Tell Me About Texas a&m

[rage-a-holic 4696]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Here's the new future savior in Teh Station:

 

Six seasons at UAB?

[nnm 37720]

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

But yes.. aggie tears or Riley stumbles make this one a priority. I'm gonna find a reason to smile.

Do Aggie tears have the power to re-hydrate Lincoln’s brisket?

[BurntEyes 6198]

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Do Aggie tears have the power to re-hydrate Lincoln’s brisket?

No, nothing can help that fucking brisket no matter how tasty and wonderful.

[PvilleStang 2974]

Why are we not talking about the true marvel here: a knife that could survive hacking up that brisket?  Post a pic of that brisket, your knife and the logo, and BOOM, you've just made top 5 Christmas gift ideas thanks to Lincoln.

[thunderlounge 8304]

Knife? You think they used a knife on that thing?

Chainsaw, ok. Table saw, ok. But a knife ain't gonna cut it on that.

[TonyTexas 10677]

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

[Tex Pete 21386]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

[Pancho 46026]

It’s funny to me A&M folks think the SEC/Sankey are catering to Texas with their football schedules when Sankey has been catering to A&M since they got into the league by manipulating the bowl schedule so A&M doesn’t play Baylor or Tech

[Beau Vine 55787]

28 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Six seasons at UAB?

[BurntEyes 6198]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

I mean, it's a very accurate assessment whether folks here enjoy it or not.

[Tex Pete 21386]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

It’s funny to me A&M folks think the SEC/Sankey are catering to Texas with their football schedules when Sankey has been catering to A&M since they got into the league by manipulating the bowl schedule so A&M doesn’t play Baylor or Tech

A&M folks also think the rest of the world is jealous of their traditions.

[Beau Vine 55787]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

It also rains mud.

[royiv 9663]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

What does wind smell like?

[BurntEyes 6198]

14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Knife? You think they used a knife on that thing?

Chainsaw, ok. Table saw, ok. But a knife ain't gonna cut it on that.

Well you ain't fucking up my chainsaw blade for that bullshit.

[BurntEyes 6198]

Just now, royiv said:

What does wind smell like?

In Lubbock? Dead cow processing. 

[Beau Vine 55787]

Uh-oh:

[Scuba Saba 34]

"12 Keys for A&M to win NC: the Blueprint" Needless sarcasm directed at aggy. 3 maybe 4 at tops is all aggy can remember much less execute on. 

Prather, some Viagra will cure that soft spot. 

[66BUFF 2607]

23 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Knife? You think they used a knife on that thing?

Chainsaw, ok. Table saw, ok. But a knife ain't gonna cut it on that.

Chop saw with a diamond blade

 

[jimmyjazz 46944]

41 minutes ago, royiv said:

What does wind smell like?

False hope and disappointment.

[tbone_ 14398]

What does wind smell like?

Depends on who breaks it

[nnm 37720]

49 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

In Lubbock? Dead cow processing. 

Cmon. That’s not fair. There are live cows on the feedlots too. The manure and urine smell complements the rendering smell. 

Edited December 9 by nnm

[Js1 86885]

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'We put students at risk': Texas A&M ending in-person ticket pull tradition

The university is moving to an online ticketing format following a season that saw multiple crowd rushes endanger students waiting outside Kyle Field.

And on the 20th anniversary of the List Easter incident

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AGGIE FLASHBACK: The Listeater Saga, Dec 9, 2004

Twelve years ago, hundreds of optimistic Aggies camped out for 2005 Cotton Bowl tickets. Things got weird.

[BurntEyes 6198]

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

Cmon. That’s not fair. There are live cows on the feedlots too. The manure and urine smell complements the rendering smell. 

Fair enough. I mean, you're not wrong.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

In case you missed it:

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

It’s funny to me A&M folks think the SEC/Sankey are catering to Texas with their football schedules when Sankey has been catering to A&M since they got into the league by manipulating the bowl schedule so A&M doesn’t play Baylor or Tech

…or Texas.

[Pimphand 6258]

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

Yeah we used to joke when driving to Summit County from Austin to work at Keystone and Breckenridge every Xmas and spring break that West Texas had its own versions of the state tree, flower, bird, etc and that the cows would play king of the hill in their manure piles.

Bird: Vulture

Tree: Telephone pole

Flower: Crabgrass

[Pimphand 6258]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Uh-oh:

I felt like there was a 0% chance he was coming back even though he disappeared in the final month of the season. Man both the magic trick bass will be gone.

[Jkwellborn 7002]

What did Purdue have to do with it? Was he a transfer? I thought they recruited all their Dline talent.

[Scholz 12288]

Cow shit and oil smell like $

[Steel Shank 9533]

Uh-oh:

That last dude didn’t include “with that being said….”

Declaration denied.

Uh-oh:

That last dude didn’t include “with that being said….”

Declaration denied.

[coachherman'sgrill 2627]

I mean……He’ll, I don’t know.

[F250 29168]

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I didn’t know where to post this but I figured this thread’s participants would most appreciate it. 

 

It's funny because it's true. In high school I visited Tech and that is exactly why I rejected the idea of attending Tech or ever visiting Lubbock.

[F250 29168]

32 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I mean……He’ll, I don’t know.

[boilerhorn 1594]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

What did Purdue have to do with it? Was he a transfer? I thought they recruited all their Dline talent.

Nic Scourton played at Purdue for 2 years before transferring to aTm.

Edited to add:
Scourton is from Bryan.  He was part of the 2022 class, #22 DL recruit overall.  At the time, Aggy had Nolen (1) , Stewart (3), Bronlow-Dindy (4), Overton (6), Lucas (8) in the class.  Scourton became more interesting to Aggy once the transfer out began.

Edited December 10 by boilerhorn

[89Horn 1735]

1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I mean……He’ll, I don’t know.

[F250 29168]

5 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

In case you missed it:
 

Five minutes later...

[TOR 6098]

He missed the K.

 

[Longboard Horn 41310]

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

Didn’t see this gem.

[Dewey 3324]

 Gomer logic, they think they'd cruise through the big xii every year and lock up an auto. 

Also, they probably restructure the playoffs next season just to make sure gomer never gets in. 

[DFW Horn 6637]

10 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Didn’t see this gem.

Your SEC badge is aggy's biggest recruiting draw/pitch. Maybe not so much now with NIL.

fuck aggy

[Nueces River Rat 5722]

17 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

I feel like Sankey always has at least one matchup that's designed for SEC to lose, so they don't look like they're fixing the games for SEC to win 'em all.  This year, seems aggy is the sacrificial lamb, as it is most years.

Uh , I don’t know if aggy loses this one as much as it pains me to say it.  It depends on how many key players at USC decide to opt out in the next few days for one.   They were 6-6 and a score away in a couple of games from being 5-7 or 4-8.  

[TrashMaster G 18027]

43 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Didn’t see this gem.

"Explain to me why I am wrong about that."

Uhhhh, how about the last 26 years of your program's history, ya dumbass.

[Dennis Taylor 19279]

40 minutes ago, Dewey said:

 Gomer logic, they think they'd cruise through the big xii every year and lock up an auto. 

Also, they probably restructure the playoffs next season just to make sure gomer never gets in. 

Yeah, 100+ years of a 53% winning percentage in 3 different conferences isn't a large enough sample size. aggy would totally dominate the big 12 now.

 

[US183 163]

Does Zeno rhyme with Zero? Yes/no/maybe? 
 

[nnm 37720]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Explain to me why I am wrong about that."

Uhhhh, how about the last 26 years of your program's entire pathetic history, ya dumbass.

They wouldn’t be better in another conference because they will remain exactly as they are, regardless of conference. A mediocre team, program, school, and fan base. Not a great team, not a terrible team, a mediocre team. 
TAMU is a decent regional state school. Their football program is mediocre. Just like most state schools. Decent name recognition in the state in which they’re located but nothing else. And their football program is exactly a reflection of their school.
The problem is that they think they’re Yale intellectually, West Point militarily, and Alabama athletically. 
They’re not. They’re a mediocre regional state school. And they always will be. 

Edited December 10 by nnm

[PvilleStang 2974]

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Uh , I don’t know if aggy loses this one as much as it pains me to say it.  It depends on how many key players at USC decide to opt out in the next few days for one.   They were 6-6 and a score away in a couple of games from being 5-7 or 4-8.  

Honest question here: once a player opts into the portal, are they allowed to play in the bowl game, or is this a case by case basis?  I feel like aggy just took a nut punch with the portal declarations and will have a light roster if they sit the guys that have a foot out the door.  Hell, I think that leaves them Reed at QB, maybe a walk-on?  I know Sark's said once you throw your name in the portal, you're no longer on the roster, but not sure if that's by rule or by policy for Texas.

[orange dream 1287]

I don't think there is a technical restriction on them playing, but I don't recall any instances of a player who has already entered the portal continuing to play for the team they are leaving.

[DoobieWah 1528]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Didn’t see this gem.

[lilMAC25 3969]

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Uh , I don’t know if aggy loses this one as much as it pains me to say it.  It depends on how many key players at USC decide to opt out in the next few days for one.   They were 6-6 and a score away in a couple of games from being 5-7 or 4-8.  

This. I expect aggy to win.