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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It’s killing me trying to figure out which Surly poster this is.

Well there's one guy I consistently see heaping praise on the genius of Graham's trolling, and that poster is... @BurntEyes.  So I'm guessing he's gotta be the t-sip behind the ag facade!

 

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53 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Relaxed is the antithesis of aggy.  Instead of a collie, a more appropriate mascot would be a jittery chihuahua that barks and nips impotently at bigger dogs and gets carried around in maroon Dooney & Burke purse by an overweight 45 yr-old woman with a " Proud Aggie Mom" t-shirt.

 

 

Collies herding breed. Generally they are not as high strung as other herders like Border Collies and Australian Shepherds but they're in that group

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Texas A&M football just signed quite the impressive class for F. Dudley Perkins, Andrew Soule and Horace South, C.W. Taylor, H.W. Williams, W. A. Murray, J.E. Platt, Walter Bachman. L.L. Larson, Ned Merriam, Charley Moran, Edwin Harlan, Dana Bible, D.V. Graves, Madison Bell, Homer Norton, Harry Stiteler (I think there's a little relation to Hitler), Raymond George, Paul Bryant, James Myers, Henry Foldberg, Gene Stallings, Emory Bellard, Tom Wilson, Jackie Sherrill, R.C. Slocum, Dennis Franchione, Gary Darnell, Mike Sherman, Tim DeRuyter, Kevin Sumlin, Jeff Banks, Jimbo Fisher (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL), Elijah Robinson, Mike Elko's first year at the helm.

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12 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

That or “my wife has never cooked a day in her life, but we decide to let The Help have the day off for the holiday and this is what she fixed up…and believe you me, this is the best tasting ‘brisket’ I’ve ever had, wink wink”

I'll bet there was a metal turkey pan involved...

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14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I tried to figure out how I might make a brisket look like that, and I can't.  That is some superior shitty cooking.

First you start a brisket.

Then you forget you started a brisket.

Then you leave the forgotten on the heat for three days.

Then you choke on it like a hotshot coach running from competition.

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

We just pulled the #2 DL in the country. I wonder if Graham is going to ammend his latest little tirade.

No of course not...it was "just the one" and we didn't do anything else. We're doomed.

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5 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

This the same guy? Good thing nothing is memorialized and we got receipts

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Hey Graham, we haven't "had to play from behind for really any amount of time" because we've been ahead in most games, you stupid cunt. Imagine twisting "they've been winning in most of their games for most of time" into a negative.

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54 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Hey Graham, we haven't "had to play from behind for really any amount of time" because we've been ahead in most games, you stupid cunt. Imagine twisting "they've been winning in most of their games for most of time" into a negative.

It's similar to the idiotic "it's really hard to beat a team twice in one season" mantra.  Now, I don't know the stats, but I'm going to guess if a team is good enough to beat another team once, then they probably win the rematch over half the time.  You know, because they're better.

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28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's similar to the idiotic "it's really hard to beat a team twice in one season" mantra.  Now, I don't know the stats, but I'm going to guess if a team is good enough to beat another team once, then they probably win the rematch over half the time.  You know, because they're better.

You're correct.

 

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The SEC Championship game has featured a rematch of a regular-season game a total of seven times (1999, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2010, 2017). The team which won the regular-season game is 5–2 in the rematches, the exceptions being 2001 and 2017. The 2024 game will be the eighth rematch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEC_Championship_Game#:~:text=The SEC Championship game has featured a rematch of a,will be the eighth rematch.

 

In other words-- we're DOOMED!

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Collies herding breed. Generally they are not as high strung as other herders like Border Collies and Australian Shepherds but they're in that group

I got one that is part border and part australian.

I know why she was free. Woo boyz
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48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

USC

Nebraska

Miami

Florida

Auburn

Texas A&M

"One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong."

 

Two of the smallest private schools in FBS football - both from Texas - will have made it to the playoffs before that outlier school.

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9 minutes ago, royiv said:

Two of the smallest private schools in FBS football - both from Texas - will have made it to the playoffs before that outlier school.

I mean SMU needs to win tomorrow... The CFP have proven they are ready to make Bama last in no matter what.

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11 hours ago, utee94 said:

Well there's one guy I consistently see heaping praise on the genius of Graham's trolling, and that poster is... @BurntEyes.  So I'm guessing he's gotta be the t-sip behind the ag facade!

 

Oh, I'm fairly certain all here agree my regards completely prevent me from such an exquisite troll job. Most think me a raging idoit, and I wish I could claim they were wrong 

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