Tell Me About Texas a&m

[DFW Horn 6,118]

23 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

 

aggy foreplay

[Deej 76,631]

On 11/12/2024 at 1:45 PM, coachherman'sgrill said:

Our offense is a lot of smoke and mirrors!!!

Poor Weigman.

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13 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

who is MTA?

 

 

eaTme

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13 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

who is MTA?

 

 

Mouth to Ass doesn’t really have the same ring to it…

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7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And what is tu?

tu mama

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2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

tu mama

Tu madre

[Tex Long 4,356]

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

tu mama

 

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Tu madre

 tu Mami

 

[TheBryMan81 2,504]

14 hours ago, Pancho said:

What is this about?

 

Kiffin complaining that they don't get enough night games at Ole Miss.

A&M is getting several (ND, LSU, USC, AUB, NMSU, probably UT)...Elko apparently threw out some one liner about trading one of those night games to Ole Miss.

[Armybrat 40,759]

6 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

 tu Mami

 

Now that’s really getting personal.

[coachherman'sgrill 2,043]

If y'all don't want to be buried under DKR like MisterJones at aggy, then you're wrong. And neither do I not know anything or care about Nick McKenna but he sounds like a prick:

[Beau Vine 54,047]

Guess who's upset about UT's schedule?  THIS GUY: 

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It is not difficult at all to see that Texas has the easiest schedule in the SEC in 2024
There's been a lot of debate over who has the easiest schedule in the SEC in 2024 over these last few weeks. There have been a lot of names thrown around, with some even accusing Texas A&M football of benefiting from an easier slate than normal.

And while it is true that the Aggies don't have to deal with Alabama or Georgia this year—or, for that matter, Tennessee—there is no one (at least, no one who should be taken seriously) who can contend with a straight face that they have the conference's easiest slate.

There is, actually, a pretty straightforward answer to this question.

No, it's not Ole Miss, despite that pillow-soft non-conference schedule.

Neither is it Missouri, even though their out of conference games were possibly even easier than what Ole Miss dealt with.

The simple answer is the Texas Longhorns.

The Longhorns are dead-last in KFord's schedule difficulty metric, which is an all-in-one measure that uses each team's statistical profile to determine how many wins the no. 12 power-rated team would be expected to gain against a given schedule.

This is a smart way to measure schedule difficulty, as it includes factors like home vs. road and compares using a constant rather than random variables.

Spoiler

BV notes:

As you can see from the above chart, though the Longhorns are only 35th in the nation in schedule difficulty, that's good for the last spot in the SEC. Texas A&M football, for comparison, is 17th in the nation in schedule difficulty.

This has to do with a number of factors, in my mind. First, I think the shuffle of strength in the middle tier of the SEC—Kentucky looking awful and South Carolina formidable, for example—as well as Michigan's complete nosedive. The Wolverines were ranked when Texas played them, but they are more likely than not to finish 6-6.

Though the Longhorns do have two tough teams on the schedule in Georgia and Texas A&M, they didn't even have to play a road conference game until November—and that was against Vanderbilt. The Bulldogs are a tougher single team than many above the Longhorns in this ranking have played, but the sum of the rest of the schedule really bring them down.

Longhorn fans love to argue with numbers they don't like, so while I'd enjoy this being the end of this discourse, I'm sure it won't be. Regardless of their feelings, though, the numbers tell a pretty convincing story here.

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5,105]

On 11/14/2024 at 5:39 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

The judges would have also accepted 76-37-5.

[nnm 36,207]

46 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who's upset about UT's schedule?  THIS GUY: 

 

And who is on UT’s schedule that makes it easier than TAMU’s, Graham?

[lilMAC25 3,780]

50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Guess who's upset about UT's schedule?  THIS GUY: 

 

No shit you look (talking to Graham, not the poster).

 

SEC told everyone that the next two seasons schedule me would be set according to the last 10 or so season’s results.

 

This coincided with one of the worst 10 year stretches in Texas football history.

 

 

ETA: it doesn’t help that Aggy is a shit team. Pull your fucking weight and Texas SOS wouldn’t be all that bad after that game (they won’t).

Edited yesterday at 12:52 AM by lilMAC25
Reasons

[msucolt45 4,034]

Guess who's upset about UT's schedule?  THIS GUY: 

It is not difficult at all to see that Texas has the easiest schedule in the SEC in 2024
There's been a lot of debate over who has the easiest schedule in the SEC in 2024 over these last few weeks. There have been a lot of names thrown around, with some even accusing Texas A&M football of benefiting from an easier slate than normal.

And while it is true that the Aggies don't have to deal with Alabama or Georgia this year—or, for that matter, Tennessee—there is no one (at least, no one who should be taken seriously) who can contend with a straight face that they have the conference's easiest slate.
There is, actually, a pretty straightforward answer to this question.
No, it's not Ole Miss, despite that pillow-soft non-conference schedule.

Neither is it Missouri, even though their out of conference games were possibly even easier than what Ole Miss dealt with.
The simple answer is the Texas Longhorns.
The Longhorns are dead-last in KFord's schedule difficulty metric, which is an all-in-one measure that uses each team's statistical profile to determine how many wins the no. 12 power-rated team would be expected to gain against a given schedule.
This is a smart way to measure schedule difficulty, as it includes factors like home vs. road and compares using a constant rather than random variables.
Spoiler

BV notes:

As you can see from the above chart, though the Longhorns are only 35th in the nation in schedule difficulty, that's good for the last spot in the SEC. Texas A&M football, for comparison, is 17th in the nation in schedule difficulty.

This has to do with a number of factors, in my mind. First, I think the shuffle of strength in the middle tier of the SEC—Kentucky looking awful and South Carolina formidable, for example—as well as Michigan's complete nosedive. The Wolverines were ranked when Texas played them, but they are more likely than not to finish 6-6.
Though the Longhorns do have two tough teams on the schedule in Georgia and Texas A&M, they didn't even have to play a road conference game until November—and that was against Vanderbilt. The Bulldogs are a tougher single team than many above the Longhorns in this ranking have played, but the sum of the rest of the schedule really bring them down.
Longhorn fans love to argue with numbers they don't like, so while I'd enjoy this being the end of this discourse, I'm sure it won't be. Regardless of their feelings, though, the numbers tell a pretty convincing story here.

 

Please stop including numerous pictures of that dumb ass. One is enough.

Hook’em!!!

[Cairn Horn88 8,242]

20 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Please stop including numerous pictures of that dumb ass. One is enough

Were those “school” pictures left over that your mom bought and you couldn’t get anyone to take?

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On 11/12/2024 at 11:58 AM, Fondren & Main said:

 

I saw this on the old Saturday Night at the Movies when I was a boy. Loved the movie. This scene was a genius moment.

Those movies were usually a big deal. I saw Hud and The Hustler, too. Thanks.

Edited yesterday at 01:36 AM by RomaVicta

[TrashMaster G 17,431]

59 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

 

Please stop including numerous pictures of that dumb ass. One is enough.

Hook’em!!!

Seconded 

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40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I saw this on the old Saturday Night at the Movies when I was a boy. Loved the movie. This scene was a genius moment.

Those movies were usually a big deal. I saw Hud and The Hustler, too. Thanks.

plus rep for Hud.  

[Beau Vine 54,047]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

 

Please stop including numerous pictures of that dumb ass. One is enough.

Hook’em!!!

 

Spoiler

 

[Your Mom 4,803]

I’m still not buying that he is a real aggie.  It has to be an elaborate long term troll job. 

[Longboard Horn 40,198]

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9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

[Lhorn 4,903]

Do these people ever get tired of being whiny bitches?  

[shakahorn 1,640]

On 11/14/2024 at 11:46 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

Kiffin complaining that they don't get enough night games at Ole Miss.

A&M is getting several (ND, LSU, USC, AUB, NMSU, probably UT)...Elko apparently threw out some one liner about trading one of those night games to Ole Miss.

Why no night football games in Oxford? I know for baseball, they can't do it because all the fans in the white sheets and hoods obscure the ball.

[mchookem 16,253]

51 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Do these people ever get tired of being whiny bitches?  

[LTtxfan 49,053]

Aggy beat arky  21-17

 

Texas wins vs arky   20-10  🙄

[Lhorn 4,903]

Advantage aggy!

[msucolt45 4,034]

aggy hasn’t played Pig, in Fayettnam, in a couple of decades. Next year they end the Jerry World agreement.

Hook’em!!!

[DaysOff 7,911]

Aggy beat arky  21-17
 
Texas wins vs arky   20-10 

They'll dissect that difference for days.

[nnm 36,207]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

They'll dissect that difference for days.

Only for 14 days. Two weeks from now, all that is irrelevant. 

[Topper13 3,238]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Aggy beat arky  21-17

 

Texas wins vs arky   20-10  🙄

Graham will have something to say about this

[TrashMaster G 17,431]

Somebody made the point earlier about the folly of comparing results against a common opponent. I tend to agree.

However, when you have three such comparison points and they tell a common story, I think you are safer to draw some conclusions:

vs Miss State:

aggy (road) W 34-24

Texas (home) W 35-13

 

vs Florida:

aggy (road) W 33-20

Texas (home) W 49-17

 

vs Arkansas

aggy (neutral) W 21-17

Texas (road) W 20-10

 

Not huge differences, game site considered, but they all point firmly one direction. And certainly, there is nothing that would (cough) justify (ahem) ranking aggy ahead of Texas.

Unless you are a moron.

Or a troll.

Definitely one or the other.

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On 11/14/2024 at 5:39 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

i know this is a joke, but...

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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Of course A&M has a tougher schedule, they play #3 Texas, Texas on the other hand plays #15 A&M. 

[InkaUtexas 25,595]

What time do the aggies lose?

[TrashMaster G 17,431]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

What time do the aggies lose?

They ain't losing to Las Cruces High School.

[InkaUtexas 25,595]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

They ain't losing to Las Cruces High School.

Um, well see, um.

NM State athletics marks: Official marks of Pistol Pete, the NMSU mascot, and an Aggies wordmark, all with TM. What items are appropriate for “official use” of NMSU marks?

[bolverk 29,483]

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

What time do the aggies lose?

Courtesy of Black Lab's initiative and labor: https://cfbscoreboard.com/

Keep this bookmarked. It's a great resource for Saturdays.

[hornbri 1,379]

22 minutes ago, troph said:

Of course A&M has a tougher schedule, they play #3 Texas, Texas on the other hand plays #15 A&M. 

They also compare schedules before some of these SEC teams still play power houses like New Mexico State, Murray State, and Massachusetts. Yes we played our OOC schedule earlier then y’all.

[InkaUtexas 25,595]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Courtesy of Black Lab's initiative and labor: https://cfbscoreboard.com/

Keep this bookmarked. It's a great resource for Saturdays.

oh i know. I think my kid uses it all the time.

[Leanderman 2,271]

I think I found the guy who posted about the gomers having a tougher game with Arkansas?

[coachherman'sgrill 2,043]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

To add, from a thread about how the whorns are so lucky. I could’ve sworn a football team didn’t play someone once because of something similar 

[OU Sucks 8,781]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Only took them two months to go from "TU is gonna lose so many games because SECSEC" to "OMG, their schedule is so easy!!!1".

Edited 14 hours ago by OU Sucks

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3 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy hasn’t played Pig, in Fayettnam, in a couple of decades. Next year they end the Jerry World agreement.

Hook’em!!!

They played there Manziel's second year, so about 12ish years ago.

[tejas60 3,531]

8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

Kinda like they did against Wake Forest? But this team would actually man up and play. 

Edited 14 hours ago by tejas60

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On 11/13/2024 at 12:12 AM, Bevoette said:

One thing I noticed about Aggies is they have some dirty mother fucking players! We need to be prepared for them to do whatever it takes to win how that one jackass Turner after trying to start shit with LSU before the game and then continue to do shit during the game needs to be suspended.

Shemar Stewart is a dirty motherfucker. I usually never wish injury to a player, but I hope his career is career ending. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,109]

On 11/15/2024 at 3:00 PM, coachherman'sgrill said:

If y'all don't want to be buried under DKR like MisterJones at aggy, then you're wrong. And neither do I not know anything or care about Nick McKenna but he sounds like a prick:

He'll be buried with Jimmy Hoffa. No one ever thought to look under that shitty stadium for Hoffa. No one oder thinks of them, anyway. 

[89Horn 1,503]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Only took them two months to go from "TU is gonna lose so many games because SECSEC" to "OMG, their schedule is so easy!!!1".

Aggy is right.  It actually just really doesn’t mean that much to us.

- Miss. St., Vandy, UF, OU, UK, Pig

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,109]

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Donghorn is pretty funny lol