Tell Me About Texas a&m

[DFW Horn 6644]

7 hours ago, Player said:

St. Cletus, the patron saint of the hullabalooed, is the pisshead who was promised. Rejoice!

Holy shit, it's Clem in the flesh! 

Furk

[WBT 20934]

2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Going back a ways but, Carr Throws Far.  

 

[linux 1783]

4 hours ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

 

Reminds me of

 

[tbone_ 14428]

Calzone is back in the portal!
 

I thought Calzada was a tight end for the cock gobblers?

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

2 hours ago, linux said:

Reminds me of

 

Have you ever seen the Top Gun volleyball scene?

[Pimphand 6298]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I thought Calzada was a tight end for the cock gobblers?

Naw he was the one backup QB that they fucking hated.... Until he beat Alabama but by then the rift between him and the fans was too much and he peaced out to Auburn.

He came in for Haynes King who broke his leg super early in the 2021 season.

[TreatyOak 17302]

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Naw he was the one backup QB that they fucking hated.... Until he beat Alabama but by then the rift between him and the fans was too much and he peaced out to Auburn.

He came in for Haynes King who broke his leg super early in the 2021 season.

Zack Calzada was a backup and they loved him 'til he came in and started. Then  they hated him, until he became a backup again. 

Haynes King was a backup that they loved 'til he came in and started.  Or was he the backup after he was the starter? Now, they love him as the starter...for Georgia Tech, but some Aggies think he should be the backup there. 

Connor Wiegman was the backup who became a starter. Or maybe he started out as the starter, THEN became the backup that people hated. Then, he became the starter, but they wanted him to be the backup, which he became. Now he's the backup for Auburn, or maybe the starter when they play A&M.

Which takes us to backup Marcel Reed. He was the backup who replaced the backup, Connor Wiegman. Reed became the starter after coming in against Florida, but they soon soured on him and wanted him replaced by Wiegman, who was still the starter, but was on the bench. Now Reed is the backup while they look for a new starter, but he plays the whole game. 

 

 

[Tex Pete 21438]

7 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Zack Calzada was a backup and they loved him 'til he came in and started. Then  they hated him, until he became a backup again. 

Haynes King was a backup that they loved 'til he came in and started.  Or was he the backup after he was the starter? Now, they love him as the starter...for Georgia Tech, but some Aggies think he should be the backup there. 

Connor Wiegman was the backup who became a starter. Or maybe he started out as the starter, THEN became the backup that people hated. Then, he became the starter, but they wanted him to be the backup, which he became. Now he's the backup for Auburn, or maybe the starter when they play A&M.

Which takes us to backup Marcel Reed. He was the backup who replaced the backup, Connor Wiegman. Reed became  

Zack Calzada was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman. Then he transferred. 

Haynes King was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he became a backup who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again.Then he transferred. 

Connor Weigman was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again until he sucked and got benched  now he’s transferring.

Stop me if you’ve heard this…

Marcel Reed was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman until Weigman got better then he became the backup again until Weigman sucked and he became the starter again and is going to win the Heisman. 

 

[bluto 4992]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Zack Calzada was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman. Then he transferred. 

Haynes King was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he became a backup who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again.Then he transferred. 

Connor Weigman was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again until he sucked and got benched  now he’s transferring.

Stop me if you’ve heard this…

Marcel Reed was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman until Weigman got better then he became the backup again until Weigman sucked and he became the starter again and is going to win the Heisman. 

 

I think CW was tagged with winning multiple Heismans

[TreatyOak 17302]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Zack Calzada was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman. Then he transferred. 

Haynes King was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he became a backup who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again.Then he transferred. 

Connor Weigman was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again until he sucked and got benched  now he’s transferring.

Stop me if you’ve heard this…

Marcel Reed was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman until Weigman got better then he became the backup again until Weigman sucked and he became the starter again and is going to win the Heisman. 

Better summation than mine and funnier. Love the “backup who was going to win the Heisman when he became starter agin.” Haha.

Edited Tuesday at 12:06 PM by TreatyOak

[Tex Pete 21438]

21 minutes ago, bluto said:

I think CW was tagged with winning multiple Heismans

Of course. When he was the starter. And when he was the starter again after injury. 

[nnm 37852]

Y’all are missing the point. All of those guys are better than any QB on the sip roster, especially the flameout Quinn and “2* with any other name Manning.”  

[Gaffords 774]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Zack Calzada was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman. Then he transferred. 

Haynes King was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he became a backup who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again.Then he transferred. 

Connor Weigman was the starter who was going to win a Heisman until he got hurt and became a backup who was going to win a Heisman when he became the starter again until he sucked and got benched  now he’s transferring.

Stop me if you’ve heard this…

Marcel Reed was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman until Weigman got better then he became the backup again until Weigman sucked and he became the starter again and is going to win the Heisman. 

 

It sounds like aggy(s) do a lot of backing up.

[TreatyOak 17302]

40 minutes ago, nnm said:

Y’all are missing the point. All of those guys are better than any QB on the sip roster, especially the flameout Quinn and “2* with any other name Manning.”  

For being a 2*, a whole lot of them sure were asking they needed to offer him a ton of money to flip to Aggy just this month, haha. 

[thunderlounge 8386]

9 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Aggies think

Can’t say I’ve ever heard of that happening. 

[sdm 902]

1 hour ago, Gaffords said:

It sounds like aggy(s) do a lot of backing up.

Not as much as those poor sheep.

[Deej 77734]

16 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I believe this is all a "Dear Pethouse" milkman fantasy. There ain't no Brody Haggins on the Stephenville roster for '24. 

"Dear Farm Journal Magazine, I never though this would happen to me..."

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Marcel Reed was the backup who became a starter who was going to win the Heisman until Weigman got better then he became the backup again until Weigman sucked and he became the starter again and is going to win the Heisman. 

So, either you are gonna win the Heisman, or you are a POS as the aggy QB!  The 12th man hard at work.!

[utee94 16077]

39 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, either you are gonna win the Heisman, or you are a POS as the aggy QB!  The 12th man hard at work.!

Nobody supports their team like the ags do!

[Navin R. Johnson 882]

Who are quarterbacks who have never scored a point against Texas?

[pops 7127]

19 hours ago, Mittens said:

I have tried very hard over the past couple of years to stop calling things gay, out of respect for my gay family and friends, and just trying to be a better human overall.  But the only thing gayer than the aggy yell leaders, is this commitment announcement.

 

God bless whomever came up with this shit.  Those fuckers are going to lose their minds when they find out it was all just a troll job

[General Specific 3505]

It sounds like aggy(s) do a lot of backing up.

Glory hole out front should’ve told you!

[Beau Vine 55853]

Who's predicting every CFP playoff game?  This guy:

 

Here's the relevant prediction:

[Scholz 12304]

[Tex Pete 21438]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

He is not a real person.

[Scholz 12304]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He is not a real person.

aggy AI

[BabaYaga 15537]

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

aggy AI

[Hagbard Celine 11185]

[Hagbard Celine 11185]

pat dates to september 2022

chatGPT preview release was november 2022

jared:

https://www.kten.com/about-us/meet-the-team/jared-a-latorre/article_e610f878-b93e-11ee-bb03-67d86e4b85ac.html

[CashMcCoy 3414]

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

[Pancho 46140]

I think he’s writing now because he knows Beau Vine is his only reader and his work will get posted on an international forum

[Hookem10 866]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Who's predicting every CFP playoff game?  This guy:

 

Here's the relevant prediction:

No fucking way. Has to be a troll - has to be 

[sasquatch69 626]

SIAP - I scrolled back a few pages and searched and didn't see this.  Crazy story if true.

aggy grad says he accidentally ended up in the corps, and then the band, and somehow faked his way through four years without ever actually playing an instrument.

https://www.lonestarlive.com/life/2024/12/texas-am-alumnus-accidentally-joins-band-says-they-pretended-to-play-for-4-years.html

 

[nnm 37852]

49 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

No fucking way. Has to be a troll - has to be 

I don’t look at Texags often. Usually only when looking for Aggie tears. But in my time there, I’ve never seen any reference to Graham’s drivel. Do they actually pay attention, or is he writing only for Surly?

[bad_teammate 13487]

4 minutes ago, sasquatch69 said:

SIAP - I scrolled back a few pages and searched and didn't see this.  Crazy story if true.

aggy grad says he accidentally ended up in the corps, and then the band, and somehow faked his way through four years without ever actually playing an instrument.

https://www.lonestarlive.com/life/2024/12/texas-am-alumnus-accidentally-joins-band-says-they-pretended-to-play-for-4-years.html

 

Aggie buddy's freshly-indoctrinated Aggie son talked about this "march so complex that it shouldn't even be possible" stuff. I commented that if their engineers were stumped by it then it doesn't say a lot for their engineers and that I'm sure I could find some people in Austin to explain it to them fairly easily.. They were unamused. (And everyone in the Wendy's drive-thru clapped.)

I've seen the Fightin' Aggie Band quite a few times and it's a cool show they do, but it gets very tiring to deal with Aggies wanting to make their "good enoughs" into "the greatest evers".

[Hagbard Celine 11185]

the pat persona prime directive is to troll us, see "@cow_tools" above (and good work cash mccoy!!)

i wonder if the real graham harmon even knows his identity has been co-opted and hijacked by aggy

[Hagbard Celine 11185]

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Aggie buddy's freshly-indoctrinated Aggie son talked about this "march so complex that it shouldn't even be possible" stuff. I commented that if their engineers were stumped by it then it doesn't say a lot for their engineers and that I'm sure I could find some people in Austin to explain it to them fairly easily.. They were unamused. (And everyone in the Wendy's drive-thru clapped.)

I've seen the Fightin' Aggie Band quite a few times and it's a cool show they do, but it gets very tiring to deal with Aggies wanting to make their "good enoughs" into "the greatest evers".

'84 - my first aggy game - @ memorial - the sight of the cosplay display marching in lines back and forth while hundreds of instamatic light bulbs flashed every second (yes - that was still the operative technology for personal cameras in 1984)

my estimate at the time was 5000 pictures taken with zero discernible difference between any given 2 pics when they were developed

[NeverMarryAStripper 22263]

12 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Aggie buddy's freshly-indoctrinated Aggie son talked about this "march so complex that it shouldn't even be possible" stuff. I commented that if their engineers were stumped by it then it doesn't say a lot for their engineers and that I'm sure I could find some people in Austin to explain it to them fairly easily.. They were unamused. (And everyone in the Wendy's drive-thru clapped.)

I've seen the Fightin' Aggie Band quite a few times and it's a cool show they do, but it gets very tiring to deal with Aggies wanting to make their "good enoughs" into "the greatest evers".

 

[jimmyjazz 47052]

12 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Aggie buddy's freshly-indoctrinated Aggie son talked about this "march so complex that it shouldn't even be possible" stuff. I commented that if their engineers were stumped by it then it doesn't say a lot for their engineers and that I'm sure I could find some people in Austin to explain it to them fairly easily.. They were unamused. (And everyone in the Wendy's drive-thru clapped.)

I've seen the Fightin' Aggie Band quite a few times and it's a cool show they do, but it gets very tiring to deal with Aggies wanting to make their "good enoughs" into "the greatest evers".

This is the corps I marched in (although not this particular year).  Tell me the Fightin' Texum Aggie Band could do this.

 

[thunderlounge 8386]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is the corps I marched in (although not this particular year).  Tell me the Fightin' Texum Aggie Band could do this.

 

Cav's, huh?

Went Phantom myself.

[thunderlounge 8386]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

aggy AI

 

aggy Artificial Insemination

 

[jimmyjazz 47052]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Cav's, huh?

Went Phantom myself.

Did a winter with them.  Hated it.  (No offense.)  Jim Wren was a little bitch.

[sasquatch69 626]

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Cav's, huh?

Went Phantom myself.

Nice! Who knew we had some DCI alums here.  Cavs 91 and Phantom 93 are two of my all-time favorite old-school shows.  I really wanted to do DCI (even switched to baritone from trombone in band for a year to get used to it), but couldn't swing it financially - it was either spend a few grand I didn't have to go do that, or earn a few grand I really needed working all summer.  Kinda regret not doing it.

Edited Tuesday at 08:43 PM by sasquatch69

[jimmyjazz 47052]

It was a whole lot cheaper in my day.

[EastTexan 671]

wtf ya'll talking bout?

[jimmyjazz 47052]

1 minute ago, EastTexan said:

wtf ya'll talking bout?

Sheep.

[Armybrat 41350]

19 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

wtf ya'll talking bout?

*y’all

[EastTexan 671]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

*y’all

screw that up everytime

[NameAlreadyInUse 5169]

59 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

'84 - my first aggy game - @ memorial - the sight of the cosplay display marching in lines back and forth while hundreds of instamatic light bulbs flashed every second (yes - that was still the operative technology for personal cameras in 1984)

my estimate at the time was 5000 pictures taken with zero discernible difference between any given 2 pics when they were developed

~'83 I joined the middle school band, because I was badass like that.  Our middle school band director made us play the aggy war hymn and march an aggyesque show, because, according to him, it was the only college fight song/marching routine that was easy enough for 12 year olds to pick up.

[Carl Spackler 3614]