Tell Me About Texas a&m

[NWAustinDude 2266]

Thanks for the memories Connor

[Beau Vine 55615]

Has anyone heard if Weigman will portal or stay at aggy?

[Horn Dogg 4260]

36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

SIAP 

He probably saw that midnight yell clip and said “I’m gettin’ da’ fuck up outta here”

[TreatyOak 17001]

[SurlyBDR 23015]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Has anyone heard if Weigman will portal or stay at aggy?

[Horn Dogg 4260]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Name a QB that hasn't done better after transferring

Casey Thompson

[F250 29121]

Like other aggy qb transfers. Weigman is going on to a bigger and better life.

[Pimphand 6228]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Casey Thompson

From A&M was the implication

[Gidnik 3459]

 

[F250 29121]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

WTF?

 

Elko has a habit of shoving his head into cooking chambers and devouring entire cooked meats meant for a family. While on vacation in Hawaii, he actually shoved his face into an Imu at a Luau and devoured 2/3 of a hog.

Edited December 4 by F250

[Horn Dogg 4260]

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

From A&M was the implication

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

[Your Mom 4940]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

Nah bruh… nah.. nah nah…

But maybe he’d make a decent tight end. 

Edited December 4 by Your Mom

[Beau Vine 55615]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Name a QB that hasn't done better after transferring

Does Tater Tot count?

[TexMexBuddha 994]

My high school biology teacher had a sign on his supply closet that said "Staph Only."  Mr. Bissett holla!!

McCallum grad holla!

[F250 29121]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Does Tater Tot count?

No, he never made it to campus and his decommitment caused an aggy grease fire with that recruiting class.

[Beau Vine 55615]

35 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

 

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The most important thing to know about Texas A&M Aggies left tackle Trey Zuhn is that he’s full Aggy.

The term employed to describe full cultists is offensive enough to spark a strange, barely-comprehensible post from a site that would be better known as Aggy Wire and fully describes Zuhn, a third-generation Aggie who was brainwashed from a young age.

That means the typical obsessive behavior of Texas Longhorns-hating rivals — think anything that Danny Stutsman ever does — like buying a photo of a Longhorn and hanging it upside down in his room.

And even more extreme behavior like Zuhn described at SEC Media Days in July — going into stores with his family and turning Texas gear upside down, true multigenerational weirdness.

Between that appearance in Dallas and a media availability this week during which Zuhn delivered some tepid bulletin-board material about Texas linebacker Anthony Hill and said that he felt bad for the environment the Longhorns were going to experience at Kyle Field (Gunnar Helm had some post-game thoughts on that), A&M’s starting left tackle made clear that Saturday was going to be a defining moment for him.

“I was born and raised an Aggie, so I’ve been dreaming about playing in this game my whole life,” Zuhn said.

Zuhn even narrated the pre-game hype video.

Let’s check on how that went for him on Saturday.

Maybe it doesn’t look so bad as a still.

Maybe things went better for Zuhn trying to block Texas defensive tackle Alfred Collins on the game’s defining play on the goal line.

Zuhn was given a 46.9 run-blocking grade by Pro Football Focus, the lowest of the three-year starter’s career, and was called for a holding penalty on the drive that ended in the goal-line stop by Texas. At least he recovered a fumble by quarterback Marcel Reed?

Having advanced past the “find out” portion of the proceedings, Zuhn now knows what it feels like to be truly Aggy — living with Battered Aggie Syndrome, which is in fact not a thing of the past, and for which there is no cure.

 

Edited December 4 by Beau Vine

[I Plead Da Fif 361]

Holy shit they went in on Trey. Almost a little too far. “I feel bad for him” haha

[Pimphand 6228]

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Does Tater Tot count?

Tathan really was on the path to being the ultimate Ag.. Not sure what Urban Meyer was thinking there.

[TXUT 134]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

WTF?

 

Remember, he is 47 years young. It’s a reminder of what diet and exercise can do as you age to keep you looking young. Keep up the good work, Mikey!

[WBT 20831]

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Does Tater Tot count?

ass, my dude

[nnm 37457]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

SIAP 

Tried to find Liucci’s “Conner Weigman is that guy” tweet/quote. I didn’t find that one, but did find this:

https://www.rivalrypro.com/game-time/texas-am-vs-new-mexico-3-things-we-loved-and-3-we-didnt
 

What I loved:
1) Connor Weigman
Weigman is that guy. He's the present and future of the Aggies. He looked poised, decisive, and accurate, with an arm capable of making every throw that the offense needed. Through six games as a starter, he's 91/155 passing (58.7%) for 13 touchdowns and no picks, and that's including the 14/36 outing against Auburn last year, where the entire offense was in peak disaster form. The accuracy will improve this year, and if Weigman can up that completion percentage to around the 70% mark, this offense will be one of the best in the country

Edited December 4 by nnm

[Al Czervik 1255]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

14 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dear diary,
 

And that guy, was none other than Albert Einstein

I was thinking Frank Stallone. 

[Magus Ossis 2984]

11 hours ago, TexasEd said:

My 10th grader told me a joke yesterday:

Q: What do Texas and Texas A&M students have in common?

A: They both applied to Texas

Other shared characteristics:

1) Neither can explain to outsiders the logic behind aggy turditions

2) Both schools having winning records at Kyle Field

3) They have November symmetry: aggy didn't beat an FBS opponent this November, and Texas didn't lose to one.

4) Both aggy and Longhorn faithful were overjoyed when A&M hired Fisher as HFBC

5) Both schools helped Duke with QB/HFBC transfers this year 

6) Both schools have fight songs about The University of Texas

[closetohumping 17701]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20798]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Like other aggy qb transfers. Weigman is going on to a bigger and better life.

He'll be at Clemson in two years and throw for 1,920 yards, a 72.5% completion rate, 8.1 yards per attempt, and have a 155.0 QB rating. 

Edited December 4 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Valmy77 13550]

Hire Sark away from us? Aren't they still paying Jimbo?

[Beau Vine 55615]

My favorite part of this play is the end, where Zuhn runs over to Daniels for no apparent reason, and then walks over to pick up the ball as it's rolling around next to Daniels, who is also rolling around on the ground.  

I assume that he decided that he needed to do something productive after getting shoved two full yards into the backfield by AC.

[Beau Vine 55615]

12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He'll be at Clemson in two years and throw for 1,920 yards, a 72.5% completion rate, 8.1 yards per attempt, and have a 155.0 QB rating. 

Dabo's first portal?

[jimmyjazz 46755]

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1) Connor Weigman
Weigman is that guy. He's the present and future of the Aggies. He looked poised, decisive, and accurate, with an arm capable of making every throw that the offense needed. Through six games as a starter, he's 91/155 passing (58.7%) for 13 touchdowns and no picks, and that's including the 14/36 outing against Auburn last year, where the entire offense was in peak disaster form. The accuracy will improve this year, and if Weigman can up that completion percentage to around the 70% mark, this offense will be one of the best in the country

Conner got close.  He didn't quite hit 70%, but he's a solid 56.1% on the year.

[Hizzaz Mahdoud 206]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Does Tater Tot count?

I owe my entire existence to Tater.

[tx ind 7036]

12 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

My C8 wants to neg you.

Is it leased?

[Deej 77478]

2 hours ago, TXUT said:

Remember, he is 47 years young. It’s a reminder of what diet and exercise can do as you age to keep you looking young. Keep up the good work, Mikey!

It looks like he dunks for donuts out of a fryer. 

[mchookem 16683]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Other shared characteristics:

1) Neither can explain to outsiders the logic behind aggy turditions

2) Both schools having winning records at Kyle Field

3) They have November symmetry: aggy didn't beat an FBS opponent this November, and Texas didn't lose to one.

4) Both aggy and Longhorn faithful were overjoyed when A&M hired Fisher as HFBC

5) Both schools helped Duke with QB/HFBC transfers this year 

6) Both schools have fight songs about The University of Texas

[Doctor of Neighborhood 439]

4 hours ago, F250 said:

Elko has a habit of shoving his head into cooking chambers and devouring entire cooked meats meant for a family. While on vacation in Hawaii, he actually shoved his face into an Imu at a Luau and devoured 2/3 of a hog.

And who judged that meat safe for in-oven consumption?  That’s right …

 

[Longboard Horn 41264]

[closetohumping 17701]

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Hire Sark away from us? Aren't they still paying Jimbo?

Make jimbo the OC. Elko the dc

[Alien Octopus 617]

7 hours ago, tx ind said:

Is it leased?

Nah, ordered it in 2018 for cash. Covid delayed it a few times and cancelled my museum pick up. Do you lease cars? Trying to lease two Lucids for the company. 

[bad_teammate 13447]

10 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

We should lure Connor to Texas and have him backup Arch all year.  Then let him start against aggy and rip them a new asshole.

If I didn't love what we already have on campus and what we're bringing in, I'd be unironically advocating the NBRP: The Nah-Bruh Reclamation Program. Drug testing, tight nutritional control, Bennie-Wylie-approved workouts, bring in local magicians for sleight-of-hand immersion therapy.

[nnm 37457]

20 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

If I didn't love what we already have on campus and what we're bringing in, I'd be unironically advocating the NBRP: The Nah-Bruh Reclamation Program. Drug testing, tight nutritional control, Bennie-Wylie-approved workouts, bring in local magicians for sleight-of-hand immersion therapy.

[lilMAC25 3950]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

Tried to find Liucci’s “Conner Weigman is that guy” tweet/quote. I didn’t find that one, but did find this:

https://www.rivalrypro.com/game-time/texas-am-vs-new-mexico-3-things-we-loved-and-3-we-didnt
 

What I loved:
1) Connor Weigman
Weigman is that guy. He's the present and future of the Aggies. He looked poised, decisive, and accurate, with an arm capable of making every throw that the offense needed. Through six games as a starter, he's 91/155 passing (58.7%) for 13 touchdowns and no picks, and that's including the 14/36 outing against Auburn last year, where the entire offense was in peak disaster form. The accuracy will improve this year, and if Weigman can up that completion percentage to around the 70% mark, this offense will be one of the best in the country

87% sure it was a tweet after the Miami loss last year.

[Bill Brasky 1612]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

WTF?

 

he looks like he was bobbing for apples french fries at McDonalds 

[CosmoDog 357]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Make jimbo the OC. Elko the dc

Wouldn’t work. They’d be fighting over DLs.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20798]

Shamelessly stolen from TexAgs:


Since our Big XII Title in 1998:

Number of seasons with better than an 8-4 record:

Slocum: 0 / 4
Fran: 1 / 5
Sherman: 1 / 4
Sumlin: 1 / 6
Fisher: 2 / 6
Elko: 0 / 1

5 / 26

21 of 26 seasons have been 8-4 or worse. This is actually unbelievable.

[jimmyjazz 46755]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

21 of 26 seasons have been 8-4 or worse. This is actually unbelievable.

I wouldn't say it's unbelievable, Bob.

[utee94 16037]

Yup.  It's only unbelievable to people who have strange, unfounded, unrealistic expectations for Texas A&M.

And just think of how many games against FCS schools it took to get there.  Yikes.

[GreenspointTexas 9896]

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yup.  It's only unbelievable to people who have strange, unfounded, unrealistic expectations for Texas A&M.

And just think of how many games against FCS schools it took to get there.  Yikes.

The 2nd part… this ^^^^

[B00M 6694]

17 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

I know this has been posted before, but god damn what solid comedy.

[jimmyjazz 46755]

By my count we won 8 or more games 19 times in that period.

[DigglerontheHoof 21495]

41 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Shamelessly stolen from TexAgs:


Since our Big XII Title in 1998:

Number of seasons with better than an 8-4 record:

Slocum: 0 / 4
Fran: 1 / 5
Sherman: 1 / 4
Sumlin: 1 / 6
Fisher: 2 / 6
Elko: 0 / 1

5 / 26

21 of 26 seasons have been 8-4 or worse. This is actually unbelievable.

When a washed-up Jimbo is your 26-year high mark....and you fired him while owing him $75m.

I mean, damn aggy.

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5145]

50 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Shamelessly stolen from TexAgs:


Since our Big XII Title in 1998:

Number of seasons with better than an 8-4 record:

Slocum: 0 / 4
Fran: 1 / 5
Sherman: 1 / 4
Sumlin: 1 / 6
Fisher: 2 / 6
Elko: 0 / 1

5 / 26

21 of 26 seasons have been 8-4 or worse. This is actually unbelievable.

This is proof that the BOMC doesn’t exist. If it did, no way aggy would get preseason hype every fucking year. Those idiots get way more press than they should for continuous mediocre results, especially with the number of cupcakes they had to play to even attain consistent mediocrity.