Tell Me About Texas a&m

[HtownHorn 14,911]

This guy really knows ball.

[Scuba Saba 30]

Assume atm did cut tail and join another conference, what's to prevent UT from sponsoring it's practice squad as a new member of the conference. They would invite us in a minute. 

[Armybrat 40,985]

58 minutes ago, Droopy said:

This is perfect and needed more love. 
 

I was smiling all day with the upsets going on. My aggy wife’s mental “roller coaster” was going up and each upset another clickity-clack. I knew their team was shit but kept keeping that hope alive, so that when she’s yelling at me to leave the room later because my clapping is arrogant and uncalled for, that’s the freshest of aggy tears. So deliciously bitter. 🤤

 

Bingo. Never change aggy. 
 

This is aggy, and this is what they do. They are Charlie Brown. They hired a coach that looks like a 40-something year old version of Charlie. They have the blueprint/recipe/secret, but they clearly can’t read/comprehend the measurements. Aggys, even if it’s fool-proof, they can still fuck it up. Case in point the post shown below. It’s their milieu.  

…and this. 

It’s hard for Aggy to win there too. Doesn’t this make our record at Kyle Field 6-2 in our last 8? Keep twirling those towels, the breeze feels nice. 🤘🏼
 

 

 

 

 

 

And 22-17 all time. (56.4%)

Edited 6 hours ago by Armybrat

[TreatyOak 16,746]

Every time I think I've hit the bottom today on TexAgs, they surprise me:

Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH

For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.

If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

[NBHorn7 176]

4 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Let's see how they feel when are playing a November game in East Lansing in a blizzard, to get into a meaningless bowl game. I'm sure they can sell that to top recruits.

[OU Sucks 9,074]

New Graham article whining about the officiating. Like clockwork:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-football-fans-anger-directed-at-playcalling-officiating-in-loss-to-texas

[markstanco 12,651]

Sorry for posting so much today, but you really can't believe the stuff they post on TexAgs:
 
12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint
343 Views | 10 Replies | Last: 7 sec ago by HoustonAggie427   1. Elite Recruiting: Sign Top-5 classes annually, focusing on physically dominant players and building depth across all positions.

2. Quarterback Play: Land and develop a star QB.

3. Dominate the Trenches: Build elite offensive and defensive lines with size, strength, and athleticism, having depth to sustain performance throughout the season.

4. NIL Strategy: Use NIL effectively to recruit and retain top talent.

5. Player Development: Emphasis on hiring elite position coaches who specialize in developing players at every position.

6. Win SEC Matchups: Beat Alabama, LSU, and other top programs in key games.

7. Lockdown Defense: Build a defense that thrives in big games, leveraging size, strength, and depth to dominate opponents.

8. Minimize Mistakes: create a football culture which reduces turnovers and penalties.

10. Injury Prevention: Keep players healthy throughout the season by managing the workload of a deep roster.

11. Fan Support: Leverage the passion of the 12th Man.

12. Close Strong in November: Peak at the right time for the playoff push with a deep, resilient team.

Easy peasy, Japanesy. Sounds like a unique way to win some games.

[demos 3,017]

Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

[General Specific 3,340]

Let's review how Bjork's championship genius plan is working:

However, the most instructive activity Bjork and his team undertook, as he recounted Monday, was a research project that studied how national champions in the SEC are built. 

"The more you look at it, the simpler it gets." Bjork said. "The majority of the winners have these things in common:"
A defensive-minded head coach (CHECK)
A championship-level culture (NO CHECK)
Recruit and acquire elite NFL-type talent (NO CHECK)
Play great offense (NO CHECK)
Score a lot of points with a high-level quarterback (NO CHECK)

[taybo20 2,963]

 

the most derp looking fuck

[bad_teammate 13,298]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

 

the most derp looking fuck

He's makin' 'em at night

[Brisketexan 105,567]

Every time I think I've hit the bottom today on TexAgs, they surprise me:

Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

That’s…oddly specific.

Also….go on….

[Born to Run 6,581]

24 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Every time I think I've hit the bottom today on TexAgs, they surprise me:

Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH

For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.

If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

Pretty open minded of an Ag to reveal his weird sexual fetishes. No shame, let your freak flag fly!

[Scholz 12,027]

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

 

the most derp looking fuck

Elko Fudd

[General Specific 3,340]

Elmo Fudd, as aggy on texag called him.

[Born to Run 6,581]

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

 

the most derp looking fuck

That's up there with Tom Herman lockedr demo incident.  If someone is that stupid to not see the bad optics of swinging a sledge hammer like a clown, or wearing a mumu to a nationally televised game; what other details are they overlooking?

Edited 6 hours ago by Born to Run

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,607]

 

 

 

[Jersey Man10 3,642]

[Pimphand 6,046]

6 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Elmo Fudd, as aggy on texag called him.

Tickle me Fudd?

[NashLonghorn 296]

38 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Every time I think I've hit the bottom today on TexAgs, they surprise me:

Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH

For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.

If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

Wound tight around the axle of the tractor I see. 😂

[Duane Moore 5,334]

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Elko Fudd

[RDCanecutter 26,550]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Sorry for posting so much today, but you really can't believe the stuff they post on TexAgs:

 

12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint

343 Views | 10 Replies | Last: 7 sec ago by HoustonAggie427

 

1. Elite Recruiting: Sign Top-5 classes annually, focusing on physically dominant players and building depth across all positions.

2. Quarterback Play: Land and develop a star QB.

3. Dominate the Trenches: Build elite offensive and defensive lines with size, strength, and athleticism, having depth to sustain performance throughout the season.

4. NIL Strategy: Use NIL effectively to recruit and retain top talent.

5. Player Development: Emphasis on hiring elite position coaches who specialize in developing players at every position.

6. Win SEC Matchups: Beat Alabama, LSU, and other top programs in key games.

7. Lockdown Defense: Build a defense that thrives in big games, leveraging size, strength, and depth to dominate opponents.

8. Minimize Mistakes: create a football culture which reduces turnovers and penalties.

10. Injury Prevention: Keep players healthy throughout the season by managing the workload of a deep roster.

11. Fan Support: Leverage the passion of the 12th Man.

12. Close Strong in November: Peak at the right time for the playoff push with a deep, resilient team.

Reminds me of my path to being a millionaire in one year via drawing simple $5 cartoons.

800 drawings a day = 4,000 bucks/day, 20,000 per 5-day week.

Put in 50 steady weeks, done, take a Christmas break.

Don't see why I couldn't start my own elite football school while I'm at it.

[jTower 246]

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And 22-17 all time. (56.4%)

aggy SEC home winning percentage:  .525

Advantage aggy???

[83Horn 1,656]

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Sorry for posting so much today, but you really can't believe the stuff they post on TexAgs:

 

12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint

343 Views | 10 Replies | Last: 7 sec ago by HoustonAggie427

 

1. Elite Recruiting: Sign Top-5 classes annually, focusing on physically dominant players and building depth across all positions.

2. Quarterback Play: Land and develop a star QB.

3. Dominate the Trenches: Build elite offensive and defensive lines with size, strength, and athleticism, having depth to sustain performance throughout the season.

4. NIL Strategy: Use NIL effectively to recruit and retain top talent.

5. Player Development: Emphasis on hiring elite position coaches who specialize in developing players at every position.

6. Win SEC Matchups: Beat Alabama, LSU, and other top programs in key games.

7. Lockdown Defense: Build a defense that thrives in big games, leveraging size, strength, and depth to dominate opponents.

8. Minimize Mistakes: create a football culture which reduces turnovers and penalties.

10. Injury Prevention: Keep players healthy throughout the season by managing the workload of a deep roster.

11. Fan Support: Leverage the passion of the 12th Man.

12. Close Strong in November: Peak at the right time for the playoff push with a deep, resilient team.

So, in other words, be more like Texas.

[Jersey Man10 3,642]

[Elmer_Fudd 22,602]

15 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

[TrashMaster G 17,714]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

This guy really knows ball.

Hey, Looch! We know you're reading this! What do you have to say for yourself, you fucking pinhead?

[Leanderman 2,314]

How The Elk hid his sorrow after getting beaten in this game.

[Iceman 2,794]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Every time I think I've hit the bottom today on TexAgs, they surprise me:

Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH

For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.

If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

He belongs on the Texas sideline as much or more than the fucking milkmen, nutgrabbers, or Lassie do on the aggy sidelines. Every team has guests. MM is a fucking UT grad who promotes the fuck out of his alma-mater.  Besides natural rivalrous hate, why the fuck would aggy even care?

Just because he isn’t weird AF, aggy objects, I guess. 

[DFW Horn 6,505]

46 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Elko Fudd

[SubliminalHorn 6,824]

McConnaugha-gay? Really? They are fucking obsessed with homosexuality 

[TrashMaster G 17,714]

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

McConnaugha-gay? Really? They are fucking obsessed with homosexuality 

Just look at the milkmen on their sideline.

[Tex Pete 20,929]

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

McConnaugha-gay? Really? They are fucking obsessed with homosexuality 

You should hear what they say about you. 😵

Edited 5 hours ago by Tex Pete

[Beau Vine 54,823]

[Beau Vine 54,823]

 

[Murfdogg21 4,480]

1 hour ago, Scuba Saba said:

Assume atm did cut tail and join another conference, what's to prevent UT from sponsoring it's practice squad as a new member of the conference. They would invite us in a minute. 

They can change the song lyrics to “Saw junior varsity’s horns off”

[Bookman 4,720]

6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Sorry for posting so much today, but you really can't believe the stuff they post on TexAgs:

 

12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint

343 Views | 10 Replies | Last: 7 sec ago by HoustonAggie427

 

1. Elite Recruiting: Sign Top-5 classes annually, focusing on physically dominant players and building depth across all positions.

2. Quarterback Play: Land and develop a star QB.

3. Dominate the Trenches: Build elite offensive and defensive lines with size, strength, and athleticism, having depth to sustain performance throughout the season.

4. NIL Strategy: Use NIL effectively to recruit and retain top talent.

5. Player Development: Emphasis on hiring elite position coaches who specialize in developing players at every position.

6. Win SEC Matchups: Beat Alabama, LSU, and other top programs in key games.

7. Lockdown Defense: Build a defense that thrives in big games, leveraging size, strength, and depth to dominate opponents.

8. Minimize Mistakes: create a football culture which reduces turnovers and penalties.

10. Injury Prevention: Keep players healthy throughout the season by managing the workload of a deep roster.

11. Fan Support: Leverage the passion of the 12th Man.

12. Close Strong in November: Peak at the right time for the playoff push with a deep, resilient team.

Uh oh they figured it out. We're fucked. 

[bad_teammate 13,298]

Can't wait for Jimbo-led WVU to face Elko-led A&M in the Who-Gives-A-Shit-Bowl in 2025.

[C-Man 27,345]

New Graham article whining about the officiating. Like clockwork:

https://gigemgazette.com/texas-a-m-football-fans-anger-directed-at-playcalling-officiating-in-loss-to-texas

Have his rankings come out yet?

[UTEE97 3,760]

 

 

[Bookman 4,720]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

They say that Kyle Field is very hard to win in.  And yet A&M, who plays in Kyle more than anybody, has won barely 50% of their conference games in Kyle field since joining the SEC, proving the idea that it's a hard place to win in very, very wrong. 

Or very, very right, depending on how you look at it. 

[OU Sucks 9,074]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Have his rankings come out yet?

Don't think so. I think he abandoned the power rankings last week instead of having to put Texas ahead of aggy, because he's a huge pussy:
https://gigemgazette.com/author/gharmon/

[TreatyOak 16,746]

38 minutes ago, Iceman said:

He belongs on the Texas sideline as much or more than the fucking milkmen, nutgrabbers, or Lassie do on the aggy sidelines. Every team has guests. MM is a fucking UT grad who promotes the fuck out of his alma-mater.  Besides natural rivalrous hate, why the fuck would aggy even care?

Just because he isn’t weird AF, aggy objects, I guess. 

To be fair, a lot of posters on Texags said the same thing and made fun of the post. 

[6th Street 6,568]

[Horn Dogg 4,171]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Them some miserable bastards LOL!

[InkaUtexas 26,340]

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

[Bookman 4,720]

5 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Them some miserable bastards LOL!

These Aggie tears hit different. The more I drink the more I want.

[Scholz 12,027]

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

These Aggie tears hit different. The more I drink the more I want.

Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

[HtownHorn 14,911]

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

"our" doing a lot of work in that 1st point.

[NAVY 6,834]

17 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Can't wait for Jimbo-led WVU to face Elko-led A&M in the Who-Gives-A-Shit-Bowl in 2025.

Is that a conflict of interest? Getting paid by both teams…