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TrashMaster G

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26 minutes ago, VoteforHank said:

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

*fucktards

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There is a chance I forgot how much I hate them the past decade. Had to watch with two family members (both TEMU) in a rural, beer-only bar.

Hallmark, nonsensical bitching/conspiracies ensued:

  • "Refs were paid"
  • "Sankey agreed TU could have championship their first year if they joined. I know because I keep up with this stuff"
  • "Slocum would have set the refs straight"
  • "Our law school doesn't have enough influence yet, so we won't get the calls"
  • "Klein has been phoning it in for 3 weeks because he was offered a good HC job"
  • "Poor decision to let TU in CCG. Nobody will watch them play UGA again"
  • "Elko too fat" (agree. Bad for health)

Insufferable. Picked up the tab, told them I'd see them Christmas, left early to watch at a house. Will probably make some off-maroon "TEMU: best 8-4 team in the country" shirts on 4imprint to take care of their Christmas gifts. Maybe a subtle Jimbo in the clouds above it, some Chernobyl scenery.

 

 

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DFW Horn

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6 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

This thread is the purest gold:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514240
 

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I keep wondering if/when aggy will figure out it's their culture and jock-sniffing, meddling BMD's that prevent them from acquiring top-tier coaches. It appears self-awareness occasionally creeps in, but not enough to make necessary changes. This is good news for us, I guess.

aggy gon aggy

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We're the Mythbusters to all of gomers bullshit.  I haven't watched this morning,  but I'm sure the media is finished talking about our schedule or gomer having any real chance at anything other than the Texas Bowl.  Those people are always so full of shit and once again Texas shuts them down. 

To our fans at the game, the SEC chant was so sweet. Thank you. 

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18 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Take note that they're already making an opt-out excuse for losing to a big 12 team in their bowl.  That's how broken they are.

Much like UGA in the 2019 Sugar Bowl, aggy just didn't want to be there.

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10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Kind of reminds me of the old saying, "Rufus transferred from Duke to Texas A&M and the collective intelligence of both places went up."

Here - Elko moved from Duke to Texas A&M - and the records improved in both places.

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33 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Take note that they're already making an opt-out excuse for losing to a big 12 team in their bowl.  That's how broken they are.

🤣 It can never be that they’re just a mediocre program with no relevant tradition of winning. They could never “act like they’ve been there.” It’s obvious to anyone they haven’t. At least not since pre WW2.

it’s always gonna be the refs, “the conference has it in for us”, wait until our awesome recruits play like badasses next year… bowls aren’t relevant bc all our best amazing NFL-bound players opt out. Their brokenness and dysfunction is the freaking best!

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I know it's in the nature of fandom to be really emo after a big loss, but TBH I think some of them are overdoing it with the harikari act.

Their losses this year are to very good Notre Dame and Texas teams, on the road at a very solid SC squad, and a road 4OT heartbreaker against Auburn. That's....not that bad for year 1 of a new coach? They beat decent LSU, Mizzou, and Florida squads.

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12 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

It's probably too much to ask... but there's a scenario where they get sent to the AutoZone Liberty Bowl to get rolled by a Big-12 also-ran.  

The original bowl projection a week or so back was aggy vs Tech in Houston, but I think that's too much to hope for

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40 minutes ago, immamac said:

The fucking Quinn ewers thread reads like texags. Buncha dumbfucks in there living in an alternate universe. 

That's going to happen because Ewers is such a strange QB. He's like the QB equivalent of a super streaky 3 pt shooter. He'll be on for a while and the offense will absolutely cook teams, then he'll all of a sudden go cold and start throwing the game away. He's somehow regressed even from last season. 

He's in the best position of any QB in the country. The best defense in the country backing him up, one of the best offensive lines that can maul aggy for 250 yds on the ground on the road, a RB that is rising to legend status, and very good WRs and a top end TE. There's nothing that should hold him back and he has the most slack to make mistakes in the country. Even suck ass Mac Jones was able to absolutely destroy college football with this kind of setup under Sark. 

Aggy was always going to fuck this game up because they still had something to play for. That's what they do. The blowout and shutout was right there for the taking but the dude just can't get consistently good. 

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I know it's in the nature of fandom to be really emo after a big loss, but TBH I think some of them are overdoing it with the harikari act.
Their losses this year are to very good Notre Dame and Texas teams, on the road at a very solid SC squad, and a road 4OT heartbreaker against Auburn. That's....not that bad for year 1 of a new coach? They beat decent LSU, Mizzou, and Florida squads.
Whoooop!!
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1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

The original bowl projection a week or so back was aggy vs Tech in Houston, but I think that's too much to hope for

Yeah, Liberty and Texas Bowls are SEC vs Big 12.  

Sankey and the SEC have been very strategic about choosing bowl matchups for their teams.  I'll bet Sankey sends the Aggies *anywhere* other than those two spots... just to avoid the potential of getting a deflated Aggie program matched against Baylor, Tech, or TCU.  All three of those programs would be super excited to hang an L on them.

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Sorry for posting so much today, but you really can't believe the stuff they post on TexAgs:

 

12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint

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1. Elite Recruiting: Sign Top-5 classes annually, focusing on physically dominant players and building depth across all positions.

2. Quarterback Play: Land and develop a star QB.

3. Dominate the Trenches: Build elite offensive and defensive lines with size, strength, and athleticism, having depth to sustain performance throughout the season.

4. NIL Strategy: Use NIL effectively to recruit and retain top talent.

5. Player Development: Emphasis on hiring elite position coaches who specialize in developing players at every position.

6. Win SEC Matchups: Beat Alabama, LSU, and other top programs in key games.

7. Lockdown Defense: Build a defense that thrives in big games, leveraging size, strength, and depth to dominate opponents.

8. Minimize Mistakes: create a football culture which reduces turnovers and penalties.

10. Injury Prevention: Keep players healthy throughout the season by managing the workload of a deep roster.

11. Fan Support: Leverage the passion of the 12th Man.

12. Close Strong in November: Peak at the right time for the playoff push with a deep, resilient team.
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56 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I know it's in the nature of fandom to be really emo after a big loss, but TBH I think some of them are overdoing it with the harikari act.

Their losses this year are to very good Notre Dame and Texas teams, on the road at a very solid SC squad, and a road 4OT heartbreaker against Auburn. That's....not that bad for year 1 of a new coach? They beat decent LSU, Mizzou, and Florida squads.

I mean, things were so bad that they paid the previous coach $70M to go away, but those rubes somehow thought they were so special that the new coach could fix all that within his first season and take them to the playoffs.  

My alma mater lost the national championship game last season, then lost its coach and most of the team to the draft/portal, and I'm fairly pleased they managed to go 6-6, but that's because I'm not a clueless gomer who resides in an alternate reality.

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1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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How embarrassing must it feel that Jimbo is being paid twice as much to not be on the sidelines, meanwhile you're dressed like you had to send your wife to Academy with $20 to find something to wear

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