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34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because it smells like fat bitch in college station. And not just the women 

Saw this bumper sticker today when I was stopped for a solid hour in traffic on 99 this morning at 6:20 am, 3 miles from 45. Appropriate for TAMU. 
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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at these fucking dildos

 

The rational part of my brain says that they have to see how this looks and how the outside world will perceive a photo like that.  And then the part of my brain that has been conditioned by a lifetime of interaction with these rubes reminds me that yeah, they probably do, but they don't care because turdition.

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17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Dude, I'm currently in the middle of setting up funeral arrangements for my best friend who passed. I'll get to it after, I assure you. 

Any chance his widow has a big ol set of titties?

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17 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

Your avatar is a sufficient response.

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Senior Day New Tradition.

Never change, aggy, never change.

 

New Tradition: Senior Day is next-to-last game, always home, always FCS or other guaranteed W, to send those boys off to Real Life. Real Life Its Own Self.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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The following week, though, the Aggies play their final road game of the regular season when they travel to Auburn, Alabama. The Tigers have had a disappointing year so far, but their advanced metrics show that they are currently a far better team than their 3-6 record suggests.

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6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dear Lord Baby Jesus. Please let those aggies from NM beat the crap out of the aggies from Texas.

in 07 when appstate beat meatchicken they (mountaineers) went on to a 13-2 record

pepper aggy has 2 wins by a combined 10 points and 7 losses by a combined 159 points

this would be the most insane upset in the modern history of the sport

 

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

in 07 when appstate beat meatchicken they (mountaineers) went on to a 13-2 record

pepper aggy has 2 wins by a combined 10 points and 7 losses by a combined 159 points

this would be the most insane upset in the modern history of the sport

 

In 2022 when appstate beat #6 TAMU they (mountaineers) went on to a 6-6 record.

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2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thread about how they are going to beat us. The reply is gold. Our offense is a lot of smoke and mirrors!!! Hahaimage.png.c8125bdd50f353f294f2ce0a2c49c660.png

And the home field advantage starts up:

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A lot of smoke and mirrors. They get the ball to their players in space. Yeah, no shit, dumbasses. How do you think the ball moves forward? And how exactly is your offense going to work with no RB, a QB who can't throw, a secondary of human feces, an above average DL? Oh, right, Pyle Field!!!! It will make all the difference because none of our players have ever played in a hostile environment before. How genius! 

They're gonna score 27 points with no offense, while we score 40+ on their shitty defense. But moral victory says Pyle made it harder for us to beat them into unconsciousness. 

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Auburn will beat aggy!

pat needs the alien probe with no lube at all

we have had it drilled in to our skulls that TV SETS THE FUCKING KICK TIMES

2 back to back SEC road games with a bye week and a high school team in between

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pat needs THE PROBE

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46 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

in 07 when appstate beat meatchicken they (mountaineers) went on to a 13-2 record

pepper aggy has 2 wins by a combined 10 points and 7 losses by a combined 159 points

this would be the most insane upset in the modern history of the sport

 

So you are saying there is a chance?

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57 minutes ago, TOR said:

This is perfect.  They even have them on their license plates.

New Mexico has the best alternate license plates in the country, IMHO. The basic yellow ones are obnoxious, but the chile and turquoise ones are awesome. 
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aggy last played Arky in Fayetteville in Sept of 2013.   Since then, Jerry got them to play in Jerry World, taking away the home field advantage.  So, none of the aggy players have ever played in Arkyville, and just a few Horns.  aggy gets to play them there next year.  Advantage Horns.

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56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we have had it drilled in to our skulls that TV SETS THE FUCKING KICK TIMES

Are you saying that UT doesn’t control the TV networks? Do you even BOMC, bro?

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34 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy last played Arky in Fayetteville in Sept of 2013.   Since then, Jerry got them to play in Jerry World, taking away the home field advantage.  So, none of the aggy players have ever played in Arkyville, and just a few Horns.  aggy gets to play them there next year.  Advantage Horns.

Not sure your point, but Sark said in his PC that 9 current starters played in the game 3 years ago, and 11 current players made the trip and played.  I'm not too worried, especially with an 11 AM start, which to some degree mitigates the moonshine effect.

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3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

aggy:

- All games at Pyle Field should be at night to harness the power of the definitely not piped in crowd noise

Also aggy

- Playing night games on the road anywhere is unfair and a ESiPN conspiracy

It makes no sense. I just……I just don’t understand the circular logic with this guy. 
Does he really think the kickoff time really impacts a team performance that much? The whorns will whip aggy at 11 am, 230 pm, 630 pm, etc. Hell, the sips will beat they ass at midnight yell and bonfire, aka klan aggy meet. 
I literally can’t wait to hear his hot and cold take after their final home game. Woo boy, it’s gonna be good!

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not sure your point, but Sark said in his PC that 9 current starters played in the game 3 years ago, and 11 current players made the trip and played.  I'm not too worried, especially with an 11 AM start, which to some degree mitigates the moonshine effect.

We get to wear our icy whites….so, aggy may wear all back…..for their blackout?

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Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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Texas A&M football is once again ranked in the College Football Playoff committee's top 25, the second straight week where the Aggies have appeared. Though last week saw the Aggies receive an improved ranking relative to where they were in the AP Poll, this week they are dead even with that ranking, remaining at 15.

This is due to LSU's loss to Alabama and Ole Miss's win over Georgia affecting the movement of those teams, rather than the Aggies doing anything themselves. A&M was idle this week, on a bye, so they wouldn't have had a chance to move up on the merits anyway.

Even so, the Aggies are still underranked. Kelley Ford of KFord Ratings has created a handy little graphic that shows how overranked or underranked each team is compared to his "most deserving" rankings, which demonstrate, based on statistical profiles and performance by each team, where they should fall in the top 25.

The most overranked teams, according to this metric, are Tulane, Texas, Wazzu, and Louisville. All of these teams are outside the top 15 with the notable exception of the Longhorns, who are mystifyingly still up in the top 5.

This is a team with exactly one win over a winning P4 squad—Vanderbilt, who they beat by three points—and zero ranked wins. Their lone loss just keeps looking worse as the Georgia Bulldogs decline in quality, as well.


It should be noted, too, that KFord takes into account how a team performs in given games, so this is not an example of a rating like this failing to take into account how dominant (or not dominant) a team has been in their games. It's, simply put, a classic case of a team being overranked.

 

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33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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I really don’t know what he’ll say if Aggy loses to Auburn…or Texas just flat beats them at home. 

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