'sgrill 2,513]

2 hours ago, TOR said:

Would really come down to who has the hotter Mom.  

Damn it! Get that common sense outta here! 
 

But, you’re right. 

[Knighthawk 291]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Well, if 50-something trailer trash who moved up to Katy tract house bolt-ons and Botox special is your jam, then Meat Pimp probably has what you’re looking for. 

Guilty as charged.  

[Steel Shank 9,440]

13 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Guilty as charged.  

add me to the list

[T-shirt Sip 2,144]

Oh oh. aggy is going to boycott the NCAA. They have us 1st in conference even though aggy is 3-0 and we’re 2-0. 
 

 

[msucolt45 4,168]

College football is all the poorer for his absence 

Mike hated aggy almost as much as we do.

Hook’em!!!

[Pimphand 6,055]

All aboard aggy coaster is getting ready for all time highs!

[Steel Shank 9,440]

I'm a huge believer in omens.

 

And smoking hot gash.

[DaggerHorns 3,109]

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm a huge believer in omens.

 

And smoking hot gash.

What an odd thing to smoke.