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If Alabama had a collective cock, aggy would suck it. They are a sub perpetually looking for a dom...and they found one. Good for aggy.

There are tons of players and teams that are great, but my thoughts are always something along the lines of "We need to stop that piece of shit" or "Fuck that piece of shit."

That is one warped culture.

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 hours ago, markstanco said:
This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?

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8 hours ago, markstanco said:

This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

“Four of his 15 non scoring drives came against us.”

So did 7 of his scoring drives dumbass...right at the top too.

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A&M went to the SEC for a few reasons. The two most pertinent are:

1) Elementary Aggie Psychology, aka Abnormal Psychology. They knew they would never outgrow or move past their obsession with Texas. Anything any Aggie ever does is either explicitly or subconsciously compared to Texas; given the great frequency with which Aggies come up short in these comparisons, the best way to avoid obvious inferiority is to limit objective comparisons. It's easier to avoid feeling like an inferior loser compared to another program if you don't actually compete with them on the field. 

They are far happier in the SEC because they don't have to live with finishing lower in the conference standings than us or losing head-to-head against us. They can instead claim they're better regardless of record, etc, because "everyone" knows that they'da beat t.u. and finished ahead of 'em in the BDF but the dang SEC's just so tough they could only win a few games.

They can also selectively make comparisons that they think flatter them. "We play in a tougher conference! Our conference wins the national title most years! If you leave out the head to head games that don't really matter, our conference beat yours every time!!!"

It is sophistry. For Aggies reading, I'm not talking about your second year on campus. 

2) Malice, aka why we should never schedule them again. A&M thought that based on Texas' growing independence and its interest in moving to the Pac-16 that the Big 12 was doomed. They also knew that Texas had arranged for A&M to be part of the Western exodus. Aggie thought leaders (Reveille, Bowen Loftin, Rick Perry, listed in order of IQ from highest to lowest) thought that by ditching the Big 12 for the SEC, they would seriously injure Texas' athletic programs (most specifically football) since we'd be stuck in a conference that we appeared to think was dying.

 

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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?

No, because aggy logic led to an elaborate web of paradoxical conclusions indicating that somehow all individuals related to the Texas program were overrated and inferior to their aggy counterparts, yet the collective group was more successful because of [conspiracy theory].

 

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
8 hours ago, markstanco said:
This is great. Read the replies. The knob slobbing is second to none. Cant remember aggy talking about their old conference like this when getting dominated. But we all know why.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2992139

Did they slob over VY when he won it all?

His knee was down, stupid sip! 

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A&M went to the SEC for a few reasons. The two most pertinent are:
1) Elementary Aggie Psychology, aka Abnormal Psychology. They knew they would never outgrow or move past their obsession with Texas. Anything any Aggie ever does is either explicitly or subconsciously compared to Texas; given the great frequency with which Aggies come up short in these comparisons, the best way to avoid obvious inferiority is to limit objective comparisons. It's easier to avoid feeling like an inferior loser compared to another program if you don't actually compete with them on the field. 
They are far happier in the SEC because they don't have to live with finishing lower in the conference standings than us or losing head-to-head against us. They can instead claim they're better regardless of record, etc, because "everyone" knows that they'da beat t.u. and finished ahead of 'em in the BDF but the dang SEC's just so tough they could only win a few games.
They can also selectively make comparisons that they think flatter them. "We play in a tougher conference! Our conference wins the national title most years! If you leave out the head to head games that don't really matter, our conference beat yours every time!!!"
It is sophistry. For Aggies reading, I'm not talking about your second year on campus. 
2) Malice, aka why we should never schedule them again. A&M thought that based on Texas' growing independence and its interest in moving to the Pac-16 that the Big 12 was doomed. They also knew that Texas had arranged for A&M to be part of the Western exodus. Aggie thought leaders (Reveille, Bowen Loftin, Rick Perry, listed in order of IQ from highest to lowest) thought that by ditching the Big 12 for the SEC, they would seriously injure Texas' athletic programs (most specifically football) since we'd be stuck in a conference that we appeared to think was dying.
 
Wrong! They were sent to sec sec sec hell by this evil evil evil Rice graduate as punishment for The Siege of South Main.

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To be subject to eternal humiliation and ridicule on a wider national stage.
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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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Why would I do that? They ran away from this conference because they were so mediocre here. They're still mediocre.

Stupid sip!! They play in a conference with Bama and they win titles. Secsecsec.

Remember, Bama success = aggy success cuz SEC! lulz

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2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It’s virtually impossible to tell what is happening in the game by listening to Dave South.

I'm not sure what part of "Fitzgerald back to pass....we've almost got him!...........................................................................................................................

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Okay we can get that back" is so unclear.

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