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Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

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10 hours ago, VoteforHank said:

I love the Aggie tears and the general depression overall on the maroon, comedy channel i.e, TexAgs. What is shocking to me is that they one hundred percent thought that they had a prayer of winning this game. Those fucktard‘s actually thought that the fans in the stands were going to get them this win.  That cult is insane. 

9 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I think it was reasonable to think they had a chance. What wasnt reasonable was the blind confidence that they were going to destroy us. And after the first half it was abundantly apparent that they were gonna lose in convincing fashion. 

win or lose in atlanta, the sec myth has been broken, and with it aggy identity has been shattered in to a thousand pieces

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17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

Maybe he misunderstood when Elko said they need to score. 

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Well, you have to like the Longhorn sense of humor!

SEC!  SEC!  SEC! 

The Aggies used to chant that as if they were something other than a cog in the wheel.  Exactly what they ran away from, came to their house, and crushed... the now 13 year dream of playing in the SEC championship. 

Texas is like the cool neighbor that screwed your soon to be wife 13 years ago.  Then last night, you caught that mofo banging your mom, while she screamed SEC...SEC...SEC! 

Texas cheers and Aggie Tears, who is to tell which is sweeter?

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6 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Surely Aggy top brass isn't dumb enough to leave for the big10 , they'd probably become the new Nebraska 

And they would never fucking live it down

I would absolutely help them pack 

over the last dozen years they've shown their ass to the world so their options are fairly limited

the b1g will laugh heartily

the acc might trade them for florida state straight up

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1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

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New stadium? All they did was buy a new propane tank, flip the tires so the white walls faced out, and move the sewage hose from the yard to the storm drain. 

Same piece of shit it always was except now they can't play loud music for fear of collapse. 

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12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

over the last dozen years they've shown their ass to the world so their options are fairly limited

the b1g will laugh heartily

the acc might trade them for florida state straight up

The ACC would be crazy to make that trade straight up.   The SEC should at least throw in Kentucky to even it out.

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As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.

Tis the season 

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As we head into the heart of the holiday season, it warms my cold heart to think about how miserable aggy will be with each successive horn victory. With a nice run, we can fuck up their entire calendar until the end of January. And that's really the essence of this festive time of year.

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10 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Much like UGA in the 2019 Sugar Bowl, aggy just didn't want to be there.

I always found this "they didn't want to be there " shtick to be retarded. They claim they didn't want to be there because they wanted to be in the playoffs, yet they had only made the playoffs ONCE, the year before. If it were Bama, sure, but a team who had only been there once the year before, I don't buy it. They just got physically dominated. It's not like they weren't playing their starters. We just fucked them up and they made that pathetic excuse. 

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the most derp looking fuck

Why doesn’t their AD say something? He’s the face of a multimillion dollar program. Yea, many coaches wear hoodies game day, but his pregame attire on CGD Saturday morning was unacceptable. Buy a suit for when you are on national TV for 3-4 minutes.
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14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I always found this "they didn't want to be there " shtick to be retarded. They claim they didn't want to be there because they wanted to be in the playoffs, yet they had only made the playoffs ONCE, the year before. If it were Bama, sure, but a team who had only been there once the year before, I don't buy it. They just got physically dominated. It's not like they weren't playing their starters. We just fucked them up and they made that pathetic excuse. 

Same as it ever was

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9 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Why doesn’t their AD say something? He’s the face of a multimillion dollar program. Yea, many coaches wear hoodies game day, but his pregame attire on CGD Saturday morning was unacceptable. Buy a suit for when you are on national TV for 3-4 minutes.

Thornton Melon hasn’t opened a suit store in College Station yet 

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Thanks everyone, for tuning in to LET'S MOVE THE GOALPOSTS!

Our first statement is as follows: 

"Texas won't be able to compete against the SEC teams in college football's most elite conference! 

NOW, LET'S MOOOOOOOVE THE GOOOAALLLPOST!

Actually, Texas had an incredibly easy SEC schedule and didn't have to face any good competition within the league!!!!!!!

We have a winner!!!!!

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atm is a cult. They speak in tongues, Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem
Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck!
Need more proof?

You need to google Michael Berry’s lady from Orange, TX’s version of the aggy fight song that was on his 740 AM show. It was years ago that I first heard it, but it’s priceless, especially this weekend.

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3 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Waiting on the obligatory post from imaginary Texas fan about the best fan/game day experience ever in College Station. 

My guess is it won't be a Texas fan. Rather, a fan from a different SEC school who has always been wanting to see a game in Pyle Field. Given the huge nature of the rivalry said fan neglected his own team's game, came in with his family. Of course, the "vibe" of the tailgates and the open arms of all aggie kind, "swayed" them away from pulling for Texas (which they were at the start). Then during the game the amazing piped in crowd noise and cult cheers amazed said "fan of other school". Said "fan of other school" also found himself agreeing with aggie on some questionable calls and the the stupidity of Matthew McConaughey being on the sideline.

In the end, "fan from other school" still love "other school" but acknowledges that aggie turdition and school spirit eclipses his own team.

That's the script. It's coming. I'll throw a Dart and guess it's an Ole Miss fan. 

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