Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Not a cat 5643]

You think secret service will let him sit in that death trap?  

[bolverk 29620]

41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You'll have to forgive him. He was tired, and it was near the end of his shift.

[BurntEyes 5936]

13 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

You think secret service will let him sit in that death trap?  

Do you think Trump is going to spend the cycles to get to college station? The logistics are mind numbing and frankly why the fuck would he. It's not like he needs to sway any fans or locals into his way of thinking. They're already all on the Maga bus.

[TxEx84 390]

We need Ted Cruz to attend.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21850]

The curse would be confused

[Dennis Taylor 18792]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Auburn by a touchdown 

 

[speed817 19211]

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Auburn by a touchdown 

 

"Dumb sip, always thinkin' the world revolves around T-U.  He meant to do that to throw everyone off!"

[Guadaloopy 10945]

34 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

We need Ted Cruz to attend.

 

27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The curse would be confused

This might actually bring the meteor.  

[HuttNuts 54]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

This might actually bring the meteor.  

On Friday night

[coachherman'sgrill 2084]

43 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

On Friday night

[Zeus 6010]

[Hagbard Celine 10833]

this was posted sunday morning

belmont must know about this by now

i don't see how they can get away with such a bush league move

let's what snakey does to prove the conSiPiracy

[Steel Shank 9421]

4 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thought experiment: You are given $10M and immortality, but an immortal Slo’neal will always pursue you and if he touches you, you will die.  What is your strategy to survive?

 

[Beau Vine 54178]

17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Are you capable of posting anything that hasn't already been posted?

[thunderlounge 7808]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2084]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

How come this is the first we're hearing about this?

[Js1 85222]

3 hours ago, TxEx84 said:

We need Ted Cruz to attend.

He'll show up in one of those State Divided shirts and guarantees the meteor hits so both teams lose.

[DigglerontheHoof 21142]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The curse would be confused

Nope.  He's aggy through and through. 

[Jkwellborn 6683]

The bonfire collapsed 25 years ago today. 
 

They’ve got something painted on the field for it.

[deft 6812]

Stadium empty two minutes after the game is over. Sounds like the bestest fans in the nation. I’m sure they stood the whole game too.




On the on hand, our crowd would thin out too if we were playing an fcs team in mid November. On the other hand, hell will never freeze over with all this climate change.


Edit: fucking tapa deleted the link for no goddam reason

[TrashMaster G 17522]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

They’ve got something painted on the field for it.

Was anyone hurt getting that done?

[Beau Vine 54178]

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Was anyone hurt getting that done?

Jim Bob was overcome by huffing paint fumes, but is recovering nicely.

Edited 4 hours ago by Beau Vine
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[markstanco 12562]

R/aggies says it is for the band. If they are on during the game I’m sure some GA will be assigned to check them out every now and again and if they are on then there will be issues with the conference.

Also, somebody in the equipment squad needs to pack a hatchet for the game.

[Tex Pete 20289]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

R/aggies says it is for the band. If they are on during the game I’m sure some GA will be assigned to check them out every now and again and if they are on then there will be issues with the conference.

Also, somebody in the equipment squad needs to pack a hatchet for the game.

Why does a band need banks of speakers? I’m assuming they mean they’ll mic the band and blare their trash out of the speakers. 

[markstanco 12562]

Why does a band need banks of speakers? I’m assuming they mean they’ll mic the band and blare their trash out of the speakers. 

No idea. But here is the link:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aggies/s/mj9jNEpX7C

[Tex Long 4378]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

R/aggies says it is for the band. If they are on during the game I’m sure some GA will be assigned to check them out every now and again and if they are on then there will be issues with the conference.

Also, somebody in the equipment squad needs to pack a hatchet for the game.

Two good approaches:

1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug.

2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite.

Profit.

[TrashMaster G 17522]

2 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Two good approaches:

1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug.

2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite.

Profit.

"Them daggum tsips only won that game cuz our 12th Man couldn't git properly fired up by the Fightin' Texas aggie band, gigemwhoopAAAAA!"

[jimmyjazz 45826]

24 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why does a band need banks of speakers? I’m assuming they mean they’ll mic the band and blare their trash out of the speakers. 

Modern bands and drum corps routinely augment low frequency parts with amplified recordings.  I'm not saying that's all they're doing, but it is a thing.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21850]

There is no way that they will set all that up and not end up using them for some nefarious purpose to try and put one over on the evil sips

[markstanco 12562]

29 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Two good approaches:

1. Unplug line to speaker cab. Cover plug with super glue. Return plug. Cut line at top of plug.

2. Take a 16-oz. spray bottle of naphtha. Spritz two sprays into each speaker cone, through grille cloth. Strike kitchen match. Ignite.

Profit.

That seems like a lot of work

[coachherman'sgrill 2084]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Stadium empty two minutes after the game is over. Sounds like the bestest fans in the nation. I’m sure they stood the whole game too.




On the on hand, our crowd would thin out too if we were playing an fcs team in mid November. On the other hand, hell will never freeze over with all this climate change.


Edit: fucking tapa deleted the link for no goddam reason
 

I unfortunately watched that and his mind is blown over couches in either the press or “luxury” box?

[Tex Pete 20289]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Modern bands and drum corps routinely augment low frequency parts with amplified recordings.  I'm not saying that's all they're doing, but it is a thing.

Yes, during their on-field performances. 

[nnm 36302]

11 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

[jimmyjazz 45826]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Yes, during their on-field performances. 

Huh?  What does that have to do with anything?  You asked "Why does a band need banks of speakers?" and I told you why.  I'm not saying this thing isn't nefarious, it is.  But speakers in and of themselves aren't particularly unusual.

For the Aggie honk and blow Mickey Mouse corps?  Yeah, I doubt they've ever used them.

[Tex Long 4378]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

That seems like a lot of work

Only to lazy motherfuckers.

The rest of us... it's easy, and it's fun.

 

[Tex Long 4378]

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh?  What does that have to do with anything?  You asked "Why does a band need banks of speakers?" and I told you why.  I'm not saying this thing isn't nefarious, it is.  But speakers in and of themselves aren't particularly unusual.

For the Aggie honk and blow Mickey Mouse corps?  Yeah, I doubt they've ever used them.

I think the real point is that aggy allegedly has been amplifying crowd noise to make it seem like they give a fuck. The speakers on the sideline thing is new, and seems likely to be against SEC rules.

[Hagbard Celine 10833]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Modern bands and drum corps routinely augment low frequency parts with amplified recordings.  I'm not saying that's all they're doing, but it is a thing.

 i figured it out

they are for the out-of-phase sandstorm frequency cancellation to make the south upper deck (aka "the dish") safe for visitors

[mininghorn88 2272]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Besides being an aggy, this reaction will (should) haunt him for the rest of his life.  He is coming across as a complete simpleton.

[texasdago 7554]

I don't know, but I'm curious what y'all think of this... I feel like most longhorns I know see the game with the Aggies as just a means to finish out the season strong and go to the playoffs. It's another game. It's an important game and it is a game for bragging rights but it's not something I'm obsessing about. It's not like we're talking about it that much other than to say we hope to shut up. 

As for aggy... Is this all they've thought about all season? Like seriously, non-stop obsession. 

Damn I forgot how annoying they were.

[Beau Vine 54178]

14 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

He is coming across as a complete simpleton.