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[TrashMaster G 17650]

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

[jimmyjazz 46293]

We'd never played at night in the 'shoe, either.  Until we did.

Fans tend to overestimate the homefield advantage, including time of day, alcohol, redass quotient, etc.  We are going to roll those goobers.

[coachherman'sgrill 2308]

40 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

 

37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

We'd never played at night in the 'shoe, either.  Until we did.

Fans tend to overestimate the homefield advantage, including time of day, alcohol, redass quotient, etc.  We are going to roll those goobers.

Yeah, I don’t understand the reasoning why a home night game is such a deal breaker?

[InkaUtexas 26185]

Where is Elko going to lead them? Straight to the buffet line.

[UncleSonny 6576]

53 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

That SEC patch changes everything I guess. Bama can’t be expected to play hard against a Big12 team. 

[Pancho 45109]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

LOL! Leave it to fucking aggy to do something stupid on Thanksgiving

 

From the poster who created this:

 

[DFW Horn 6285]

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

From the poster who created this:

 

Tell me more about aggy "outshining" The University. When did that actually happen?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21979]

Doesn’t a championship run entail an actual championship?

[Sawbonz 27659]

If all was right in the world this game would be kicking off in an hour

[Texasrocks 2149]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

Bama didn't count... Because reasons.

[Pimphand 5940]

2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Bama didn't count... Because reasons.

You weren't in the SEC stupid sip!

[Tex Pete 20553]

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You weren't in the SEC stupid sip!

It just meant less. 

[thunderlounge 7965]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Doesn’t a championship run entail an actual championship?

 

[OU Sucks 8933]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

From the poster who created this:

 

That's hilarious that they think they can get 100k people to fake support that. They are currently sitting at an impressive 35 signatures, including Jack Me off, Aggie is Retarded and JizzJar OldArmy

[Bookman 4642]

Did the Aggies make a Mike Elko 20xx National Championship trophy?

[TrashMaster G 17650]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

From the poster who created this:

 

So, let's take this crap point by point:

1 - a) you didn't win a championship, therefore it was not a championship run  and b) how did we interfere? Coaches consider better jobs all the damn time. Shit happens. You didn't win the championship and you lost your coach. Fucking deal with it.

2 - a) if true, how is that on us?  and   b) bullshit. That was a pretty fairly called game, as B12 games go. I know a lot of ags were pissed and moaned about the personal foul on our last drive, but that was 100% in line with how that was called that year.

3 - Huh? This sounds like pure projection.

4 - Again, if true how is this on us? Also, the SEC clearly stated that their scheduling was taking into account team strength over the last decade (? I think) and we have been pretty damn average. That's why we have fired three coaches since you last saw us.

5 - Bullshit. Total, unadulterated bullshit. You are a complete fucking moron for suggesting this bullshit is true.

6 - We ARE big brother. Look at the record to understand why. And I don't just mean football, as if that isn't enough. Look at all sports.

And why is one 10-15 year period 3 decades ago in a century-plus long history the end-all reference point for you gomers? A period when, oh by the way, you were the cheatingest motherfuckers in all of college football. (Cause/effect much, genius?) You do realize that the ONLY reason aggy football did NOT get the death penalty was because the NCAA saw how badly SMU got crippled by it? 

7 - We don't teach them. Kids are perceptive and they understand we are just better than you.

8 - We didn't follow you. The college football world has changed and we made the best move for US. And, btw, the SEC would have kicked your middling asses to the curb to get us if they had to. As to you outshining us... The next time that happens will be the first, you delusional, hayseed jackass.

[General Specific 3284]

Would the judges also accept

[Deej 76981]

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where is Elko going to lead them? Straight to the buffet line.

Lead them to the only Buc-ees bathroom stall they can't keep clean?

 

[TrashMaster G 17650]

9 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Would the judges also accept

Yep, that would be the TL;DR version.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5619]

I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10365]

59 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Did the Aggies make a Mike Elko 20xx National Championship trophy?

Elko's more of a 3X

[InkaUtexas 26185]

30 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

Where? I need to show someone that.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5619]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Where? I need to show someone that.

https://www.sacurrent.com/arts/tickets-for-saturdays-texas-longhorns-aggies-game-now-selling-for-1-million-36158955

[Tex Long 4462]

15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Elko's more of a 3X

I'd say more if an infinite-X-imal.

And inventor of the T-muu, available from TEMU...

[markstanco 12634]

I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.

Gonna need a link to believe this.

[NoName 16414]

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Edited 1 hour ago by NoName

[89Horn 1559]

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Substitute for Elko in that quote any of Fran, Sherman, Sumlin, or Jimbo and any aggy will begrudgingly admit they’ve said that before.  Along with next year is our year.

[nnm 36694]

 

[InkaUtexas 26185]

50 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

https://www.sacurrent.com/arts/tickets-for-saturdays-texas-longhorns-aggies-game-now-selling-for-1-million-36158955

I checked ticket master and they were about 3,100. are you saying with fees that is 3.1M? I mean, aggy math and all.

[InkaUtexas 26185]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Where the fuck are the hellraisers?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5619]

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I checked ticket master and they were about 3,100. are you saying with fees that is 3.1M? I mean, aggy math and all.

I'm not saying anything, I am not the author of the article.

[markstanco 12634]

I checked ticket master and they were about 3,100. are you saying with fees that is 3.1M? I mean, aggy math and all.

3100 to 3.1 from Ticketmaster? I believe it.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5619]

11 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I would pay good money to see somebody dig up the bones of the dead dogs under the stadium and arrange them into the shape of "27-25". And then leave a stack of topped over lincoln logs next to it. And castrate Johnathan Manziel.

[Homesickhorn 2211]

If only Aggies could accept the truth as the above Ole Miss fan has, they could be content. 

Dude gets it. Most of us do. This cracked me up in the comments.

[MAUFRAIS 6649]

Elko?

[Deej 76981]

27 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I would pay good money to see somebody dig up the bones of the dead dogs under the stadium and arrange them into the shape of "27-25". And then leave a stack of topped over lincoln logs next to it. And castrate Johnathan Manziel.

[Beau Vine 54471]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

1 - a) you didn't win a championship, therefore it was not a championship run  and b) how did we interfere? Coaches consider better jobs all the damn time. Shit happens. You didn't win the championship and you lost your coach. Fucking deal with it.

 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

From the poster who created this:

 

[Tex Pete 20553]

50 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Oh, look. The totally not obsessed infantile pieces of shit are back. Hopefully they didn’t commit burglary and thousands of dollars of vandalism this time.