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One thing I noticed about Aggies is they have some dirty mother fucking players! We need to be prepared for them to do whatever it takes to win how that one jackass Turner after trying to start shit with LSU before the game and then continue to do shit during the game needs to be suspended.

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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That Harmon doofus's headline reminds me of a Pravda story from back in the Cold War era. It seems that there was a two-car race between an American car and a Russian car. We won by three laps. The Pravda headline read: "Glorious Car of the Soviet People Finishes Second; Americans Come In Next To Last."

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11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he has dug a hole a mile deep

he 'glazed' their win over pig by 4

beat pig

by a lot more

1 week at a time

Have you learned nothing from Graham?  It's not about wins or losses and margin of victory.  

It's about "success rates," ya stoopid sip!

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Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.

One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 

C'mon, guys... who's got it?

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This dipshit has a fundamental misunderstanding of what these rankings are actually based on.  It is only a measure of how much better a a team would expected to perform against its schedule when compared to the 12th ranked team (this week the 12th ranked team is aggy):

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

every week he finds a chart that he misconstrues and repurposes for confirmation bias of his narrative

it's a brilliant play

2%ers see what he doing but don't call him out on it because it keeps the masses sated

we can expose the little fucker

beat pig first

then move on

Prediction: We beat piggy soundly and he responds with some "advanced metrics" that show how we got lucky and their narrow win over Arkansas was somehow a superior performance. 

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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No no no, he'll go with the tried and true narrative that the only reason tu was able to beat Arky was due to A&M beating them so severely the Arky players didn't have anymore fight in them.

Thats not fair, the refs can give us the game after we paid them off. 

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Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
C'mon, guys... who's got it?

I thought he was double-finger blasting the Husker’s rectal chamber. I remember even the commentators being like, “whoa….that’s definitely (cough) deserving of a personal foul penalty”.
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Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
C'mon, guys... who's got it?

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Who the fuck is that? And what is tu?

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when is someone going to apply ai to this scene?

phoebe goes from cringe to smile and shuts the door behind her

taps judge on the shoulder and tells him to stand up

takes off her top again and says "suck on my tits, brad..."

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51 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Gonna need the backstory on Pirate Rosie Odonnell here...

Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

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3 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

That's a DUDE?!

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56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

when is someone going to apply ai to this scene?

phoebe goes from cringe to smile and shuts the door behind her

taps judge on the shoulder and tells him to stand up

takes off her top again and says "suck on my tits, brad..."

etc.etc.

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Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

So, a milkman that has graduated? Makes sense.

Narrator: No it doesn’t! From the outside…
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