Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Lhorn 4971]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’re already debating whether or not tre brown is having a better freshman year than Myles Garrett and if he’ll be a better player in the coming years. 

One thing I learned about aggy a long time ago is no matter how good the former player was, the replacement is always better, often “scary good.”  

[Machinator 32099]

[deft 6896]

^doesnt luv turdition

[TrashMaster G 17664]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Really?  Lack of cheerleaders is the ONLY effective negative thing that can be said about aggy?

Damn, that must be some tasty Kool-Aid.

[utee94 15877]

Pretty sure I've never seen anyone actually use their dude cheerleaders against them in any meaningful way.  Just a bunch of internet message boards jokes about them.

But that's another of their big problems, they take anything and everything said on internet message boards as deadly serious.  They have zero sense of humor about themselves, or really, anything at all.

 

[TrashMaster G 17664]

10 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Pretty sure I've never seen anyone actually use their dude cheerleaders against them in any meaningful way.  Just a bunch of internet message boards jokes about them.

But that's another of their big problems, they take anything and everything said on internet message boards as deadly serious.  They have zero sense of humor about themselves, or really, anything at all.

 

They take everything on the internet way too seriously.  As evidenced by their mastery of all online polls.

[TheFlyingBoat 907]

A&M is going 9-3. Literally every team on rest of their schedule is absolutely terrible. Both Mississippi teams are as bad as their state and Auburn is garbage this year. UAB still isn't there imo and have just gotten restarted.

[jTower 241]

46 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

A&M is going 9-3. Literally every team on rest of their schedule is absolutely terrible. Both Mississippi teams are as bad as their state and Auburn is garbage this year. UAB still isn't there imo and have just gotten restarted.

Never underestimate aggy.  They could easily confuse UAB with UAT and suppress their gag reflex.  You just don't walk into Legion Field and expect to win.

[texasstrong12 4668]

Tough to take a lot away from these closed scrimmages but it's going to be a long year for aggy basketball. 

 

[ButtFumble 5186]

7 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Tough to take a lot away from these closed scrimmages but it's going to be a long year for aggy basketball. 

 

 

do you even baseball school bruh.....WHOOP!

[UTEX_ME 4776]

1 hour ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

A&M is going 9-3. Literally every team on rest of their schedule is absolutely terrible. Both Mississippi teams are as bad as their state and Auburn is garbage this year. UAB still isn't there imo and have just gotten restarted.

I think 8-4 is their ceiling. They will lose at least one of their next three. 

[Vic Mackey 47189]

I think Auburn will beat them. They will lose to LSU. They will beat UAB and split the Mississippi games.

[TheFlyingBoat 907]

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Auburn will beat them. They will lose to LSU. They will beat UAB and split the Mississippi games.

Why? Auburn is ass. LSU will beat them, I agree. I also agree they will beat UAB. They won't split the Mississippi games because once again they're ass. If you think they'll lose 3 I'll take the other side in a 50 dollar bet.

Edited October 24, 2018 by TheFlyingBoat

[RamjetFDO 10578]

To get to true Thujone level, the zits should be tiny dicks

Those zits are already on a big dick. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Auburn will beat them. They will lose to LSU. They will beat UAB and split the Mississippi games.

They can lose them all or win them all except for LSU.   I am rooting for losing them all.  

[Valmy77 13303]

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Tough to take a lot away from these closed scrimmages but it's going to be a long year for aggy basketball. 

Stephen F Austin might just be really good. We don't know.

[Armybrat 40942]

41 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Stephen F Austin might just be really good. We don't know.

Obviously SEC good.

[Treefidy 1482]

29 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

They can lose them all or win them all except for LSU.   I am rooting for losing them all.  

ESPN predictor has them dogs in the next 2 games @MSU & barn. Has them favored in the last 3 games including vs LSU. 

I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they find a way to finish 4th in the SECW again yet moral victory theirselves into euphoria for finally beating LSU.  

Then again I wouldn't be surprised if they lose to UAB and LSU and manage a 3rd place SECW moral victory.   

Whatever the outcome, rest assured moral victory will be the theme of the year.  The most fun outcome might be to win out except UAB, finish 2nd in the west.  They already have the new coach bump in recruiting so let expectations reach new heights.  Then next season happens, 4th in the SECW, and the remodeled rollercoaster settles back into the track for another lap.   

[ClubWhatever 12159]

All the old norms don’t apply. They moneywhipped themselves a sitting national championship winning coach!

[lemonandaturd 4285]

If they lose to two ranked Alabama teams, does that qualify as one moral victory or two?  UAB ain't SECSEC.  

[Gaffords 757]

29 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

All the old norms don’t apply. They moneywhipped themselves a sitting national championship winning coach!

That only works if the FEDEX trucks are rolling also.  Not to mention they still have like 94 years left of their 100 years decision to suck elephant cock.

They will never get it. It doesn't matter how many 100 years decisions to run to another conference, they will always be someone's bitch, and no matter which conference they're in, they will never be the University of Texas. They will always be little brother and there is no way out of that.

[HtownHorn 14795]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I think Auburn will beat them. They will lose to LSU. They will beat UAB and split the Mississippi games.

Yep. Auburn has a defense that will make aggy work, plus their QB can complete a forward pass and they have weapons at WR. Their OL is trash, so Auburn can't run. aggy DL doesn't generate a good pass rush either.

[Machinator 32099]

[Vic Mackey 47189]

Lulz. SEC is the one who avoids certain matchups in bowl season.

[Valmy77 13303]

Yeah last year they were saying we were pulling strings to avoid a matchup with Missouri and A&M. The fact that was obviously did not happen did nothing to weaken the conspiracy theories.

I think he is right about our chances of winning out...but not about A&Ms.

Edited October 24, 2018 by Valmy77

[TexasEd 8077]

What the hell is BDF supposed to stand for?

[George Clooney 378]

"Big Dumpster Fire"

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Obviously SEC good.

Didn’t you serve with Stephen F. Austin, back in the day?

[Gaffords 757]

It would be fun if they -almost- have a breakout year go 10-2 knock LSU out of the playoffs and sends only Alabama in.

Then Meyer leaves tOSU, Dumbo replaces him leaving aggy having find another coach to cashwhip but fails at any big names...

The SEC would have years of enjoying belligerent aggy is with their "about to take over the SEC but everyone paid off dumbo to leave" fantasy world.

[C-Man 27293]

10 hours ago, Treefidy said:

ESPN predictor has them dogs in the next 2 games @MSU & barn. Has them favored in the last 3 games including vs LSU.

[C-Man 27293]

5 hours ago, Gaffords said:

It would be fun if they -almost- have a breakout year go 10-2 knock LSU out of the playoffs and sends only Alabama in.

Then Meyer leaves tOSU, Dumbo replaces him leaving aggy having find another coach to cashwhip but fails at any big names...

The SEC would have years of enjoying belligerent aggy is with their "about to take over the SEC but everyone paid off dumbo to leave" fantasy world.

tPOSU isn't hiring Jimbo if Meyer leaves at the end of the season. They've got a HCIW already.

[miguelito 11333]

For Jimbo, aggy to tOSU would be a lateral move at best, anyway.

[TrashMaster G 17664]

6 hours ago, George Clooney said:

"Big Dumpster Fire"

The cleverness of that sick burn is overwhelming.

[Orange&White 5539]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The cleverness of that sick burn is overwhelming.

Yeah, but it's even more so when you giggle a little bit when you say it.

[Bevo14 8387]

20 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Yeah, but it's even more so when you giggle a little bit when you say it.

especially if you guffaw like a dumbass aggy

[Randolph Duke 4034]

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

[Gaffords 757]

11 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

No truer words spoke... "Outclass them in every respect"   From day one they knew who was big brother.

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

15 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

I knew they had a tendency to quit playing at halftime, but I never realized it was honoring their oldest turdition. 

[Orange&White 5539]

This is Randy Duke at his absolute finest.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That's Good bull!

[GRHorn 105]

cmon Aggy.  When you were focused on being the top instate SEC school, you lost focus on what really mattered. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

49 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

This is poetry. Needs to be at DKR

 

[SHOOTER12 8839]

51 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

Splendad

[SHOOTER12 8839]

13 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

cmon Aggy.  When you were focused on being the top instate SEC school, you lost focus on what really mattered meatered. 

fify

Edited October 24, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[Randolph Duke 4034]

14 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

cmon Aggy.  When you were focused on being the top instate SEC school, you lost focus on what really mattered. 

Another quality loss for TAMU

[ztejas 43605]

59 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

So many things to love here. I wish we could bring back "the varsity" as a nickname for the team. I always thought that was cool.

Also the 1:1 ratio at a football game at the turn of the century. I'm pretty sure women weren't allowed to watch atm games in person until the 1980s.

[randygilman 643]

Reginald DeMerritt Wentworth was 10x the corch Jimbo is.

[Vic Mackey 47189]

DFigs retweeting this. More attempts to prop up their losses lmao

 

[Vic Mackey 47189]

 

[Treefidy 1482]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

DFigs retweeting this. More attempts to prop up their losses lmao

 

Jfc, I'm sure this crap is all they can talk about at Bama, Clemson, dome, etc.  doubt the even really care about being undefeated, or their actual ranking, or looking ahead to how the playoffs might shake out.  

aggy is so desperate for something, anything they can point to and say "look at us".  Their status as the cute little regard is starting to wear thin in the SECW, but fortunately for them the east play them so infrequently that it may be a few decades before the entire conference wants them gone.