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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I would venture to guess that there is a very high correlation between "aggy t-shirt fan" and "never been to College Station graduated High School"

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It is a weird flex.  
 

“You see, my school has so little redeeming value and such an embarrassing reputation that the only people who can root for it are those that went there! Your school however is so well thought of you have tons of fans who never even went there!   Take that stupid ‘Sip.”

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Well you probably remember the torture that was 1992 Houston Sports Talk Radio with all those redneck mouth breathers calling in postulating how Corey Pullig was finally going to get them over the hump only to get dunked on by Notre Dame in Dallas.  That Notre Dame dotted that eye again in 93 was just the chef's kiss.  Then came the much overdue probation in 94 and then 95 happened and they have only produced 3 decent seasons since (1998 B12 title, 2012 heisman, & 2020 CFP near miss)

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On 10/15/2024 at 5:52 PM, Doc Daneeka said:

I don’t think I could survive Texas beating A&M in the regular season, beating them in the SEC championship game, and then knocking them out of the playoffs on the way to a national championship. I’m willing to risk it, though. 

I would die of dehydration.

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47 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I have two close friends who didn’t go to UT like me and one could make a decent argument they are “bigger” fans than I am.

Lol, I have a good friend that went to aggie. While he can't match my historical efforts in support of UT, he vastly surpasses it today.

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52 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I have two close friends who didn’t go to UT like me and one could make a decent argument they are “bigger” fans than I am.

Name checks out.

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

But by aggy standards that is a near miss.  They always miss just that time they got really close

They only lost to bama by 28 that year but were somehow convinced they were going to get picked over teams with the same record because secsecsec

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I encounter Aggies at work and I have a couple of good friends that went there.  The one thing that they all have in common is that they cannot help throwing in a tu or some other comment every single time I talk to them. 
To be honest, I really don’t think about it most of the time until one of them says something.  It’s really a big part of their identity. I have long held the belief that much of their self image is made up from how their sports teams perform. 

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Their self image is made up of feeling like they are special, and only they can see it, and the rest of the world is just trying to fuck them over. They aren't alphas, and they never will be.

The reality is that they are uniquely retarded. They value their uniqueness over everything, because it's the only thing that makes them feel special. And therein lies the problem: they aren't special. They are the common clay of the new west.

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18 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I encounter Aggies at work and I have a couple of good friends that went there.  The one thing that they all have in common is that they cannot help throwing in a tu or some other comment every single time I talk to them. 
To be honest, I really don’t think about it most of the time until one of them says something.  It’s really a big part of their identity. I have long held the belief that much of their self image is made up from how their sports teams perform. 

You should start keeping statistics on those references and then, after a period of time, make up a PowerPoint presentation showing the stats and then invite them to a meeting to present your findings.

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On 10/15/2024 at 5:52 PM, Doc Daneeka said:

I don’t think I could survive Texas beating A&M in the regular season, beating them in the SEC championship game, and then knocking them out of the playoffs on the way to a national championship. I’m willing to risk it, though. 

Texags would be something else if that were to happen. Goddamn, it would be like an internet Jonestown over there. Hell, it might result in another real life Jonestown. 

I'm willing to risk it.

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16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Texags would be something else if that were to happen. Goddamn, it would be like an internet Jonestown over there. Hell, it might result in another real life Jonestown. 

I'm willing to risk it.

No joke, I think TexAgs would actually shut down and blame server issues. Elko would be fired instantly after that 3rd loss. It would be a self imposed death penalty, but whats new for them? It's basically been a death penalty for aggy since Hitler invaded Poland.

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42 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Texags would be something else if that were to happen. Goddamn, it would be like an internet Jonestown over there. Hell, it might result in another real life Jonestown. 

I'm willing to risk it.

aggy would fuck up and forget to put the cyanide in the Flavor Aid

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10 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I encounter Aggies at work and I have a couple of good friends that went there.  The one thing that they all have in common is that they cannot help throwing in a tu or some other comment every single time I talk to them. 
To be honest, I really don’t think about it most of the time until one of them says something.  It’s really a big part of their identity. I have long held the belief that much of their self image is made up from how their sports teams perform. 

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

When the highest ranking member of the corps speaks, you listen. 

So you're saying a dog, and a female at that, is the highest ranking officer of a cosplay pseudo military perpetual Halloween dress up unit....and if said dog decides to bark during class no matter what is going on at the time, then the class gets dismissed? 

Ok that makes sense.  I thought it was something weird at first 

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So you're saying a dog, and a female at that, is the highest ranking officer of a cosplay pseudo military perpetual Halloween dress up unit....and if said dog decides to bark during class no matter what is going on at the time, then the class gets dismissed? 

Ok that makes sense.  I thought it was something weird at first 

Where have you been? This is not common knowledge?

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On 10/15/2024 at 11:35 PM, Pimphand said:

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Texum Bulldogs don't seem very fired up...

 

Maybe Moo State should have kept Stingray around as a hype man instead of running him off after he embarassed them on Tosh.0

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THESE are the people who have been tormenting aggy? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I legitimately, not trying to be mean at all, expected that guy to have down synrome before he started talking, I was expecting a feel-good youtube clip, lmaoooooo

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8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

....and if said dog decides to bark during class no matter what is going on at the time, then the class gets dismissed? 

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Why study for a boring old test, when you could be practicing your miniature slingshot skills. 

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

More appropriate to call it a COVID Asterisk year than a near-miss, although the fact that they couldn't get in even during an incredibly messed up COVID asterisk year is hilarious in itself.

"If the R0 of the variant in Indiana could have been slightly higher or if the population in Notre Dame were just a bit denser, we'd be perceived as the college football kings that we know we are."

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