Tell Me About Texas a&m

[ChiTownDoc 21212]

15 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

IDK. The dudes are all ultra goobers but they’ve got some attractive young ladies. 

They had panned to the corp turds when I was commenting.  Yes overall, not bad for eye candy.  Just shit their pants like usual.  Not that OU has much to brag about in 2024 but we ain’t aggy.  

Edited 21 hours ago by ChiTownDoc
2025. 2030. Whatever it takes…

[Beau Vine 54814]

On 11/29/2024 at 2:53 PM, Beau Vine said:

Guess who's feeling optimistic?

 

Lat's check out Grant's bold predictions:

 

1. Aggies jump off to a quick start
 

They actually did put together a nice drive, but then got stuffed trying to run up the middle on a 4th-1.  This would seem to be a theme of their offense.  Ultimately, not a quick start.

2. Longhorns turn to Manning at some point
 

NAILED IT!!!

3. Texas A&M football registers several sacks
 

 

4. Reed ends the day with highest QBR of the game

I don't actually know the formula for QBR, but if that formula doesn't say the numbers on the left rate better than the ones on the right, it's as idiotic as Grant

5. Aggies roll up 2+ rushing touchdowns

 

Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season.   It made tonight just that much better.

 

 

Edited 11 hours ago by Beau Vine

[nnm 36830]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3513450

 

If Aggie fans were rational, this would be the reaction of all of them. 

But of course they’re not rational. So time to get the coaster out of the ditch and take it back to the starting line for next year, which is surely TAMU’s year. 

[TexasMan 11263]

Powerful shit here. Never forget how big of a scumbags these people are:

 

 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3338]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Powerful shit here. Never forget how big of a scumbags these people are:

 

 

Classy. I didnt know that about Jake. Did he get drugged at a party or something? That's fucked up.  

[Zeus 6445]

SEC network retards

Put blues stats instead of QTre

[HtownHorn 14902]

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Classy. I didnt know that about Jake. Did he get drugged at a party or something? That's fucked up.  

xanax laced with fentanyl.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3338]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

xanax laced with fentanyl.

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

[Beau Vine 54814]

Reality setting in!  Interesting comment here cued up for you:

 

 

[HtownHorn 14902]

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

Jake order a xanax off the black market and it was laced with fentanyl. I would be scared of any medication not from a pharmacy at this point.

[HtownHorn 14902]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Reality setting in!  Interesting comment here cued up for you:

 

 

You didn't come out slow, your team is shitty. You beat two over-rated teams but lost to South Carolina, ND, and Texas by 2+ scores.

[TexasMan 11263]

 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3338]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Yeah but is Duke SEC ready?

[UncleSonny 6618]

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season.   It made tonight just that much better.

Co-sign. This has been a really fun season, and Grant has legitimately played a big part in it. He’s a treasure 

[chainsaw 9984]

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Manny Diaz brainfarted against SMU, they really should have been 10-2

[lilMAC25 3853]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I think we ran maybe 2 sweeps all night.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12777]

Having family members graduate from A&M they're 2%ers. They don't make up shit and make excuses. They know their deficiencies. They're big time donors, but they know they're behind Texas in a big way, but they still do what they can. We always rib each other each Christmas when they call me a tea supper and I call them sheep lovers. 

They're cool as shit, and super fucking hilarious. I wish they would get on this board y'all would like them. They're like bizzle but don't travel to spotty Vancouver. I'll try again this Christmas to get them to sign up. Like me, they're into self deprecating humour. 

The only issue is my cousin is dealing with muscular dystrophy and needs around the clock care, but she's aware. She does read the boards and finds them hilarious, so it makes her happy. 

Edited 20 hours ago by Funk Doctor Spock

[The_highest_of_fives 666]

There’s the good stuff….

[Funk Doctor Spock 12777]

1 minute ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

There’s the good stuff….

Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?

[Pimphand 6044]

20 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

There’s the good stuff….

[89Horn 1620]

20 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?

Yes.  Maroon and white spring game.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12777]

Just now, 89Horn said:

Yes.  Maroon and white spring game.

Ah, forgot about then adding that to their record. 

[TexasMan 11263]

NSIAP 

 

[Nueces River Rat 5596]

Have we heard from this Pedejo?

[deft 6899]

Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?

Rule change. You don’t count the spring game anymore.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12777]

Just now, deft said:

Rule change. You don’t count the spring game anymore.

That's a shame. What will they do now 

[Laxtonto 12633]

Which one of you guys started talking about jizz jars too early?

[TexasMan 11263]

I wish York was playing for the good guys 

 

 

[futureman 22565]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I wish York was playing for the good guys 

really?  he’d be practice fodder. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20601]

54 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This is some of the best 1 + 2 punch of Schadenfreude I have ever read. That first post went RIGHT INTO MY VEINS!!!!!



 

15 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I wish York was playing for the good guys 

 

 

Who would he start in front of? 

Edited 18 hours ago by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Vic Mackey 47290]

[Rickylovesweed 14799]

By my count, Elko is now 16-13 against power conference teams. 

 

[atomheartbevo 90028]

2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Why in the ever living fuck would someone lace xanax with fentanyl and then give it to someone. Maddening

[C-Man 27341]

Who would he start in front of? 

Every championship team needs depth

[C-Man 27341]

Ah, yes, Texas 8 & 4

[Topper13 3512]

8&4, same as it ever was.

 

[Lou Loomis 881]

[TexasMan 11263]

 

[TexasMan 11263]

 

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

34 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

I mean he did predict they wouldn’t get it in 2024!

[Updawg 2300]

Aggydamas

[TexLonghorn 5730]

This is Texas A&M:

ESPN's website has a "Win Probability" graph for each game that tracks both teams' chance of winning the game as it plays out.  In last week's aggy @ Auburn game, aggy hit a 100% chance of winning when they took the lead 38 to 31 in OT.  100%.  And then?  They lost.  aggy lost a game they had a 100% chance of winning.  That is Texas A&M.

[TreatyOak 16739]

Johnnyshotgun

2:26a, 12/1/24 

 

 

Close to the worst nightmare for the Ags. They (Texas) literally stroll into the league beat almost everyone including a win here at Kyle Field and make the conference championship game in year 1. After years and years of being told TU is not SEC worthy. This is a big set back and potential long term problem

[Leanderman 2313]

What a fantastic early Christmas present the gomers gave us last night. They shit the bed again last night. I am sure the calls about the $SEC Officials will ring in the New Year and beyond.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4870]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

This quote and the Elko “they physically annihilated us” quote are going to send me to my doctor after 4 hours 

[Armybrat 40977]

7 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a shame. What will they do now 

Schedule Caldwell HS.

[VoteforHank 131]

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3338]

14 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

I think it was reasonable to think they had a chance. What wasnt reasonable was the blind confidence that they were going to destroy us. And after the first half it was abundantly apparent that they were gonna lose in convincing fashion. 

[Horn80 6240]

Made the mistake of listening to aggy call in show after the game.  I don’t have the words…..

[DoobieWah 1474]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure the calls about the $SEC Officials will ring in the New Year and beyond.

 

I don't know how they can complain about the refs since they tried to take two touchdowns away from us that were overturned by incontrovertible camera evidence.

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