Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TBGFL 397]

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

For Jimbo, aggy to tOSU would be a lateral move at best, anyway.

Stranger things have happened. Aggy is a step down from Florida State but Jimbo did it anyway

[ztejas 43467]

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

DFigs retweeting this. More attempts to prop up their losses lmao

 

Since when is Phil Steele a senile nutjob? 

This is like making up rules in monopoly to make your developmentally challenged cousin feel special. 

[Tex Pete 20368]

42 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Ask that dipshit what Cougar High's (his undergrad alma mater) slogan is.

Edited October 24, 2018 by Tex Pete

[Treefidy 1468]

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

For Jimbo, aggy to tOSU would be a lateral move at best, anyway.

tOSU is absolutely a step up from aggy, I can think of over 40 places that are a step up.  As far as leaving, I can't see it.  Baggins absolutely whored himself this last go around, the pressure to win now at tOSU would be intense, while he has ZERO pressure at aggy because $75M guaranteed.  

The only way he leaves on his own accord is if he isn't actually broken and decides he want to win another MNC

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

cmon Aggy.  When you were focused on being the top instate SEC school, you lost focus on what really mattered. 

I found Waldo.

[Vic Mackey 47076]

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

For Jimbo, aggy to tOSU would be a lateral move at best, anyway.

The fuck? In what world is Ohio St a lateral move from Aggy? That is a huge step up and it isn't even close.

[bigcigar 1164]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck? In what world is Ohio St a lateral move from Aggy? That is a huge step up and it isn't even close.

Would you consider Florida State to aggy a lateral move? I wouldn’t...it was all about the cash.

[Vic Mackey 47076]

Just now, bigcigar said:

Would you consider Florida State to aggy a lateral move? I wouldn’t...it was all about the cash.

Absolutely not. Florida St is superior to Aggy in football in every way. 

[Noah Fence 480]

Does anyone really think Ohio St. would pay Jimbo $7.5M guaranteed over the next 9 years? I doubt he goes anywhere unless someone at least matches his current deal.  

[bigcigar 1164]

1 minute ago, Noah Fence said:

Does anyone really think Ohio St. would pay Jimbo $7.5M guaranteed over the next 9 years? I doubt he goes anywhere unless someone at least matches his current deal.  

Not a chance. Jimbo isn’t Nick Saban.

[TexasTroll 454]

9 hours ago, TexasEd said:

What the hell is BDF supposed to stand for?

Boneheaded Dumb Fucker

[deft 6855]

He might take a pay cut to get away from the weirdos though.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Texas A&M Aggies
Trending: EVEN
What if the Aggies win out, LSU beats Alabama, then A&M beats the Tigers and finds a way into the SEC title game, in which they beat a one-loss Georgia or Florida? Even that might not earn a spot. But it could, which is reason enough to keep the Aggies alive with their losses to the two best teams nationally.

ESPN still thinks aggy has a chance at the playoffs. What's funny is the scenario above wouldn't even play out as described, because even if LSU beats Bama, and aggy beats LSU, Bama would still will only have one conference loss and have h2h over aggy. 

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25057373/eliminator-unbeaten-ucf-two-loss-texas-alive

Edited October 24, 2018 by UTEX_ME

[TexasTroll 454]

11 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Does anyone really think Ohio St. would pay Jimbo $7.5M guaranteed over the next 9 years? I doubt he goes anywhere unless someone at least matches his current deal.  

Jimho’s child is treated for Fanconi in Texas.

reason 7,499,000 he ain’t going nowhere....

[UTEX_ME 4762]

14 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

Does anyone really think Ohio St. would pay Jimbo $7.5M guaranteed over the next 9 years? I doubt he goes anywhere unless someone at least matches his current deal.  

Even if they did it, no team would be dumb enough to have it all guaranteed. 

[Katfid54 8635]

4 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Jimho’s child is treated for Fanconi in Texas.

reason 7,499,000 he ain’t going nowhere....

Isn't it reason 7,500,001?

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

7 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Texas A&M Aggies
Trending: EVEN
What if the Aggies win out, LSU beats Alabama, then A&M beats the Tigers and finds a way into the SEC title game, in which they beat a one-loss Georgia or Florida? Even that might not earn a spot. But it could, which is reason enough to keep the Aggies alive with their losses to the two best teams nationally.

ESPN still thinks aggy has a chance at the playoffs. What's funny is the scenario above wouldn't even play out as described, because even if LSU beats Bama, and aggy beats LSU, Bama would still will only have one conference loss and have h2h over aggy. 

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25057373/eliminator-unbeaten-ucf-two-loss-texas-alive

But what would the tie breaker be in a 3 way tie between aggy, LSU and Bama?  They'd have a Texas, OU, Tech ala 08 on their hands.   Furk, nevermind, forgot about LSU's loss to Florida....derp

Edited October 24, 2018 by DigglerontheHoof

[Vic Mackey 47076]

But what would the tie breaker be in a 3 way tie between aggy, LSU and Bama?  They'd have a Texas, OU, Tech ala 08 on their hands. 

If I recall, SEC does it the most logical way. You need to eliminate one of the teams. And they do it by eliminating the team who is lowest ranked. Then take the head to head winner of the 2 remaining teams. Which is how every conference should do it.

[Bigpoppapump 531]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

But what would the tie breaker be in a 3 way tie between aggy, LSU and Bama?  They'd have a Texas, OU, Tech ala 08 on their hands. 

If I recall, SEC does it the most logical way. You need to eliminate one of the teams. And they do it by eliminating the team who is lowest ranked. Then take the head to head winner of the 2 remaining teams. Which is how every conference should do it.

I think there is a Bama clause where Bama just wins no matter what.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

But what would the tie breaker be in a 3 way tie between aggy, LSU and Bama?  They'd have a Texas, OU, Tech ala 08 on their hands. 

2. Three-Team Tie (or more): If three teams (or more) are tied for a division title, the following procedure will be used in the following order: (Note: If one of the procedures results in one team being eliminated and two remaining, the two-team tiebreaker procedure as stated in No. 1 above will be used [aka H2H]. 

A. Combined head to head record among the tied teams; 

B. Record of the tied teams within the division;

C. Head to head competition against the team within the division with the best overall Conference record (divisional and non divisional) and proceeding through the division (multiple ties within the division will be broken from first to last and a tie for first place will be broken before a tie for fourth place);

D. Overall Conference record against non divisional teams;

E. Combined record against all common non divisional teams;

F. Record against the common non divisional team with the best overall Conference record (divisional and non divisional) and proceeding through other common non divisional teams based on their order of finish within their division; and

G. Best cumulative Conference winning percentage of non-divisional opponents (Note: If two teams' non-divisional opponents have the same cumulative record, then the two-team tiebreaker procedures apply. If four teams are tied, and three teams' non-divisional opponents have the same cumulative record, the three-team tiebreaker procedures will be used beginning with 2.A.);

H. Coin flip of the tied teams with the team with the odd result being the representative (Example: If there are two teams with tails and one team with heads, the team with heads is the representative).

Edited October 24, 2018 by UTEX_ME

[miguelito 11266]

3 hours ago, miguelito said:

For Jimbo, aggy to tOSU would be a lateral move at best, anyway.

 

1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

Stranger things have happened. Aggy is a step down from Florida State but Jimbo did it anyway

 

43 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

tOSU is absolutely a step up from aggy, I can think of over 40 places that are a step up.  As far as leaving, I can't see it.  Baggins absolutely whored himself this last go around, the pressure to win now at tOSU would be intense, while he has ZERO pressure at aggy because $75M guaranteed.  

The only way he leaves on his own accord is if he isn't actually broken and decides he want to win another MNC

 

35 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck? In what world is Ohio St a lateral move from Aggy? That is a huge step up and it isn't even close.

C'mon people.  Aggy think they are the most desired coaching destination in the universe.  They've always said that their coaches wouldn't leave BCS for [wherever] because it was "a lateral move at best." 

"Jimbo woldn't ever become Pope.  The Vatican is a lateral move at best."

Edited October 24, 2018 by miguelito

[Orange&White 5528]

26 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

What's funny is the scenario above wouldn't even play out as described, because even if LSU beats Bama, and aggy beats LSU, Bama would still will only have one conference loss and have h2h over aggy. 

 

So what you're saying is that ESPN knows how to generate a bunch of clicks to their site?

[Scholz 11944]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

It's like that little dweeb is upset that he was outed as a racist POS and had to move and change his name or something.  Haha.

 

[Tex Pete 20368]

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

It's like that little dweeb is upset that he was outed as a racist POS and had to move and change his name or something.  Haha.

 

[Machinator 32099]

[SHOOTER12 8810]

22 minutes ago, Scholz said:

It's like that little dweeb is upset that he was outed as a racist POS and had to move and change his name or something.  Haha.

 

Every time I see that pic I just want to go out and beat the hell out of somebody...anybody.

[DaggerHorns 3085]

I like the whole, “we already beat OU, we already beat WV” as if they beat them one year, they’re good forever. Logic of pure idiocy and ignorance.

[Valmy77 13237]

3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like the whole, “we already beat OU, we already beat WV” as if they beat them one year, they’re good forever. Logic of pure idiocy and ignorance.

In that case we already beat LSU.

[Orange&White 5528]

Harry Stamper about to be re-educated.

[Elmer_Fudd 22265]

11 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like the whole, “we already beat OU, we already beat WV” as if they beat them one year, they’re good forever. Logic of pure idiocy and ignorance.

No mention of Kansas State.

[LW Goatman 1124]

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

[Katfid54 8635]

Just now, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

Jesus christ that photo has everything. 

[Go Pokes 979]

It's funny that he thinks any of those polls and stats mean a single fucking thing and that they will result in anything for his team. 
With November coming, he won't have pointless/useless stats to point to either.
What a miserable existence it is to wake up everyday an invest, basically, your entire life to rooting for a team that has never won shit in your lifetime and likely never will.

Lots of people root for teams that have never won shit. What’s pathetic is the time and effort they spend trying to prove to the rest of the country that they’re important.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:
 

Jesus christ that photo has everything. 

No it doesnt. where is the giant sec logo?

[OrangEngr 1035]

21 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like the whole, “we already beat OU, we already beat WV” as if they beat them one year, they’re good forever. Logic of pure idiocy and ignorance.

It’s cause they can’t have scoreboard against the team they actually care about, so they want to try for everybody else

[Not a Sock 2313]

Baylor and OU would shred their shitty secondary it wouldn't even be close, of course they want TCU it's the only team in the big 12 that has a SEC garbage level offense.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

No it doesnt. where is the giant sec logo?

Ramjet to the white courtesy phone...

[EastTexan 662]

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

And this sir, was aggy first quality loss. Whoop!

[ztejas 43467]

27 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

When you spend all day shearing her and then she ain't down to fuck

[EastTexan 662]

47 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Harry Stamper about to be re-educated.

 

Was wondering if Harry was one of us surly ass holes.

 Funny shit.

[Scholz 11944]

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

This picture is a pretty damn good representation. Meet "reb" from texags:

 

• I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happenin' at the same time. I miss you Jenny.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

• I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happenin' at the same time. I miss you Jenny.

Wat?

[Tex Pete 20368]

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like the whole, “we already beat OU, we already beat WV” as if they beat them one year, they’re good forever. Logic of pure idiocy and ignorance.

In that case:

 

[Scholz 11944]

2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Wat?

[LW Goatman 1124]

Reb looks like Forest's retarded older brother. 

 

 

[Jkwellborn 6708]

In that case:
 

Iswydt

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Wat?

[ztejas 43467]

28 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Reb looks like Forest's retarded older brother. 

 

 

Someone please put this on TexAgs and see what happens

[C-Man 27230]

4 hours ago, Treefidy said:

tOSU is absolutely a step up from aggy, I can think of over 40 places that are a step up.  As far as leaving, I can't see it.  Baggins absolutely whored himself this last go around, the pressure to win now at tOSU would be intense, while he has ZERO pressure at aggy because $75M guaranteed.  

The only way he leaves on his own accord is if he isn't actually broken and decides he want to win another MNC

 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck? In what world is Ohio St a lateral move from Aggy? That is a huge step up and it isn't even close.

[C-Man 27230]

6 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

Someone claimed the first play the aggys ever ran on offense in their first game ever (October 20, 1894 against UT) was a fumble that was recovered by Texas and returned for a touchdown. I haven't been able to confirm that, but I can confirm in that first ever aggy game, their team simply quit at halftime and asked that the second half be called off. 

Source: Dallas Morning News, October 21, 1894, p.12

 

 

This needs to go on aggypedia.com