Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TOR 5365]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

We get to wear our icy whites….so, aggy may wear all back…..for their blackout?

WHAT IF!  They wore their ... glow-in-dark ALL BLACK UNIS! 

 

[Bevoette 1253]

One thing I noticed about Aggies is they have some dirty mother fucking players! We need to be prepared for them to do whatever it takes to win how that one jackass Turner after trying to start shit with LSU before the game and then continue to do shit during the game needs to be suspended.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2868]

What’s with dudes with the last name Turner being pieces of shit?

[South Austin 52144]

6 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

What’s with dudes with the last name Turner being pieces of shit?

Ike has an honorary aggy degree.

[Longboard Horn 40142]

 

[66BUFF 2554]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ike has an honorary aggy degree.

[Royale with cheese 1459]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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That Harmon doofus's headline reminds me of a Pravda story from back in the Cold War era. It seems that there was a two-car race between an American car and a Russian car. We won by three laps. The Pravda headline read: "Glorious Car of the Soviet People Finishes Second; Americans Come In Next To Last."

[Tex Pete 20179]

9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he has dug a hole a mile deep

he 'glazed' their win over pig by 4

beat pig

by a lot more

1 week at a time

He's trolling.

Graham Harmon is the Branding Iron 13-0 of Taylor Hamms.

[General Specific 3233]

What’s with dudes with the last name Turner being pieces of shit?

Can confirm, ran into a coworker, last name Turner, and he was like

[Beau Vine 54000]

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he has dug a hole a mile deep

he 'glazed' their win over pig by 4

beat pig

by a lot more

1 week at a time

Have you learned nothing from Graham?  It's not about wins or losses and margin of victory.  

It's about "success rates," ya stoopid sip!

[TrashMaster G 17388]

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Beaten?

Come on. At least go with beatin'.

[Tex Long 4348]

Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.

One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 

C'mon, guys... who's got it?

[Noah Fence 480]

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who seems really butthurt over the CFP rankings:

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This dipshit has a fundamental misunderstanding of what these rankings are actually based on.  It is only a measure of how much better a a team would expected to perform against its schedule when compared to the 12th ranked team (this week the 12th ranked team is aggy):

  

[Hagbard Celine 10760]

every week he finds a chart that he misconstrues and repurposes for confirmation bias of his narrative

it's a brilliant play

2%ers see what he doing but don't call him out on it because it keeps the masses sated

we can expose the little fucker

beat pig first

then move on

[TrashMaster G 17388]

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

every week he finds a chart that he misconstrues and repurposes for confirmation bias of his narrative

it's a brilliant play

2%ers see what he doing but don't call him out on it because it keeps the masses sated

we can expose the little fucker

beat pig first

then move on

Prediction: We beat piggy soundly and he responds with some "advanced metrics" that show how we got lucky and their narrow win over Arkansas was somehow a superior performance. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9307]

No no no, he'll go with the tried and true narrative that the only reason tu was able to beat Arky was due to A&M beating them so severely the Arky players didn't have anymore fight in them.

[hornbri 1374]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

No no no, he'll go with the tried and true narrative that the only reason tu was able to beat Arky was due to A&M beating them so severely the Arky players didn't have anymore fight in them.

Thats not fair, the refs can give us the game after we paid them off. 

[TreatyOak 16150]

[66BUFF 2554]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Nobody wants your AI here Louie

Take it to Aggy AI thread of dominance

 

[deft 6800]

Nobody can beat their chest and claim victory for beating pig in fayettenam after aggy destroyed them by 4 at a neutral jerryworld. The cowboys can’t even win there, it’s that hostile!

[Pimphand 5597]

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

He's trolling.

Graham Harmon is the Branding Iron 13-0 of Taylor Hamms.

Heard a while back that 13-0 BI rode the aggy maroon bridge in the sky.

He was definitely the epitome of all things ag.

[deft 6800]

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

[horngrad03 1147]

9 minutes ago, deft said:

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
C'mon, guys... who's got it?

I thought he was double-finger blasting the Husker’s rectal chamber. I remember even the commentators being like, “whoa….that’s definitely (cough) deserving of a personal foul penalty”.

[Angry Gorilla 1764]

Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
C'mon, guys... who's got it?

[Steel Shank 9414]

Refs: "I guess we missed it."

[deft 6800]

[Armybrat 40736]

2 hours ago, deft said:

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

Just like the Collie Station rollercoaster.

[Tex Pete 20179]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Heard a while back that 13-0 BI rode the aggy maroon bridge in the sky.

He was definitely the epitome of all things ag.

The sky? Mmmm hmmmm. 
 

[SHOOTER12 8789]

3 hours ago, deft said:

Knowing aggy, the architect made the maroon bridge a few meters short of the final destination.

Kind of like practice for the roller coaster derailment?

[Longboard Horn 40142]

 

[MontereyMX 848]

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

who is MTA?

 

 

[jet black 188]

41 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

who is MTA?

 

 

Mouth to ass?

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Oh God this clown will be at the aggy game 

 

[Pancho 44474]

What is this about?

 

[BlueGreySky 1000]

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[nnm 36091]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

What is this about?

 

That's awesome.  Hopefully Kiffin takes up the mantle of Aggie antagonist with the passing of Leach. 

[Tex Pete 20179]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oh God this clown will be at the aggy game 

 

Who the fuck is that? And what is tu?

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oh God this clown will be at the aggy game 

 

[PvilleStang 2848]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Oh God this clown will be at the aggy game 

 

Gonna need the backstory on Pirate Rosie Odonnell here...

[SHOOTER12 8789]

7 hours ago, jet black said:

Mouth to ass?

Well...it is aggy

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

7 hours ago, jet black said:

Mouth to ass?

That’s not special. Most of our wives will do that. Occasionally. I mean, on our birthdays. And after maroon 5 concerts. 

[Hagbard Celine 10760]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Who the fuck is that? And what is tu?

when is someone going to apply ai to this scene?

phoebe goes from cringe to smile and shuts the door behind her

taps judge on the shoulder and tells him to stand up

takes off her top again and says "suck on my tits, brad..."

etc.etc.

[Stinkpalm 677]

51 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Gonna need the backstory on Pirate Rosie Odonnell here...

Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

[PvilleStang 2848]

3 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

That's a DUDE?!

[jimmyjazz 45557]

3 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

That's a DUDE?!

EXACTLY my thought.

[Stinkpalm 677]

I’ll be honest… much like graham harmon, I don’t really know just what it is

[TexasGolf 4856]

56 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

when is someone going to apply ai to this scene?

phoebe goes from cringe to smile and shuts the door behind her

taps judge on the shoulder and tells him to stand up

takes off her top again and says "suck on my tits, brad..."

etc.etc.

[General Specific 3233]

Dork who doesn’t know how to make friends or approach random friendly tailgaters, dons a costume and a fake persona to hide behind in order to get free booze and seem cool… aka run of the mill aggy. BTW, I’ve also never heard of this dude until this post, but obvious awkward dork is obvious

So, a milkman that has graduated? Makes sense.

Narrator: No it doesn’t! From the outside…

[Cairn Horn88 8169]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Down boy!