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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

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I remember seeing this when it came out and immediately thinking that it had to be the most iconic summation of what it means to be aggy that I've ever seen. And the more I see it the more convinced I am that aggy was put here for our entertainment. Even the old stadium is flipping them off on the way down as a parting shot for the ineptitude, failure and oddball cultish displays it was subjected to throughout it's existence.

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 Just watch the Chernobyl series on HBO.   The campus is this but without the nuclear fallout.   

I was eating dinner at this place in Jefferson last night. There were some women and a college age girl at the table next to us. One of them mentioned her son took a trip to aggy to visit the campus. The rest of them remarked how ugly it was.
After the Barron interception they were afraid to let Stockton throw down field other than dinks. The only thing they did was a quarterback draw, which wasn't stopped either.

He was throwing that ball away.
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21 minutes ago, Mittens said:

This account has quickly become my least favorite.  Just shit takes, every single post.

 

Hah!  The corps turds number about 2300?  So they aren't even commissioning 3% of them.

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33 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Graham is my favorite fiction author ever.

https://gigemgazette.com/way-too-early-sec-2025-record-predictions-texas-a-m-football-takes-step-next-season

 

Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

that has to be a longhorn. there is no way that is not a bit. does aggy even believe that shit?

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30 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Graham is my favorite fiction author ever.

https://gigemgazette.com/way-too-early-sec-2025-record-predictions-texas-a-m-football-takes-step-next-season

Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

or fcs opponents, or or or or....

the pat persona is predicting 11 aggy wins in the regular season

the regular season changed from 10 to 11 regular season games in 1971 and 11 to 12 in 2010

aggy has won 11 exactly once in 1992

texas has done it 9 times

you go pat

 

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8 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Graham is my favorite fiction author ever.

https://gigemgazette.com/way-too-early-sec-2025-record-predictions-texas-a-m-football-takes-step-next-season

 

Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

I mean, I guess it COULD happen that with Texas losing most of the OL.

 

OTOH, ATM is losing talent without talent behind them and this dork has them losing only 1 game?

 

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Strange he only mentioned one of their three cupcakes again...

All the best journalism has more than a dozen “Next” buttons to click through the “article.”

I also like that the first ball hasn’t been teed up for a bowl game, much less the College Football Playoffs, and he’s doing a “look ahead” to next season? Oh, and aggy is going 11-1 with Marcel Reed at QB? Lulz no.
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42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You aren't accounting for the "QB savior appearing out of nowhere in spring practices" factor.

The fate of the best-known Messiah awaits every A&M QB since the ascension of Holy Bucky.

Instead of a tomb with a big rock, they are lain in the increasingly crowded space beneath a bus. It is unknown if they are positioned to face the dead dog scoreboard.

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42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The fate of the best-known Messiah awaits every A&M QB since the ascension of Holy Bucky.

Instead of a tomb with a big rock, they are lain in the increasingly crowded space beneath a bus. It is unknown if they are positioned to face the dead dog scoreboard.

Aggies proclaim the Messiah every preseason, then immediately crucify him as soon as he sashays his way onto the field. Then they don’t wait for him to rise again, which he does as soon as he transfers. 

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