Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Vertigo 20,276]

I just think it's funny that this guy has so much unbridled hatred for Texas as a student at a commuter school and a cup of coffee at aggy. Maybe he got the full insertion at fish camp and was weaponized before they figured out that he flunked out?

Edited October 25, 2018 by Vertigo

[HtownHorn 14,677]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I just think it's funny that this guy has so much unbridled hatred for Texas as a student at a commuter school and a cup of coffee at aggy. Maybe he got the full insertion at fish camp and was weaponized before they figured out that he flunked out?

He applied to Texas and got denied. aggy was his back up school.

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

He applied to Texas and got denied. aggy was his back up school.

And he got denied there, too. He went to Cougar High.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

I just don't know what to say:

"I’m shocked by the blatant disrespect shown to Alabama Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:22 pm"....as posted by aggy Cooter Davenport:

"Alabama is the Allfather. Criticizing them is like hating God. Instead of slandering them, LSU fans should join A&M in admiring their greatness. Getting to watch Saban coaching America’s greatest football program is like being able to see Michelangelo carve David. You should be standing in awe of a true master, enraptured by standing in the shadow of pure greatness, but instead you are petty and spiteful, heaping scorn on them born of utterly transparent jealousy. Shame on you."

"This is the most perfect example I’ve ever seen of A&M’s true self. And it’s beyond disturbing."

[TexasMan 10,891]

[ztejas 43,419]

"I've watched them and they aren't good at all"

Welp. Case closed, boys. On to next year.

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

And of course as Aggy loser mentality, he cites their 2 losses. Lmao. What a bunch of fucking losers.

And we have beaten no one? Ok. Who exactly have they beaten? Pretty sad when Kentucky is your "best" win. But but but those 2 great losses!! Whoop!!

[campcrunk 2,451]

11 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

I like the whole, “we already beat OU, we already beat WV” as if they beat them one year, they’re good forever. Logic of pure idiocy and ignorance.

Six fucking years ago with their best player ever who is not going to be suiting up for anything south of Canada any time soon. As much as Murray is a sad little bitch, he would do absolutely unspeakable things to the aggy secondary. Given that they're playing 4 DTs on the line, I can't imagine any scenario where he wouldn't have all day to pick them apart. It would be so horrifically ugly for them that holding OU under 50 points in the first half would have to constitute one of their precious moral victories. I mean, would OU even need to call a run?  

"We would crush OU." Bitch, your shit team couldn't even crush the Arkansas "we got destroyed by UNT and are almost definitely going 2-10" Razorbacks. They are so beyond lucky that no one in the SEC except Bama can pass for shit this year. If aggy was still in the Big XII, it would be seriously, seriously ugly.

[RoyalBevo21 767]

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I just don't know what to say:

"I’m shocked by the blatant disrespect shown to Alabama Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:22 pm"....as posted by aggy Cooter Davenport:

"Alabama is the Allfather. Criticizing them is like hating God. Instead of slandering them, LSU fans should join A&M in admiring their greatness. Getting to watch Saban coaching America’s greatest football program is like being able to see Michelangelo carve David. You should be standing in awe of a true master, enraptured by standing in the shadow of pure greatness, but instead you are petty and spiteful, heaping scorn on them born of utterly transparent jealousy. Shame on you."

"This is the most perfect example I’ve ever seen of A&M’s true self. And it’s beyond disturbing."

Interesting, I've been in Rome all week for my anniversary and saw they carved their dumbass logo on one of the columns at the Colosseum. I'll upload the picture when I have better internet service.

 

[South Austin 52,479]

10 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Interesting, I've been in Rome all week for my anniversary and saw they carved their dumbass logo on one of the columns at the Colosseum. I'll upload the picture when I have better internet service.

 

I have a picture of that from my 2004 trip.

[RoyalBevo21 767]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I have a picture of that from my 2004 trip.

An aggy gladiator would've lost to a sheep. 

['stache 21,805]

An aggy gladiator would've fucked a sheep. 

Fify

[DigglerontheHoof 21,194]

3 hours ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

An aggy gladiator would've lost to a sheep. 

Stoopid sip, you think fornication is losing!?  Don’t care, had mutton snatch!

[RomaVicta 29,907]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I have a picture of that from my 2004 trip.

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

[South Austin 52,479]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

Dumb tsip, Aggus Fellator did not lose . . . .

[Kdub 498]

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Dumb tsip, Aggus Fellator did not lose . . . .

He just ran out of blood

[HtownHorn 14,677]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

And he got denied there, too. He went to Cougar High.

I'm talking about grad school. He applied to McCombs and got denied.

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

Cairn, that has to be someone from here trolling. Right?

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

It was a quality loss to a Southeastern Olympus God, and there was much rejoicing in it. 

[ztejas 43,419]

@kopp0e hey can we get some quick facts on Roman gladiatorial contests? Thanks.

[SydneyCarton 48,081]

The irony of that clown claiming copyright infringement or whatever the fuck he's claiming over a set of horns that look nothing like our logo is hilarious. I have personal experience with these dipshits and the fucking shit they will claim falls under the purview of their "brand." The lunatics attempted to claim that the color maroon and the word howdy present together constituted their intellectual property. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

User name checks out 

[ousux 5,597]

The irony of that clown claiming copyright infringement or whatever the fuck he's claiming over a set of horns that look nothing like our logo is hilarious. I have personal experience with these dipshits and the fucking shit they will claim falls under the purview of their "brand." The lunatics attempted to claim that the color maroon and the word howdy present together constituted their intellectual property. 

Well, to be fair that is pretty close to the extent of their intellect..

[SHOOTER12 8,805]

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The irony of that clown claiming copyright infringement or whatever the fuck he's claiming over a set of horns that look nothing like our logo is hilarious. I have personal experience with these dipshits and the fucking shit they will claim falls under the purview of their "brand." The lunatics attempted to claim that the color maroon and the word howdy present together constituted their intellectual property. 

From the people whose intellect would fit easily in a thimble with room to spare.

Edited October 25, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

"Are you not entertained?"

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

53 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@kopp0e hey can we get some quick facts on Roman gladiatorial contests? Thanks.

[Katfid54 8,630]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

Holy shit.  Username finally checks out.

[Pato del Muerto 52,490]

39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The irony of that clown claiming copyright infringement or whatever the fuck he's claiming over a set of horns that look nothing like our logo is hilarious. I have personal experience with these dipshits and the fucking shit they will claim falls under the purview of their "brand." The lunatics attempted to claim that the color maroon and the word howdy present together constituted their intellectual property. 

Especially if it’s roadside in Florida 

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

 

[Drew 2,405]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Wait the loss to Bama wasn't even In the realm of a "close" loss...and that was with Bama playing backups in the 3rd.

[Tex Pete 20,348]

9 minutes ago, Drew said:

Wait the loss to Bama wasn't even In the realm of a "close" loss...and that was with Bama playing backups in the 3rd.

This is what those retards do. See: aforementioned 2005 Texas-A&M game in which VY stayed in the pocket and we just tried to leave Collie Station healthy.

[EastTexan 662]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The irony of that clown claiming copyright infringement or whatever the fuck he's claiming over a set of horns that look nothing like our logo is hilarious. I have personal experience with these dipshits and the fucking shit they will claim falls under the purview of their "brand." The lunatics attempted to claim that the color maroon and the word howdy present together constituted their intellectual property. 

Well, I ain't a lawyer, but believe I could argue that maroon and howdy constitutes their intellect.

[TreatyOak 16,313]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

52 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Well, I ain't a lawyer, but believe I could argue that maroon and howdy constitutes their intellect.

They can count to maroon potato.

[hookem48 4,687]

11 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm sure this photo was turned over to security since somone slipped up and let a couple black dudes in.

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

They can count to maroon potato.

What about maroon carrot?

[C-Man 27,219]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

User name checks out

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

It's really Bama vs. every one else. Aggy is just hanging by the mouth from Bama's scroat.

[utee94 15,817]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's really Bama vs. every one else. Aggy is just hanging by the mouth from Bama's scroat.

That'd be an excellent thujone MS Paint.

(It probably already has been)

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

Bama likes to give a good deep dicking and Aggies like to receive a good deep dicking, so it was really inevitable when you think about it."

[ztejas 43,419]

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Bama likes to give a good deep dicking and Aggies like to receive a good deep dicking, so it was really inevitable when you think about it."

I've heard LSU gives a good deep dicking sans moisture

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

What about maroon carrot?

The Dutch own that.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Bama likes to give a good deep dicking and Aggies like to receive a good deep dicking, so it was really inevitable when you think about it."

Bama doesn't play New Mexico State aggy boy.

[Vic Mackey 47,027]

 

[General Specific 3,257]

It commemorates the AD 139 contest where Aggus Fellator lost to his beloved Titus Bamus but did manage to scratch Titus with a fingernail. Aggus' fans, known as Fellatori, were widely praised as classy and friendly and loud. 

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[tejas60 3,533]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

what the fuck does that even mean?

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,011]

8 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

what the fuck does that even mean?

It's his CB accuracy predictions for each school (I think)

[tejas60 3,533]

accuracy of what? and why are there two %'s?

[General Specific 3,257]

It's his CB accuracy predictions for each school (I think)

It means he left off a B, and RueD Dawg is dyslexic!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

He left off "figs" after cinco.