Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Js1 85760]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Nor should he because their coach would never go there. He shops at academy exclusively.

He looks like he shops at the gift shop at the Dixie Chicken 

[DaysOff 8006]

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

 

 

He has terrible insulin resistance. I hope he gets help.

[Deej 77177]

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

He has terrible insulin resistance. I hope he gets help.

I hope he doesn't.

[South Austin 52696]

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

He's aging like Wilford Brimley.  

[Armybrat 41001]

14 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't anyone catch the replay where Simmons was called for the personal foul? Apparently, the aggy OL was on top of him dry humping across the aggy field before our other players came over to save him from the sexual assault.

 

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh, this is what they mean by G.R.I.N.D.

WTF?

And our player was flagged?

[UThomas 33]

I think that was a different play.  Looked like both were grabbing each others facemasks on the other one, blocking waaaaaaay down field away from the play.  The flagged play Simmons had his helmet off...

[Gatorubet 30411]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

That's the script. It's coming. I'll throw a Dart and guess it's an Ole Miss fan. 

ISWYDT

[Blotto 23705]

A&Ms last physically fit coach?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514765

Has potential, but I assume the mods will shut it down for fat shaming the Elk. 

Quote

We have a 350 pound morbidly obese coach who's vibe is "I just took first place in the Rib Eating Contest for the 3rd year in a row at the county fair". Those 5XL moo-moo shirts look like B52 parachutes.

 

[nnm 36918]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

My guess is it won't be a Texas fan. Rather, a fan from a different SEC school who has always been wanting to see a game in Pyle Field. Given the huge nature of the rivalry said fan neglected his own team's game, came in with his family. Of course, the "vibe" of the tailgates and the open arms of all aggie kind, "swayed" them away from pulling for Texas (which they were at the start). Then during the game the amazing piped in crowd noise and cult cheers amazed said "fan of other school". Said "fan of other school" also found himself agreeing with aggie on some questionable calls and the the stupidity of Matthew McConaughey being on the sideline.

In the end, "fan from other school" still love "other school" but acknowledges that aggie turdition and school spirit eclipses his own team.

That's the script. It's coming. I'll throw a Dart and guess it's an Ole Miss fan. 

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21283]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

[gofuckyourself 8684]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

 

 

It's not even the massive discrepancy between physical appearance and actual age that is most mind-bottling ... though that certainly is.

It's that he somehow raises the bar from the near perfect dipshit looking physical representation of aggy that was Jimbo.

Elko's slack-jawed, vacant-eyed permanently bewildered appearance is so appropriate for aggy.

Along of course with the comically rotund physical appearance that represents a coma victim's level of physical activity.

If said coma victim was getting sausage gravy delivered directly to them via IV. 

[Pig Bellmont 8755]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That guy is 47 years old. 

 

 

This is the most shocking thing I’ve read

[B00M 6584]

6 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

If said coma victim was getting sausage gravy delivered directly to them via IV. 

[PTINS 3486]

16 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

Thank you!!! I've been waiting for the before "bravado" to the after "oh shit!"

15 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Is this the McKinney who got the goal post at TTech?

[Bill Lumbergh 7249]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

I edited a...different version: 

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns believing Texas would win.

I’m new to the SEC, and this was my first time experiencing a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came up to be at this game, I couldn’t pass it up.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the energy of the Aggie community. The stadium atmosphere was unique, unlike anything we had ever seen.

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing.  But I was most impressed by the hospitality I experienced in your stadium.  Every time I approached a crowd of Aggies (and it was crowded in that stadium that night!) they politely cleared the way and let me pass through.  I quickly understood why Aggies have a much deserved reputation for Southern hospitality. I've never seen anything like it.

I can assure you that I will never forget my first visit to Aggieland and Kyle Field, and I look forward to welcoming those kind, accommodating Aggies to visit us in the future.

Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly "special" in College Station.

- Quintrevion Wisner

[nnm 36918]

 

[Deej 77177]

34 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

sausage gravy delivered directly...via IV

[nnm 36918]

 

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

On 11/29/2024 at 6:05 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

stoopid sips leaving off meat judging and quidditch. 

 

 

[Beau Vine 54878]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Elko's slack-jawed, vacant-eyed permanently bewildered appearance is so appropriate for aggy.

[Tex Pete 20970]

43 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I’m not sure Zuhn saw Hill Saturday. If he did, he didn’t do anything about it. 
 

Imagine an aggy with an alligator mouth and a canary ass. We’ve never seen this before. 

Edited 4 hours ago by Tex Pete

[TrashMaster G 17733]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

Fake. No mention of getting lost and getting directions.

[F250 28945]

16 hours ago, 6th Street said:

[SHOOTER12 8853]

15 hours ago, C-Man said:

That needs to morph into Elko.

[66BUFF 2577]

34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

On 12/1/2024 at 3:45 AM, TexLonghorn said:

This is Texas A&M:

ESPN's website has a "Win Probability" graph for each game that tracks both teams' chance of winning the game as it plays out.  In last week's aggy @ Auburn game, aggy hit a 100% chance of winning when they took the lead 38 to 31 in OT.  100%.  And then?  They lost.  aggy lost a game they had a 100% chance of winning.  That is Texas A&M.

 

Live shot of ESPN analytics guys doing statistical analysis stuff: 

 

[Beau Vine 54878]

[Duane Moore 5359]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

A&Ms last physically fit coach?

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3514765

Has potential, but I assume the mods will shut it down for fat shaming the Elk. 

 

Yep

[Navin R. Johnson 767]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

I think that’s Trey Moore 

[Dennis Taylor 19051]

19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Every time I think I've hit the bottom today on TexAgs, they surprise me:

Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH

For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.

If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

Oddly specific.  He's obviously given that a whole lot of thought.  I'm guessing poster is a overweight, heavily tattooed dominatrix on the weekends 

[TreatyOak 16779]

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Oddly specific.  He's obviously given that a whole lot of thought.  I'm guessing poster is a overweight, heavily tattooed dominatrix on the weekends 

I also find this line intriguing:

"Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded."

I guess I wasn't aware that A&M had to approve who gets to stand on the Texas sidelines. 

[Lou_Sassle 2942]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Ol Homer Simpson looking ass

[Hagbard Celine 10996]

22 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I was starting to think he was a troll until last week when he didn't post weekly rankings. He was clearly worried about how thing were going to play out. Otherwise, why not post them?

*THEY* are a troll using this poor sap's real-life persona

the complexity and "in-depth" fabrication of rationale is beyond someone with "graham's" background at "graham's" age

the volume of edited content also does not correlate with a single individual

finally, this search must produce a single result showing "Pat" speaking in the same manner and style as the articles published on 247 under "his" nom de pleume:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query="graham+harmon"+ 247

Edited 2 hours ago by Hagbard Celine

[Jiggy-Z 3467]

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's not even the massive discrepancy between physical appearance and actual age that is most mind-bottling ... though that certainly is.

It's that he somehow raises the bar from the near perfect dipshit looking physical representation of aggy that was Jimbo.

Elko's slack-jawed, vacant-eyed permanently bewildered appearance is so appropriate for aggy.

Along of course with the comically rotund physical appearance that represents a coma victim's level of physical activity.

If said coma victim was getting sausage gravy delivered directly to them via IV. 

Elko is actually competent as a coach and runs a refreshingly honest post game presser with his responses.

I'm not sure if he has the mindset to be a ceo head coach type, but appearances aside, he is definitely not a yokel.

Losing 50lbs of that gut will go along way for him when seeking his next job in a couple of years.

[Hagbard Celine 10996]

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

.https://footballscoop.com/news/under-mike-elko-texas-a-m-is-going-to-take-the-stairs

"Elko's return is interesting because it's equal parts a fast-track hire and a slow-burn hire. He was the defensive coordinator when A&M recruited its record-breaking 2022 recruiting class, who now enters its junior season in 2024."

search sucks - can someone repost the ctj rundown on the 2022 class that he posted earlier this year?  i'm thinking june?  @closetojumping do you have this handy? or do you remember the % of the 22 class that was already gone before august camp this year?

[DigglerontheHoof 21283]

47 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Elko is actually competent as a coach and runs a refreshingly honest post game presser with his responses.

I'm not sure if he has the mindset to be a ceo head coach type, but appearances aside, he is definitely not a yokel.

Losing 50lbs of that gut will go along way for him when seeking his next job in a couple of years.

I don't disagree.  Unfortunately for him, he has that Eli Manning "dumb face" that he can't help.  

Losing weight would definitely help his image. 

[tbone_ 14259]

Has looch or that little dildo that posts the power rankings vomited out their spin yet?

[Dennis Taylor 19051]

10 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Has looch or that little dildo that posts the power rankings vomited out their spin yet?

I'm impatiently waiting to be able to read about Texas is #6 in the SEC now. 

[GreenspointTexas 9870]

Malik Jefferson vs Stephen McGee

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5138]

16 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why doesn’t their AD say something? He’s the face of a multimillion dollar program. Yea, many coaches wear hoodies game day, but his pregame attire on CGD Saturday morning was unacceptable. Buy a suit for when you are on national TV for 3-4 minutes.

Someone has to have gotten a screen cap of the couple times something good happened for them he had the sleeves pulled down and was gripping them in his big sweaty hands, made him look even more unkempt than just wearing that shirt.  It was 4 sizes too big for the arms, but somehow 2 sizes too small for that gut.

 

4 hours ago, UThomas said:

I think that was a different play.  Looked like both were grabbing each others facemasks on the other one, blocking waaaaaaay down field away from the play.  The flagged play Simmons had his helmet off...

Yeah the one where we got flagged was on a play where our guy got his helmet ripped off by aggy.  That was some bullshit.

Also, I'm still waiting for someone to post the audio/video of Elko calling out how his lines got annihilated.  

[NYBevo 1700]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NPD2-gwsvpc

[closetojumping 63163]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

search sucks - can someone repost the ctj rundown on the 2022 class that he posted earlier this year?  i'm thinking june?  @closetojumping do you have this handy? or do you remember the % of the 22 class that was already gone before august camp this year?

It's in the aggie 2025 recruiting thread somewhere. Going into the season, I think it was like 50% of the class was still there. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5138]

LOL "Texas is a really good football team." That's the opening.  I can't get enough of these tears!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9435]

Has looch or that little dildo that posts the power rankings vomited out their spin yet?

Pat lookalike Graham Harmon ain't gonna post an SEC power ranking this week. He's holding out hope that Georgia beats us in the CCG so he can then post a final season ranking. In that scenario Georgia will be the clear #1 and he'll rank Texas somewhere around 6 or 7, claim our season was a fluke/result of a week schedule, etc. He'll rank aggy one spot behind us but claim they've got momentum & better positioned for long term success in the SECX3.

Even if Texas mudholes UGA this weekend, he'll still list Georgia as #1 since we'd have split with them. Texas would be an overrated #2 in this scenario.

TL;DR he's a little troll searching for clicks.

[Vic Mackey 47311]

[AP101S 1480]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

search sucks - can someone repost the ctj rundown on the 2022 class that he posted earlier this year?  i'm thinking june?  @closetojumping do you have this handy? or do you remember the % of the 22 class that was already gone before august camp this year?

@closetojumping already answered this (50%), but here are some details. This link (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit?gid=1682239859#gid=1682239859) has an Aggie by Class tab which lists every signee since 2017 and where they ended their careers. There's also a Texas by Class tab. 16 of 32 signees from 2022 are no longer on the A&M roster.

[BurntEyes 6072]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

I don’t have a poster account at TexAgs, but here’s the text for someone to post there:

Subject: Thank You, Aggies – A Night to Remember at Kyle Field

Howdy, Aggies!

I’m not a Texas fan, but I’ll admit I came into Saturday night’s game between the Aggies and Longhorns expecting to cheer for the burnt orange. I’m an SEC fan through and through (Hotty Toddy from an Ole Miss Rebel), and I’ve always wanted to experience a game at the legendary Kyle Field. When the opportunity came to see this game, I couldn’t pass it up, even if it meant missing my own Rebels in action.

Let me tell you: it was worth every second.

From the moment my family and I stepped onto campus, we were blown away by the hospitality and energy of the Aggie community. The tailgates were unlike anything we’ve ever seen—every tent seemed to welcome us with open arms, good food, and good conversation. Somewhere along the way, my family and I found ourselves being “swayed” (pun intended) away from Texas and firmly into the Aggie camp. The spirit of the 12th Man is infectious, and by the time we headed into the stadium, we were all yelling “Gig ’em!”

The experience inside Kyle Field was on another level. The crowd noise, the cheers, the precision of your traditions—it was absolutely mesmerizing. And the sheer unity of the 12th Man made me wonder why the rest of us in the SEC can’t get it together quite like y’all do. I even found myself nodding along with some Aggies on a few questionable calls (don’t get me started on the officiating!) and laughing at how absurd Matthew McConaughey looked trying to hype up the Longhorns from the sideline.

In the end, while my heart still belongs to Ole Miss, I have to tip my hat to Texas A&M. Your school spirit, traditions, and game-day environment truly eclipse anything I’ve seen before. Thank you for the unforgettable experience, Aggie family. Y’all have something incredibly special in College Station, and I feel lucky to have been a part of it, even for one night.

Gig ’em,

An SEC Rebel (but now, an Aggie fan at heart—for at least one night)

 

Spot fucking on

[PvilleStang 2924]

Yo, Elko...

 

[Baconboy 135]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm impatiently waiting to be able to read about Texas is #6 in the SEC now. 

You clearly don’t know much about football if you can’t understand why success rate is far more important than win/loss record when ranking teams.

Edited 1 minute ago by Baconboy