Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Lou Loomis 759]

5 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

As 83Aggie said, good thing we have only faced Georgia and not.........check notes................South Carolina? Auburn? Notre Dame?

The 2012 season they still jizz all over themselves over bc they beat Bama and their tap-dancing QB won the Heisman was one of the most “off”, down, meh, underachieving seasons in the SEC in the past 25 yrs or so. So watered down.

They never acknowledge that.

[Cap33 393]

My memory of the 1995 postgame includes Mike Adams holding the Longhorn flag and standing between the corps assholes and our fans on the field.

[coachherman'sgrill 2311]

I say.........I say, what the fuck

[coachherman'sgrill 2311]

Some of these sound like a regular Tuesday night at my house

[hornbri 1418]

23 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah some of our fans ran onto the sacred grass after we won, so the fake army had to rush to its defense.

Also broke their...some number of games long home winning streak. We would break a similar one that Nebraska had a few years later.

I was at the game as a student, I remember we had somehow snuck in boxes of sugar cubes and were throwing sugar cubes into the endzone by the end of the game. 

[Valmy77 13289]

Texas Fight is racist? Racist against A&M for saying goodbye to them?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12542]

On 11/24/2024 at 8:44 AM, OU Sucks said:

It will probably go something like:

#8 Texas
While being ranked #3 in the country, Texas struggled mightily against one of the SEC's worst teams in the second half, matching Kentucky 7-7 in the third and fourth quarters. Outside of the rush game, they showed no ability to move the ball and continue to benefit from the SEC's easiest schedule.

#7 Texas A&M
Despite finding themselves in a 3 touchdown hole against an Auburn team that's much better than their record suggests, the Aggies fought back with tremendous resiliency, erasing the deficit and battling to the end in a hostile road environment.

This is scarily accurate, Graham. 

[TexasGolf 5027]

15 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I say.........I say, what the fuck

[rage-a-holic 4497]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

And what few people remember is that they were a pre-season favorite to play for the national title in 1995. They had been struggling with trying to get respect as a national power all through the early 1990s, and kept screwing it up by losing the Cotton Bowl. So 1995 was going to be the year! The year of glory! Finally!

But then they lost to Colorado early on. Doh!

Great memories. I watched that game in Dallas with the aggy friends who were supposed to get me a ticket to the Texas game.

They were having a game watch party and when CU scored to take the lead in the 4th, every aggy there was screaming and breaking shit. 

My aggy friend said "I can't fucking believe this shit, this was the year we win it all. We won't get a chance like this again for years". And he continues to be right.

[Beau Vine 54480]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

And what few people remember is that they were a pre-season favorite to play for the national title in 1995. They had been struggling with trying to get respect as a national power all through the early 1990s, and kept screwing it up by losing the Cotton Bowl. So 1995 was going to be the year! The year of glory! Finally!

But then they lost to Colorado early on. Doh!

ANd then they went out to Lubbock and lost the next week.  

[OU Sucks 8936]

59 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This is scarily accurate, Graham. 

Just for that, you get a hi-res copy of my his photo:

[gofuckyourself 8388]

There's so much embarrassing output from College Station to remember this week.

This one has to be in the top 10.

This is apparently not on Youtube anymore.

Aggy must have had them all removed so that they could get the updated version out this week, where they say "Hook 'Em Horns" and "Boomer Sooner"

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

[Deej 76985]

Have any of those kids graduated yet?

[Beau Vine 54480]

They didn't graduate; they just ran out of classes.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5634]

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

ANd then they went out to Lubbock and lost the next week.  

Well yeah but that doesn't count, anything can happen in their closest rivalry game. They're lucky they pussed away when they did so Leach couldn't give Tech a winning record over Aggy like they were marching towards. Didn't he draw the series even? Imagine being even with Texas fucking Tech.

[Kennythetiger 9484]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

I have yet to observe a college football fan base that isnt 100% positive they get fucked worse on holding calls than any other team. 

Wut 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5634]

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

Wut 

"every college football fan thinks his particular team is being picked on unfairly."

[Pimphand 5964]

31 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Great memories. I watched that game in Dallas with the aggy friends who were supposed to get me a ticket to the Texas game.

They were having a game watch party and when CU scored to take the lead in the 4th, every aggy there was screaming and breaking shit. 

My aggy friend said "I can't fucking believe this shit, this was the year we win it all. We won't get a chance like this again for years". And he continues to be right.

1992 & 93 were pretty funny too.... pretty much the entire Corey Pullig experience of them getting Charlie Brown'd the whole time was fun.  They have never been the same.

 

[Wishbone 4789]

2 hours ago, deft said:

The obvious solution here is to have Mo bamba come out on our sidelines riding on schlossnagle’s shoulders. That’ll fuck em up for sure.

We should just ignore the morons and wait until they come to DKR next season where we honor our Schloss led 2025 National Champion Longhorn baseball team.

[lilMAC25 3825]

On 11/24/2024 at 2:26 PM, Beau Vine said:

This guy is absolutely mainlining copium right now:

 

Throved? Thriven?

[speed817 19499]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Just for that, you get a hi-res copy of my his photo:

[WBT 20677]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I have yet to observe a college football fan base that isnt 100% positive they get fucked worse on holding calls than any other team. 

And they all love to post about it on the internet

Edited Monday at 11:12 PM by WBT

[dcar00 14382]

6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Well they moved senior day to the UMass game because it is a distraction they can't handle before mean evil tu. However the 2024 AGS did tie the number of wins in Omaha they had amassed in their entire programs history prior so this is not a distraction but a celebration #whoop(s)

they moved senior day to their Nov homecoming opponent? holy shit that is fucking hilarious.  what a bunch of pussies, my god.

[speed817 19499]

Finally decided to upload this TexAgs production to my channel.  Let's hope they don't try to take it down......

 

[dcar00 14382]

3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah some of our fans ran onto the sacred grass after we won, so the fake army had to rush to its defense.

Also broke their...some number of games long home winning streak. We would break a similar one that Nebraska had a few years later.

sacred turf with concrete below it.  that always cracked me up.

[utee94 15870]

34 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

sacred turf with concrete below it.  that always cracked me up.

The funniest part is that Kyle Field is not, and never has been, a war memorial.  Their Student Center is a war memorial, and the grass around it is part of that.  But Kyle Field is just a stadium.  No sacred grass, no sacred astroturf, no sacred horseshit flinging, no sacred saber-stabbing of opposing cheerleaders.

[dcar00 14382]

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

The funniest part is that Kyle Field is not, and never has been, a war memorial.  Their Student Center is a war memorial, and the grass around it is part of that.  But Kyle Field is just a stadium.  No sacred grass, no sacred astroturf, no sacred horseshit flinging, no sacred saber-stabbing of opposing cheerleaders.

exactly. it is a memorial to dead dog mascots.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12542]

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Just for that, you get a hi-res copy of my his photo:

Mrs. Graham, please don't send me anymore pictures of your lesbian daughter. 

[TOR 5820]

Fake army is now fake navy.

[Redneck Mutha 8020]

7 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Name a more consequential accomplishment they've had in a big 3 sport in the last 85 years.  

Fixed. How many aggy lived their whole lives without seeing so much as a final four finish in any major sport?

[Pimphand 5964]

4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Fixed. How many aggy lived their whole lives without seeing so much as a final four finish in any major sport?

They were final four in 2022 as well as final 2 in 2024 but yeah those are the only times in football, basketball, & baseball (since 1/1/1940)

[nnm 36712]

Once UT beats TAMU on Saturday and updated rankings come out next Sunday, UT will indeed have not beaten a single ranked opponent in the regular season. Advantage Aggie. 

[Wishbone 4789]

27 minutes ago, TOR said:

Fake army is now fake navy.

Don’t forget fake dreams.

[Pimphand 5964]

4D chess down at Jordan-Hare

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3511792

[redswingline 1068]

A child born during aggy's last claimed national championship would be 85 years old in about 3 weeks.

Edited Tuesday at 02:04 AM by redswingline

[Pimphand 5964]

Just now, redswingline said:

A child born during aggy's last claimed national championship would be 85 years old today.

Technically the final AP poll came out on 12/12/1939 so they could be 84 and about to turn 85 ;-)

[TrashMaster G 17656]

4 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Great memories. I watched that game in Dallas with the aggy friends who were supposed to get me a ticket to the Texas game.

They were having a game watch party and when CU scored to take the lead in the 4th, every aggy there was screaming and breaking shit. 

My aggy friend said "I can't fucking believe this shit, this was the year we win it all. We won't get a chance like this again for years". And he continues to be right.

They didn't have a chance then.

[deft 6895]

And if they had been born an aggy, they would have long been dead due to “natural causes” like a nose picking accident so they wouldn’t have made it this far anyways.

[Pimphand 5964]

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They didn't have a chance then.

Gene Stallings won for the Crimson Tide in 1992 stupid sip!

[Stilicho 1405]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Fake army is now fake navy.

This guy has some very specific kinks. 

[redswingline 1068]

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Technically the final AP poll came out on 12/12/1939 so they could be 84 and about to turn 85 😉

[WBT 20677]

11 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP...aggy will be honoring their baseball team [for what exactly?] at the football game, and they think it's some amazingly clever troll job:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

 

I mean, that would be a decent dig considering they knocked us out of their regional...except we already fixed the glitch with Pierce and hired away Schloss.  So, congrats?

[msucolt45 4085]

I despise how their Cosplay shitheads relate to everything military. Roughly 20% of the Corps actually enter the real military. Not even close to the university’s across the US that have a ROTC program.

Hook’em!!!

[rage-a-holic 4497]

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They didn't have a chance then.

I didn't think bringing that up in a house full of drunk raging aggy was a good idea.

[rage-a-holic 4497]

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They didn't have a chance then.

I meant to add; they had their shot in 1994 (the year before) when they would have played Nebraska for the MNC, but of course they were on probation for cheating their asses off.

Stupid fuckers fucked up Thanksgiving and forced us to play Baylor.

[Armybrat 40941]

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

The funniest part is that Kyle Field is not, and never has been, a war memorial.  Their Student Center is a war memorial, and the grass around it is part of that.  But Kyle Field is just a stadium.  No sacred grass, no sacred astroturf, no sacred horseshit flinging, no sacred saber-stabbing of opposing cheerleaders.

And UT’s (DKR) Texas Memorial Stadium is a real war memorial to fallen soldiers. 
Yet some aggy criminals vandalized it years ago by cutting the Longhorn logo out of the midfield turf one night prior to the game. 
They are still proud of that, just like they are of their cheating decade that put them in the top 10 of dirtiest college programs.

[DaysOff 7978]

And broke the Horns of the bevo above the coop entrance, as I recall.

[Armybrat 40941]

2 hours ago, TOR said:

Fake army is now fake navy.

I didn’t think aggy had any balls left after 85 years of their bizarre nut squeezing turdition?

[DFW Horn 6297]

 

[Drifterwood 171]

Lol that motherfucker is going to be glued to the tv for the game. Fucking insane weirdos.

I’m sure his reputation wouldn’t take much of a hit if people knew he was watching