Tell Me About Texas a&m

[thunderlounge 7871]

26 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

But we don’t start actual threads saying Vince Young should be our next head coach level stupid…

Yet. 

[Horn80 6131]

Aggy loses to Auburn.  Rage aggy, rage.

[jimmyjazz 45981]

Clickety clack . . .

[Surly Bevo 25060]

All of it right here encapsulated in 5 seconds.  Sound and fury.....signifying nothing

 

 

 

[Willfully Horn 8036]

Texags is not dissimilar to CS Lewis’ concept of hell, in that their board is replete with individual thoughts, with few participants. Isolated individuals, screaming into the void.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20447]

Auburn is cold blooded.
 

 

 

[lilMAC25 3801]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

don’t fuck this up aggie 

Narrator: They did indeed fuck it up.

[tx 3 putt 77109]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Narrator: They did indeed fuck it up.

it’s what they are 

[BlueGreySky 1020]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clickety clack . . .

Sir, we are well in the free-fall stage.

[Rockwell Torrey 1293]

5 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Texags is not dissimilar to CS Lewis’ concept of hell, in that their board is replete with individual thoughts, with few participants. Isolated individuals, screaming into the void.

Motto of the Cloak Room?

[Leanderman 2275]

Once they gargle a few more balls in the dixie chicken restroom, all will be fine with the fans.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10322]

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Auburn is cold blooded.
 

 

 

Played it on jumbotron right after win as well 🤣

[GhostOfTomJoad 9337]

In for aggy troll Graham's SEC power rankings after this chef's kiss of a Saturday. How's the bespectacled incel gonna rank Texas behind aggy, 'bama, ole miss, tenn, etc. this week? What phony metric is he going to create attempting to prove that Texas is unable to run the ball against an SEC d-line?

[DaggerHorns 3085]

That was hilarious. The whole team was dreaming of plowing sheep into the wee morning hours of Sunday and that slight distraction made them drop the ball in the 4th overtime.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10322]

Best outcome of the season regarding aggy is Elko has shown to be the same asshole persona that Jimbo was. We've seen it grow each week. I can't see players or coaches wanting to be around him err in his orbit.

[hookemATL 11781]

Don’t think they have a choice to be in his orbit, as his gravitational pull is planetary/legendary. 

Edited 3 hours ago by hookemATL
Yall he fat

[OU Sucks 8880]

59 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

In for aggy troll Graham's SEC power rankings after this chef's kiss of a Saturday. How's the bespectacled incel gonna rank Texas behind aggy, 'bama, ole miss, tenn, etc. this week? What phony metric is he going to create attempting to prove that Texas is unable to run the ball against an SEC d-line?

It will probably go something like:

#8 Texas
While being ranked #3 in the country, Texas struggled mightily against one of the SEC's worst teams in the second half, matching Kentucky 7-7 in the third and fourth quarters. Outside of the rush game, they showed no ability to move the ball and continue to benefit from the SEC's easiest schedule.

#7 Texas A&M
Despite finding themselves in a 3 touchdown hole against an Auburn team that's much better than their record suggests, the Aggies fought back with tremendous resiliency, erasing the deficit and battling to the end in a hostile road environment.

[ABSR 5319]

9 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

All of it right here encapsulated in 5 seconds.  Sound and fury.....signifying nothing

 

 

 

Watching the game and they played well at times and had a good comeback, but before this play I just had one calm and confident thought….”They are going to aggy this up.”

[El Squared 1806]

Imagine the aggy pride of seeing the both Jimbo and Elkdo cash fat paychecks at the same time. 

[Born Burnt 6180]

On 11/20/2024 at 6:11 AM, Longboard Horn said:

These chucklefucks are gonna lose to Auburn and I'm all for it. 

[markstanco 12580]

In for aggy troll Graham's SEC power rankings after this chef's kiss of a Saturday. How's the bespectacled incel gonna rank Texas behind aggy, 'bama, ole miss, tenn, etc. this week? What phony metric is he going to create attempting to prove that Texas is unable to run the ball against an SEC d-line?

Quinn was limping. He also didn’t throw it like the last 95 plays.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

”They are going to aggy this up.”

[Pimphand 5775]

Tell me the story of Texas 8&4 in song form

 

[rage-a-holic 4407]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

It will probably go something like:

#8 Texas
While being ranked #3 in the country, Texas struggled mightily against one of the SEC's worst teams in the second half, matching Kentucky 7-7 in the third and fourth quarters. Outside of the rush game, they showed no ability to move the ball and continue to benefit from the SEC's easiest schedule.

#7 Texas A&M
Despite finding themselves in a 3 touchdown hole against an Auburn team that's much better than their record suggests, the Aggies fought back with tremendous resiliency, erasing the deficit and battling to the end in a hostile road environment.

"The ags ran out of time on a controversial play when the receiver dropped a ball that had obviously been tampered with. Did undercover Auburn officials spray grease on the ball prior to the play? Ag lawyers are submitting FOI demand papers as we speak."

Edited 2 hours ago by rage-a-holic

[markstanco 12580]

If a team breaks a 14 game losing streak against ranked AP opponents, does it really count if the win is vs aggy?

[tx 3 putt 77109]

 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9661]

6 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

"The ags ran out of time on a controversial play when the receiver dropped a ball that had obviously been tampered with. Did undercover Auburn officials spray grease on the ball prior to the play? Ag lawyers are submitting FOI demand papers as we speak."

Something something, made-up-“efficiency” stats, something, bottom of the conference ranking

[Deej 76839]

On 11/23/2024 at 9:11 AM, BornOrange said:

Yeah, it would be real easy to sneak Mo Bamba on the sideline. Nobody would ever spot a 7 footer.

It wouldn't be his height that gave him away in that stadium.

[EastTexan 662]

aggy:

"wait, things aren't as bad as ya'll think. we came back from 21 points mid 2nd qtr. print up the t-shirts and cups. we are going to roll the sips, make the play-offs and march on to the natty. whooop!

[TexasMan 10927]

 

[Hagbard Celine 10875]

4 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

In for aggy troll Graham's SEC power rankings after this chef's kiss of a Saturday. How's the bespectacled incel gonna rank Texas behind aggy, 'bama, ole miss, tenn, etc. this week? What phony metric is he going to create attempting to prove that Texas is unable to run the ball against an SEC d-line?

yep, i'm f5 for pat

[Updawg 2271]

Aggies can’t complain about officiating. Those refs tried to hand them the game multiple times but they still choked it

[nnm 36469]

5 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Aggies can’t complain about officiating. Those refs tried to hand them the game multiple times but they still choked it

Oh, they can and they are. They shouldn’t be allowed to, but here we are. 
 

28 minutes ago, TexasMan said: