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4 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Words/expressions that have a different meaning in College Station

Midnight

Conference championship*

Heisman candidate

Military

Big brother

Rule

Rich

Sleeping giant

(to name a few)

Spring game.

This place is slipping.

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This opens the door to a possible doomsday scenario: the Aggies make the SEC championship as part of the 12-team field, but lose in that game to drop out of that field.

This is currently more realistic than most A&M fans would like to admit. If the chalk plays out (which is a big if, in this sport), then A&M is in a perilous position here. It's hard to see the committee not moving A&M down if a loss occurred, and then there's the risk that other teams would jump them from below.

Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.

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20 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

The aggy vet school…

https://www.texasobserver.org/watts-horse-veterinarian-cruelty-training/

That article is really hard to get through. Fuck that cunt, I hope she actually sees time in fuck me in the ass prison.

That said..  I don't think the article belong here. Sorry.

Daily Texan is a more appropriate place.

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5 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

FYSA, don't show up for midnight yell........at midnight for an away game. It starts at 10 pm for some reason and not, you know, midnight, like its called. Aggy gunna aggy. Don't be late like Davido.

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21 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Graham is not just a homer, he is also an idiot. If the "chalk" plays out down the end of the season, Texas will beat Texas A&M by a touchdown or more.

 But tu is the #8 team in the SECSECSEC, well below them Fightin' Texas Aggies, ya stoopid 'sip.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

The aggy vet school…

https://www.texasobserver.org/watts-horse-veterinarian-cruelty-training/

i don't want to read this and will look away because my vet (who just retired dammit) is aggy

his wife who ran the business side is a horn

all of the undervets and techs who came up in the business over the last 30 years were all aggy

my cat vet is aggy

these have been priceless relationships

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7 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

FYSA, don't show up for midnight yell........at midnight for an away game. It starts at 10 pm for some reason and not, you know, midnight, like its called. Aggy gunna aggy. Don't be late like Davido.

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You think that's bad, according to their website, the midnight yell for us is at 5:30pm.  https://calendar.tamu.edu/event/338731-yell-practice-with-head-coach-mike-elko-and-the

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On 11/19/2024 at 8:18 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Gerry was shit talking Slo'Neal this morning. Said he's been cut from every team other than the Cypress little league lol 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't want to read this and will look away because my vet (who just retired dammit) is aggy

his wife who ran the business side is a horn

all of the undervets and techs who came up in the business over the last 30 years were all aggy

my cat vet is aggy

these have been priceless relationships

Weird. My main vet (who retired) was an aggy, but he was cool. Always shit talking me when we took our dogs in. He was phenomenal. 

Now they have a bunch of Okie Lite vets. It makes sense considering they're all retarded and we switched vets. Out new vet is a Longhorn grad/Aggy vet grad. It's always dope seeing him in his Longhorns scrubs. Dude looooves our horns. He found out I was a graduate and he actually gives us preferred treatment. Helped us when our last pup was laid to rest in April. Suoer nice guy. I feel like it was fate that we met him. 

Didn't even charge us for the procedure. Said we're always there for our pups and we're good. Top 2 best vets I've ever had. 

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9 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Oh please please please...

“We will absolutely abide by the burn ban, as we have done throughout the season, even as the cold has set in at Stack,” a Facebook post from the student bonfire page said.

 

https://www.kbtx.com/2024/11/20/burn-bans-could-delay-student-bonfire-2024-official-call-be-made-nov-26/

You know a lot of those slapdicks would gladly risk burning down the entirety of college station  rather than abandon their fall klan rally. 

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That article is really hard to get through. Fuck that cunt, I hope she actually sees time in fuck me in the ass prison.
That said..  I don't think the article belong here. Sorry.
Daily Texan is a more appropriate place.

Yeah that is fucking rough. For those without the stomach: Aggy hires a fucking quack professor who turns out to additionally be a sadistic bitch that tortures horses to death while also running bullshit quack treatments on hundreds of horses. Finally she was convicted on animal cruelty charges and had her license revoked, but only after footage was leaked showing her shock a slung horse with a cattle prod over 1000 times in the most vile and disturbing manner imaginable.

Hopefully she spends eternity in hell being trampled and bitten by horses.
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13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I was there. Texas fans were quiet and Nebraska fans were all talking because nobody thought Texas could beat them. Except we own them. They didn’t like it. 

Was there too and took the words right out of my mouth. 
Taylor Martinez was so awful for them (but not as awful as his receivers that day)

Fun fact: Nebraska was #5 heading in to that game. They haven’t been ranked in the top 5 since.

 

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14 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

christmas 84 was a nightmare of cornholio aggy

they were on the attack at the mall, at parties, anywhere you ran in to them, eyes bulging, foaming at the mouth

fear

and loathing

one of the unanticipated but much appreciated benefits of moving to Denver is that while we run into Longhorns almost weekly around the city and get frequent friendly callouts and 🤘 gestures (stores, bike riding, restaurants, etc.) i have seen maybe a total of 5 aggy in our 2 1/2 years here. 

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On 11/19/2024 at 8:08 AM, Alien Octopus said:

Maybe, but he won’t have those mouth breathers  trashing up his new family compound. 
 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/9554720/elon-musk-utopia-town-snailbrook/amp/

Being obliged to consider the musk gland befouling Utopia is neg worthy.

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7 hours ago, mchookem said:

one of the unanticipated but much appreciated benefits of moving to Denver is that while we run into Longhorns almost weekly around the city and get frequent friendly callouts and 🤘 gestures (stores, bike riding, restaurants, etc.) i have seen maybe a total of 5 aggy in our 2 1/2 years here. 

I think you'll find them out of control on Schoolmark in Keystone.  You can spot them wearing their aggy flair.

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The thing about the Mo Bamba thing that they don’t realize is that our football team has been to plenty of UT basketball games where that is played like crazy. 

They think our players have never heard the song before or never heard of it being played in an athletic environment. It’s like they are special because of it when most fanbases started it years ago and have since stopped. But since A&M is doing it, it’s “awesome” and “omg intimidating!”

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The thing about the Mo Bamba thing that they don’t realize is that our football team has been to plenty of UT basketball games where that is played like crazy. 

They think our players have never heard the song before or never heard of it being played in an athletic environment. It’s like they are special because of it when most fanbases started it years ago and have since stopped. But since A&M is doing it, it’s “awesome” and “omg intimidating!”

Exactly.  Didn’t our band play it at FB games like 5 yrs ago?

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28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The thing about the Mo Bamba thing that they don’t realize is that our football team has been to plenty of UT basketball games where that is played like crazy.

When this song is played, I like to look around and see how many people are singing the actual lyrics, or skip a particular word. That is funny to me... lol.

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5 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

When this song is played, I like to look around and see how many people are singing the actual lyrics, or skip a particular word. That is funny to me... lol.

I always laugh at the white dude doing the nope I'm out during that part. giphy(6).gif.6e644405821c5f5ad5ebd68d11a29383.gif

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1 hour ago, Drew said:

And it sounds like it's MOSTLY sound system over crowd noise...

It is. Don't get me wrong, their fans will yell loudly. But it isn't any louder than our fans when they are being loud.

And they pipe in a lot of noise, and have been doing so at least since they have been in the SEC. The best way to shut them up is to beat their ass per tradition.

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3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Someone writes an article for Texas Monthly called "On Internet Message Boards, the UT-Texas A&M Rivalry Never Went Away" It's fairly evenhanded about trolling each other on message boards. Texags goes ballistic on TM. They can't help themselves. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3509881/1

 

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One Orangebloods poster recently objected to the “aggy” nickname, saying that the lack of respect was behavior more befitting of the Aggies themselves. A user named “Jefferyb31” responded: “Clearly you come from an aggy family or are married to an aggy and are either an aggy troll or a self-hating Longhorn fan who secretly roots for those sheep humpers.”

 

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1 hour ago, DreadHead said:

When this song is played, I like to look around and see how many people are singing the actual lyrics, or skip a particular word. That is funny to me... lol.

I’m so white I don’t even know the tune…

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6 hours ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

It kills me every time I see a game that we are playing in and the opposing fans are throwing the 'Horns Down' and then at some point they are belting out this song.  In this case, 'What a bunch of maroons!' (No offense Austin High grads.)


 

 

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