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Our favorite GigEm Gazette writer “Pat” with some good copy this week:


Former Longhorn QB completely faceplants in clapback attempt towards Trey Zuhn

https://gigemgazette.com/former-longhorn-qb-completely-faceplants-in-clapback-attempt-towards-trey-zuhn-01jdmtf6eh0a


Texas A&M is trolling the Longhorns in the cleverest way possible during rivalry game

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

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28 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Our favorite GigEm Gazette writer “Pat” with some good copy this week:


Former Longhorn QB completely faceplants in clapback attempt towards Trey Zuhn

https://gigemgazette.com/former-longhorn-qb-completely-faceplants-in-clapback-attempt-towards-trey-zuhn-01jdmtf6eh0a


Texas A&M is trolling the Longhorns in the cleverest way possible during rivalry game

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-is-trolling-the-longhorns-in-the-cleverest-way-possible-during-rivalry-game-01jdgn59e538

Thats the good shit right there. I'm convinced aggy Pat is a troll at this point.

Also, Chance Mock is a chode that would probably struggle to outsmart an aggy. He sat down  next to me at a bar one afternoon while I was eating, and proceeded to talk on his phone about 20 dB louder than necessary about his many bidness opportunities. After he left, the regulars/bar staff started tooling on the guy, as apparently this was not a first time event. 

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5 hours ago, 'stache said:

I’ve been there and agree. There’s nothing intimidating about 90,000 homos swaying back and forth and singing showtunes from the late 1800s. 

Um, we homos would have nothing to do with those delusional dorks thank you very much. 

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Since the turn of the century:

9-3 Texas

An aggy posted the "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since Darrel K Royal's last game" records on Twitter years ago and I replied, mentioning the record since 2000 (you know, the most recent gap of time they conveniently neglect to cover in their "since..." record comparisons. The dumbass replied, arguing "from 2000" was a totally arbitrary starting point, as if "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since DKR's last game" weren't 😆Bunch of Tom Herman Mensanites over there.

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49 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

An aggy posted the "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since Darrel K Royal's last game" records on Twitter years ago and I replied, mentioning the record since 2000 (you know, the most recent gap of time they conveniently neglect to cover in their "since..." record comparisons. The dumbass replied, arguing "from 2000" was a totally arbitrary starting point, as if "Since scholarship limitations" and "Since DKR's last game" weren't 😆Bunch of Tom Herman Mensanites over there.

Huh?

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16 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Texas A&M's home field advantage deemed a 'myth' by one SEC writer
 

https://aggieswire.usatoday.com/2023/07/16/texas-aggies-football-sec-home-field-rankings-usa-today/

 

….only if we’re talking about actual wins and losses.

So while one is being objective with stats to back it up, the moron on the other end uses subjective to roll his eyes ans say "who wants to play against an opponent with 102,000 rowdy fans? I'm sorry, but your facts are wrong that Pyle Field is dead last in venues, behind the mighty Commodores, and their winning percentage is higher on the road than at home. 

Good stuff from the guy who brought facts to the table, rather then being the moron who puts his earmuffs on and goes lalalalalalalalalalalala I don't hear you 

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2 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

They really like numbers for some reason, like it makes a shit

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Official capacity is just under 103k. That ole miss record was in 2014 during their reconstruction when capacity was temporarily increased. It won’t break that record, but they did manage to have just under 109k for LSU last month.….Or if they do manage to cram in 111k, I’m definitely thankful I’m not sitting in/under that south end zone 

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5 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Well here's a breakdown done by some fine ag on this series. No mention of what the record was since the discovery of copium.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3512245

 

You will run into a lot of sips that will declare their overall domination over the Aggies by quoting stuff like, "the Aggies would need to win the next 40 straight years in a row to finally catch up to the mighty Longhorns" and crap like that.

So...just a quick reminder that we ARE competitive with the whorns, and that they are just in denial.

Texas A&M vs. Texas Record:
All time: 37-76-5
First 80 games: 18-57-5
Since WW 2 (1946): 22-43-1
Since women were admitted into A&M (1964): 20-28
Since we landed on the Moon (1969): 19-24
Since scholarship limitations (1973): 19-20
Since Microsoft was Funded (1975): 19-18
Since Darrel K Royal's last game (1976): 18-18
Since ESPN first aired (1979): 17-16
Since cell phones exceed 1M users (1984): 15-13
Last two meetings: 1-1

 

 

I always laugh when some dumbass aggy starts talking about since scholarship limitations because the old SWC implemented their scholarship limitations in direct response to aggy recruiting practices 

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5 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Well here's a breakdown done by some fine ag on this series. No mention of what the record was since the discovery of copium.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3512245

 

You will run into a lot of sips that will declare their overall domination over the Aggies by quoting stuff like, "the Aggies would need to win the next 40 straight years in a row to finally catch up to the mighty Longhorns" and crap like that.

So...just a quick reminder that we ARE competitive with the whorns, and that they are just in denial.

Texas A&M vs. Texas Record:
All time: 37-76-5
First 80 games: 18-57-5
Since WW 2 (1946): 22-43-1
Since women were admitted into A&M (1964): 20-28
Since we landed on the Moon (1969): 19-24
Since scholarship limitations (1973): 19-20
Since Microsoft was Funded (1975): 19-18
Since Darrel K Royal's last game (1976): 18-18
Since ESPN first aired (1979): 17-16
Since cell phones exceed 1M users (1984): 15-13
Last two meetings: 1-1

 

 

 

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Since the invention of the DVD: 12-5 Texas

I can pick random starting points, too.

 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah I did a running log of acceptable aggy dates (aka .500 and above) a while back

2010 .500
2006 .500
1986 .500
1985 +1
1984 +2
1983 +1
1982 .500
1980 .500
1979 +1
1978 .500
1976 .500
1975 +1
1974 .500

The hilarious thing is if we win at the Gomer Pyle Tacklebox it drops to

1985 .500
1984 +1
1983 .500
1979 .500
1975 .500

Win again in 2025 in Austin

1984 .500

Every time period aggy chooses must include the golden age of 1984-1994 with no acknowledgement of documented and sanctioned NCAA violations in nearly every year of that decade plus. 

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24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Official capacity is just under 103k. That ole miss record was in 2014 during their reconstruction when capacity was temporarily increased. It won’t break that record, but they did manage to have just under 109k for LSU last month.….Or if they do manage to cram in 111k, I’m definitely thankful I’m not sitting in/under that south end zone 

It's a non-issue.  Their crowing about crowd size, even if it's a record crowd size, ignores the thousands of Texas fans who will attend.

There are not going to be 111K E. King Gills 12th-manning their boys to victory.  As usual, Aggies are hyper-inflating a situation to their favor.

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11 hours ago, ABSR said:

So instead of The Lottery it would be The Jizzery.  Everyone on campus has to blow a sheep at one of the many the glory holes, but the catch is that 12 of the sheep are black and if you get one of those they put you into their bonfire structure and collapse it before the burn.   "Thanksgiving Jizzery equals Texas victory!" instead of ''Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon. ''

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas being outspent big-time by aggy and others SEC schools for football analyst:

https://tinyurl.com/23jkytnd

Well this is about the worst the SEC has been in decades so I'd say their results are pretty shitty.  They might want to reevaluate their ROI and change directions.  My suggestion would be to direct their resources toward generating NIL money and procuring better players, but hey that's just me.

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

There are not going to be 111K E. King Gills 12th-manning their boys to victory.  As usual, Aggies are hyper-inflating a situation to their favor.

It's been said before, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be in their upper deck, end zone seating if they manage to cram 105k + into Pyle. Bad things, man.

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19 hours ago, Blotto said:

Thats the good shit right there. I'm convinced aggy Pat is a troll at this point.

Also, Chance Mock is a chode that would probably struggle to outsmart an aggy. He sat down  next to me at a bar one afternoon while I was eating, and proceeded to talk on his phone about 20 dB louder than necessary about his many bidness opportunities. After he left, the regulars/bar staff started tooling on the guy, as apparently this was not a first time event. 

Someone needs to post the picture of Chance drunk off his ass with a bottle of pumpkin pie flavored liquor in his hands.  You know, since it’s Thanksgiving and all….

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