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On 11/28/2024 at 4:14 PM, TrashMaster G said:

This is fucking classic aggy copium... "...haven't had a SEC night game EVER."!!!

Right, so somehow this will be magically different from the 'Bama game last year.

Fucking morons.

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Stupid Sip, you wasn’t SEC then and Bama obviously took it easy on you since you weren’t. 

On 11/28/2024 at 5:15 PM, Pancho said:


From the poster who created this:

 

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So Texas should be kicked out over lying about the amount of commissioned officers…

mmm’kay. 

6 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Reed’s QBR lol

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They are only 41st in rush defense 

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And their vaunted 3rd down defense 

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Guess who is higher than them in those metrics? lol

Only cause you ain’t played no one! 

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What a dipshit. The play army thing is an embarrassment to the State of Texas. ‘When all the ags went off to war and all the t-sips stayed at home and they sipped their tea’ Go get fucked. I’m all for shit talking but he’s coming across like some dork dressed up like a super hero at comic con thinking he actually has super powers. 

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15 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy's defense is worse than Michigan's. We should be able to run on them just like we did in Ann Arbor.

But you're not taking into account the fear the Texas players will have trying to play in the middle of the world's largest Klan rally.

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54 minutes ago, Deej said:

But you're not taking into account the fear the Texas players will have trying to play in the middle of the world's largest Klan rally.

 

40 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Quinn, Arch, Gunnar and a few others will be fine.

So, the white guys are safe?

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Holy shit!  There is a reason Aggie Jokes fucking write themselves.  At the top of the second hour of Gameday (1:00:33 to be exact) Pat McAfee is going to stand in front of the cannon to feel the concussion.  They lower the swords to indicate to fire the cannon... McAfee winces and contracts waiting for the boom... and... nothing.  Fucking Aggies didn't load the cannon.  

The background comments of "oh no Aggies..." and Fire in the hole, as the guys scramble to get the cannon loaded is fucking hilarious.  Thirty seconds later they cut to the Aggies finally getting the cannon loaded and fired...  but a competency Misfire!  The jokes... they write themselves!  

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26 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

But they're the friendliest people in the country! Just ask them. 

I’ll wait to hear from a fan of another team that traveled to beautiful college station for the first time thank you very much! 

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3 minutes ago, Drew said:

I’ll wait to hear from a fan of another team that traveled to beautiful college station for the first time thank you very much! 

Have you not been paying attention, sir? They just had a fan of another team write on their board about their amazing experience! Where to eat, shop. The game, and hoe friendly everyone was. 

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1 hour ago, horn4life said:

Holy shit!  There is a reason Aggie Jokes fucking write themselves.  At the top of the second hour of Gameday (1:00:33 to be exact) Pat McAfee is going to stand in front of the cannon to feel the concussion.  They lower the swords to indicate to fire the cannon... McAfee winces and contracts waiting for the boom... and... nothing.  Fucking Aggies didn't load the cannon.  

The background comments of "oh no Aggies..." and Fire in the hole, as the guys scramble to get the cannon loaded is fucking hilarious.  Thirty seconds later they cut to the Aggies finally getting the cannon loaded and fired...  but a competency Misfire!  The jokes... they write themselves!  

 

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10 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Have you not been paying attention, sir? They just had a fan of another team write on their board about their amazing experience! Where to eat, shop. The game, and hoe friendly everyone was. 

I beg to differ sir…the game hasn’t even been played yet. 

Wait!  You’re not saying…that those wonderful stories have all been fake this whole time?!?

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Okay so now I know aggys been lying all these years. If they were important in WW2 we’d be the living in the “man in high castle” world. 

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I beg to differ sir…the game hasn’t even been played yet. 

Wait!  You’re not saying…that those wonderful stories have all been fake this whole time?!?

Absolutely not! Who would make up fake stories about how great a fan base is and how they're so helpful. Who would be so pathetic to do something like that??

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Absolutely not! Who would make up fake stories about how great a fan base is and how they're so helpful. Who would be so pathetic to do something like that??

Surely not the Fightingnest Tex’um Aggys

They would NEVER Lie, Cheat, or Steal! 

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Just now, Drew said:

Surely not the Fightingnest Tex’um Aggys

They would NEVER Lie, Cheat, or Steal! 

Never! The fightin Texum Bulldogs follow all the rules. They would never hurt animals and pour urine on opposing fans. Surely they wouldn't add fake conference championships on their stadium. Not those gentlemen 

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If that's real, that's horrible.  Somebody needs to kick that kid's ass -- preferably Sam.

People are claiming it’s fake

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but they are just weak dumb pussies

Nobody stood up to this guy and told him to put that shit away

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