Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MIkeHoncho 1872]

4 minutes ago, bluto said:

with moss out they’re gonna have to run Smith quite a few plays… and that guy is about like Bret Robin and Kyle porter. 

I was thinking more Sneezy Beltran, but I can see the Kyle Porter comp.  

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2753]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Per Paul Finebaum, RB Moss for aggy is out for remainder of the year with knee injury.

[Thatguy 8208]

41 minutes ago, immamac said:

SEC shorts this week kinda sucked tbh. 

Don't know if you noticed but SEC shorts have been going out of the way NOT to acknowledge the 800lb gorilla in the room.

[TOR 5221]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

Don't know if you noticed but SEC shorts have been going out of the way NOT to acknowledge the 800lb gorilla in the room.

South Austin's mom?

[Beau Vine 53738]

17 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I was thinking more Sneezy Beltran, but I can see the Kyle Porter comp.  

[Vertigo 20208]

56 minutes ago, immamac said:

SEC shorts this week kinda sucked tbh. 

This one was better

 

[Mr. Drummond 2167]

Roll call is always better.

[LTtxfan 48729]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Seriously...

[Hagbard Celine 10560]

59 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Roll call is always better.

i have a connection to that dude if we need to get him indoctrinated up in here

[Hagbard Celine 10560]

pat update: he's posted 2 more articles for a total of 4 today

power rankings conspicuously absent just like the post-game call-in show

[JOSEYWALES66 1780]

18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i have a connection to that dude if we need to get him indoctrinated up in here

He came to Dallas a while back and did an episode on the trip.  It was pretty good 

[Cuernavaca 253]

Is Mike Elko Grimace?

[Etexhorn13 3015]

3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Don't know if you noticed but SEC shorts have been going out of the way NOT to acknowledge the 800lb gorilla in the room.

Which is what?

[DaggerHorns 3044]

16 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Is Mike Elko Grimace?

Color him Maroon, put him in Kyle Field.

paging @TreatyOak to the courtesy phone….

[woohorn 1130]

What is the tiebreaker that would have guaranteed them in at a 7-1 conference record with a loss to us? The most likely 3-way tie would be us and the GA/Tenn winner, not sure how they would have been locked in. 
Relatedly, a conference that is this big, with no divisions and 8 games is fucking stupid. 

Lots of talk last week about scenario where Texas beat aggy, LSU beat AL, and there was a 4 way tie btw TX AL GA and aggy. Supposedly LSU and aggy would be in SEC champ game based on SEC tiebreaker rules.

[TOR 5221]

On 11/3/2024 at 12:47 AM, TOR said:

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 1990]

5 minutes ago, TOR said:

 

 

[DFW Horn 6040]

56 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Color him Maroon, put him in Kyle Field.

paging @TreatyOak to the courtesy phone….

Phatterson will always be Grimace to me. No re-coloring necessary.

[DFW Horn 6040]

4 hours ago, Thatguy said:

Don't know if you noticed but SEC shorts have been going out of the way NOT to acknowledge the 800lb gorilla in the room.

Texas winning the league in Year 1 ?

[TexasMan 10724]

 

[nnm 35683]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

[Steel Shank 9339]

I dig hot chicks.

[Deej 76221]

5 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

"tu got lucky with opponent's injuries again."

[TOR 5221]

19 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I dig hot chicks.

I would lay pipe.

[Deej 76221]

4 hours ago, TOR said:

South Austin's mom?

Gorilla, not vagina.

[Droopy 2621]

Mmmm, gorilla pussy. I bet it’s pretty close. 

[Steel Shank 9339]

17 minutes ago, TOR said:

I would lay pipe.

Fuckin a.

[Bevo Num1 1003]

49 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Who knows? We do know who got no lubed, though. 

[TOR 5221]

6 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Who knows? We do know who got no lubed, though. 

Yep.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5325]

44 minutes ago, TOR said:

Yep.

Imagine coming home and your pick up truck cab reeks of cum from your "fish camp Drew" overalls riding shotgun but you have to tell your mom to NOT wash them because it's bad bull turdurshin and you don't want to be embarrassed in front of Hunter from Mount Pleasant, Texas.

[futureman 22353]

why do his overalls say "army fight"?

[Beau Vine 53738]

Hunter is clearly from East Bernard.

[TOR 5221]

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hunter is clearly from East Bernard.

Wharton county is absolutely full of hot Slovak chicks.  

Not that those rainbows would care.  But still. 

[deft 6750]

why do his overalls say "army fight"?

Why does Rice play Texas?

[Longboard Horn 39905]