Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TOR 5,600]

2 minutes ago, deft said:

Why don’t we just bring mo Bamba with us and have him on the sideline? I don’t watch basketball but is he even playing anymore?

Alright alright alright.

[jimmyjazz 45,960]

32 minutes ago, deft said:

Why don’t we just bring mo Bamba with us and have him on the sideline? I don’t watch basketball but is he even playing anymore?

In case you're actually interested, he's still listed with the Clippers:

[Steelers Roll Left 1,174]

Aggies?  We sent them to The SEC a decade or so ago so that they could be a stepping stone on our way to an SEC title our first year in the conference.  

Edited 18 hours ago by Steelers Roll Left

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

53 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

Bold move

But they are single-handedly focused on Texas… I mean Auburn.   
 

I am giddily awaiting their thrashing by Auburn tomorrow.

Edited 18 hours ago by Guadaloopy

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

10 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Ha! aggy network is pure fan fiction. And I’m very sure the recent aggy engineering grads I know who can’t get a job to save their f-ing life and are now trying to get certifications from UT just so someone will hire them - would disagree with the above. Glorified clown college/diploma mill.

Oh and then there were the job fairs at aggy that were so overrun with aggys desperately seeking a job that they had to call fire marshalls to kick people out - true story.

Edited 17 hours ago by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

[royiv 9,321]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Why don’t we just bring mo Bamba with us and have him on the sideline? I don’t watch basketball but is he even playing anymore?

Plays for the Clips on a veteran league minimum $2.6 million contract. Not a bad gig.

[UTexasFight 9,454]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

In case you're actually interested, he's still listed with the Clippers:

One of my favorite more recent crowd signs was a couple of years ago Texas basketball hosting Baylor on Flo Thamba:

”Flo Thamba: Walmart Mo Bamba”

 

but keeping it on thread, it still trails the classic “Baaa means no” from the glory days years ago in the Erwin Center 

 

[jimmyjazz 45,960]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

but keeping it on thread, it still trails the classic “Baaa means no” from the glory days years ago in the Erwin Center 

Yeah, that one was Mount Rushmore worthy.

[UTexasFight 9,454]

6 hours ago, Mittens said:

Texas players need to react the same way Oregon players reacted when Wisconsin played Jump Around last week.  

 

That turned out as well for Wisconsin as playing wabash cannonball against k-state  in ‘99 did for us 

[markstanco 12,577]

Texas players need to react the same way Oregon players reacted when Wisconsin played Jump Around last week.  
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My sample size is exactly 1 at camp Randall stadium. Northwestern was in town and I was there partying with a colleague. And their players were jumping around as well.

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

36 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That turned out as well for Wisconsin as playing wabash cannonball against k-state  in ‘99 did for us 

And what about all the other times we played Wabash Cannonball when we played K-State??

🙄

[C-Man 27,230]

That turned out as well for Wisconsin as playing wabash cannonball against k-state  in ‘99 did for us 

The “Jump Around” tradition at Wisconsin is all kinds of badass

[83Horn 1,641]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

That turned out as well for Wisconsin as playing wabash cannonball against k-state  in ‘99 did for us 

LHB was playing Wabash Cannonball when I was a student 40 plus years ago.

[Tex Long 4,400]

24 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

LHB was playing Wabash Cannonball when I was a student 40 plus years ago.

Push it back twenty-plus.

[UTexasFight 9,454]

30 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

LHB was playing Wabash Cannonball when I was a student 40 plus years ago.

Yeah no shit.

I've still never seen a visitor section or the opponents bench go as ape shit over a song our band was playing as that game in ‘99.

 

we had to announce “time for that great LHN tradition, Wabash Canonball” after the third quarter very time they came to town in years after that. 

[83Horn 1,641]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah no shit.

I've still never seen a visitor section or the opponents bench go as ape shit over a song our band was playing as that game in ‘99.

 

we had to announce “time for that great LHN tradition, Wabash Canonball” after the third quarter very time they came to town in years after that. 

Was not aware of that...weird.  Do they think they own that song?  Maybe we should get torqued whenever Tech plays March Grandioso.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,211]

19 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

God I hate those son of a bitches with every last molecule in my body. I'd love to set fire to every last mouth breathing one of them.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,211]

15 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,211]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

The “Jump Around” tradition at Wisconsin is all kinds of badass

Agreed. Wish we would have a tradition like blasting Pantera or Slipknot. 

Edited 12 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[Tex Pete 20,354]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

And what about all the other times we played Wabash Cannonball when we played K-State??

🙄

No, he’s right about that particular game. They were taking momentum from us, then the LHB played Wabash Cannonball (as they always do), and KState got amped and finished us off. 

[Bigpoppapump 531]

Agreed. Wish we would have a tradition like blasting Pantera or Slipknot. 

Alright Texas fans, let’s get that energy up! “People equal.. shit!, people equal.. shit!”

[Napoleon 8,682]

Just skimmed past this photo from August 2020 that I guess I saw somewhere.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,211]

5 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Alright Texas fans, let’s get that energy up! “People equal.. shit!, people equal.. shit!”

Great song lol. Great album. My favorite by far. It goes hard, and I doubt people would even understand him, anyway. Lol 

[Biff Tannen 45,690]

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Agreed. Wish we would have a tradition like blasting Pantera or Slipknot. 

Yes, the blue hairs would love it. 

[Royale with cheese 1,467]

13 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

And it must have been the spirit of e.king gill or sul ross that morning hovering over our boat because we caught the biggest __________ (type of fish) and broke a state record by more than 2 pounds.

Because we were so taken aback at how the morning had gone to this point, we threw the fish back in because it didn't seem right.

We did take pics holding the fish on the scale in the boat, but when Bucky got back home to Vancouver he lost the pics when he was trying to upload them on to the internet.

I tell you, that-uz a big ol' fish. I'm talkin' 'bout a big-un!  Man, that fish-uz so big, we took a pichur of it an' the damn negative weighed three pounds! 

[PTINS 3,472]

9 hours ago, 83Horn said:

LHB was playing Wabash Cannonball when I was a student 40 plus years ago.

8 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Push it back twenty-plus.

This is one of my favorite traditions, watching the the cheerleaders dance routine to the Wabash Cannonball between the 3rd & 4th quarters.  Not just a bunch of pretty faces.

[Dennis Taylor 18,829]

20 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Heard $9.95er's podcast talking about Brian Kelly's buyout, and they laughed that at least it's currently less than Jimbo's...

Jimbo's just a year ago at approx $76mill 😎

 

 

 

It's funny that so many aggy think that buying Jimbo out was a flex. It really just perfectly encapsulated everything it means to be aggy. 

[orange dream 1,254]

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

The “Jump Around” tradition at Wisconsin is all kinds of badass

The Duck on the pogo stick is the chef's kiss.

[UTexasFight 9,454]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes, the blue hairs would love it. 

Give it a couple of more years and those that grew up on pantera and slipknot will be the blue hairs 

[DoobieWah 1,445]

49 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's funny that so many aggy think that buying Jimbo out was a flex. It really just perfectly encapsulated everything it means to be aggy. 

 

No offense sir, but I would suggest that paying a shitty coach $70,000,000 to be a shitty fisherman is pretty far down a list that includes:

 

Jizz jars

Dead dog scoreboard

Nut squeezen'

Military cosplay

Listeater

Milkman cheerleaders

Midnight yell practice (at 5:30 pm)

Campus wide dyslexia (tu)

Fake titles

Empty trophy auditorium

Johnny Jolly victory dance

Marching band where fake army can't play their instruments

Spring game victories

Redasses and potbangers

Johnny Manziel 

Losing a sword fight to an unarmed SMU cheerleader

Annual rollercoaster of football suckage

Ridiculous combination of self-importance AND inferiority complex

Billy Chinpubes and Texags.com

etc, etc, etc....

 

 

 

 

 

You know, on second thought that really could be #1. 

😆

[Blotto 23,520]

15 hours ago, deft said:

Why don’t we just bring mo Bamba with us and have him on the sideline? I don’t watch basketball but is he even playing anymore?

He should just low-key chill in the medical tent until aggy gets all lathered up paying tribute to our 28th best basketball player of all time. At which point he should emerge wearing a burnt orange shirt saying "suck my dick, aggy", as 100k of those weirdos serenade him.

[South Austin 52,514]

19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

He should just low-key chill in the medical tent until aggy gets all lathered up paying tribute to our 28th best basketball player of all time. At which point he should emerge wearing a burnt orange shirt saying "suck my dick, aggy", as 100k of those weirdos serenade him.

This is a specific enough plan to make me think it’s happening.

[BornOrange 1,441]

Yeah, it would be real easy to sneak Mo Bamba on the sideline. Nobody would ever spot a 7 footer.

[Bama Llama 1,450]

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

The “Jump Around” tradition at Wisconsin is all kinds of badass

I like Wisky plenty.  Talked to a lawyer this week who’s had W season tix for 35 years and faithfully attended.  He is a loyal “Beddjer” (Fargo accent) fan but moaned their current QB is the worst they’ve had since he started going to games at Camp Randall.  
 

I did note in our game there the students disappeared completely after Jump Around.  That’s not cool.

[hornbri 1,399]

31 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Yeah, it would be real easy to sneak Mo Bamba on the sideline. Nobody would ever spot a 7 footer.

We do we want to be sneaky about it? They won’t understand it anyway. 

[hornbri 1,399]

35 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

I like Wisky plenty.  Talked to a lawyer this week who’s had W season tix for 35 years and faithfully attended.  He is a loyal “Beddjer” (Fargo accent) fan but moaned their current QB is the worst they’ve had since he started going to games at Camp Randall.  
 

I did note in our game there the students disappeared completely after Jump Around.  That’s not cool.

Yeah, i went to a game there last year and watched it happen. All the season ticket holders complained the students only show up late for the song and then leave right afterwards. 

[TOR 5,600]

15 hours ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Aggies?  We sent them to The SEC a decade or so ago so that they could be a stepping stone on our way to an SEC title our first year in the conference.