Tell Me About Texas a&m

[General Specific 3484]

[General Specific 3484]

[Born Burnt 6234]

[Carl Spackler 3612]

9 minutes ago, General Specific said:

[CosmoDog 382]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is the corps I marched in (although not this particular year).  Tell me the Fightin' Texum Aggie Band could do this.

 

I played drums in LHB.

That core stuff is fucking impressive.

We used to laugh at the Aggie gomers carrying around brass without mouth pieces. COSPLAY band and army.

[CosmoDog 382]

1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

wtf ya'll talking bout?

Has to do with band camp and flutes.

[utee94 16069]

band nerd talk not going away

[DaggerHorns 3147]

He’s got the whole “tool” part down.

[Herpa Derpa 6323]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Who's predicting every CFP playoff game?  This guy:

 

Here's the relevant prediction:

[jimmyjazz 46982]

Are we sure he's not this dipshit from Food Network?

[Pimphand 6266]

I get that fuckstain/NPC is Pat but can we stop including shim's photo espectially 9 times?

[Hagbard Celine 11161]

 

[Beau Vine 55829]

32 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I get that fuckstain/NPC is Pat but can we stop including shim's photo espectially 9 times?

Spoiler

NO!

Spoiler

And here's nine more:

 

Bonus:

Spoiler

 

Edited 15 hours ago by Beau Vine

[tbone_ 14413]

I get that fuckstain/NPC is Pat but can we stop including shim's photo espectially 9 times?

You’re just asking for it aren’t you

[deft 7045]

Just in time for aggy white elephant gift exchange

Edit: or is it? What do you get for the agroid in your life that already has everything they need, multiple jizz jars included

Edit #2: out of your life is a good start

[Beau Vine 55829]

3 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

SIAP - I scrolled back a few pages and searched and didn't see this.  Crazy story if true.

aggy grad says he accidentally ended up in the corps, and then the band, and somehow faked his way through four years without ever actually playing an instrument.

https://www.lonestarlive.com/life/2024/12/texas-am-alumnus-accidentally-joins-band-says-they-pretended-to-play-for-4-years.html

 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3517831

[Armybrat 41327]

So, fake “musicians” in the fake army band.

[Beau Vine 55829]

 

[BigHornedLurker 2111]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Mizzou is going to get the death penalty for this 

[TrashMaster G 18035]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

Y’all are missing the point. All of those guys are better than any QB on the sip roster, especially the flameout Quinn and “2* with any other name Manning.”  

Oh, come on man!

They said Manning was a 3*.

[DFW Horn 6637]

32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Johnny 8-ball perpetuating the myth that aggy has the deepest pockets in CFB. 🙄

[Nueces River Rat 5751]

[Js1 86946]

3 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

This has potential to be added here 

[TexMexBuddha 994]

Has to do with band camp and flutes.

So the clap and lips...got it

[Tex Long 4618]

5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

aggy Artificial Insemination

 

You've left out the "n" and added "rtifici" for no discernible reason. I'm inclined to assume a small stroke or perhaps a cat or dog on the keyboard. I might be willing to suppose you were just getting frisky with a sheep. 

[SHOOTER12 8883]

5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

aggy Artificial Insemination

 

Ha! Tell those poor sheep it's artificial. 

[Deej 77676]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Johnny 8-ball perpetuating the myth that aggy has the deepest pockets in CFB. 🙄

They were just gonna take out a second mortgage on Kyle Field.

[TrashMaster G 18035]

6 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Aggie buddy's freshly-indoctrinated Aggie son talked about this "march so complex that it shouldn't even be possible" stuff. I commented that if their engineers were stumped by it then it doesn't say a lot for their engineers and that I'm sure I could find some people in Austin to explain it to them fairly easily.. They were unamused. (And everyone in the Wendy's drive-thru clapped.)

I've seen the Fightin' Aggie Band quite a few times and it's a cool show they do, but it gets very tiring to deal with Aggies wanting to make their "good enoughs" into "the greatest evers".

They are so full of shit about their band. All they do is march 12:5, no tempo changes and they march forward making 45/90/180 degree turns. It's fucking child's play.

[Alien Octopus 631]

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

This is the corps I marched in (although not this particular year).  Tell me the Fightin' Texum Aggie Band could do this.

 

Your Flag work is amazing….

[markstanco 12773]

I played drums in LHB.
That core stuff is fucking impressive.
We used to laugh at the Aggie gomers carrying around brass without mouth pieces. COSPLAY band and army.

That is amazingly hilarious. Out of curiosity why didn’t they have mouthpieces? Was it just to have numbers on the field with members that couldn’t play? I have 2 cousins that played in the LHB years ago who are still doing their thing at the HS level now.

[MIkeHoncho 2007]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I love it at 0:25 when he says Kliff would've stayed with me and we would have ran it back and gone for "ANOTHER ONE".   Another what?  Another 4th place finish (out of 6) in the SEC west and another Chick-fil-A bowl championship?  How is this dude still getting air time?   

[CosmoDog 382]

40 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That is amazingly hilarious. Out of curiosity why didn’t they have mouthpieces? Was it just to have numbers on the field with members that couldn’t play? I have 2 cousins that played in the LHB years ago who are still doing their thing at the HS level now.

They were fake musicians. Marchers only.

That idiot band is devoid of musical talent.

[bolverk 30242]

59 minutes ago, markstanco said:

That is amazingly hilarious. Out of curiosity why didn’t they have mouthpieces? Was it just to have numbers on the field with members that couldn’t play? I have 2 cousins that played in the LHB years ago who are still doing their thing at the HS level now.

tl;dr: It's a cult. They cheat.

I played trumpet in the Goin' Band in the early 90s, and we made fun of them, too, especially since most college bands do a new halftime show for just about every game. The aggy band? They've done the same show with the same music at every game for years.

And, yeah, we all knew that many of their marchers weren't musicians. The obvious lack of mouthpieces kinda gives it away when you're down on the field and can see them up close.

The military marching style they do is high school-level shit. Very easy to learn very quickly, especially if you also don't have to memorize the music at the same time. Sure, it looks neat at first blush, but it doesn't make them THE BESTEST BAND IN THE LAND like their delusional fan base thinks.

It's pretty much the same with the whole mythology they've constructed about their history of football greatness based on a decade or so of cheating.

[markstanco 12773]

I get that fuckstain/NPC is Pat but can we stop including shim's photo espectially 9 times?

BV isn’t going to cave in to your requests. If you accept it, it’s funny.

[markstanco 12773]

They were fake musicians. Marchers only.
That idiot band is devoid of musical talent.

Gotcha, so just numbers on the field for their square dance. As a band dad for one of my kids, I’m glad my kids school doesn’t do military style, I’ve never been a fan. Personal preference and not judging.

[royiv 9695]

[TrashMaster G 18035]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Gotcha, so just numbers on the field for their square dance. As a band dad for one of my kids, I’m glad my kids school doesn’t do military style, I’ve never been a fan. Personal preference and not judging.

Former band dad here.

Judging like crazy.

[pyrohornIII 4844]

14 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, either you are gonna win the Heisman, or you are a POS as the aggy QB!  The 12th man hard at work.!

 

 

[dcar00 14907]

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So, fake “musicians” in the fake army band.

at a fake college with fake cheerleaders.  

[EastTexan 668]

7 hours ago, bolverk said:

tl;dr: It's a cult. They cheat.

I played trumpet in the Goin' Band in the early 90s, and we made fun of them, too, especially since most college bands do a new halftime show for just about every game. The aggy band? They've done the same show with the same music at every game for years.

And, yeah, we all knew that many of their marchers weren't musicians. The obvious lack of mouthpieces kinda gives it away when you're down on the field and can see them up close.

The military marching style they do is high school-level shit. Very easy to learn very quickly, especially if you also don't have to memorize the music at the same time. Sure, it looks neat at first blush, but it doesn't make them THE BESTEST BAND IN THE LAND like their delusional fan base thinks.

It's pretty much the same with the whole mythology they've constructed about their history of football greatness based on a decade or so of cheating.

You must be nuts. It was reported here somewhere, that even physicists could not explain how the famous aggy band did their criss-cross bull shit.

Believe it was an aggy physicist though.

[linux 1761]

1 hour ago, EastTexan said:

You must be nuts. It was reported here somewhere, that even physicists could not explain how the famous aggy band did their criss-cross bull shit.

Believe it was an aggy physicist though.

And they were absolutely right the secret is to turn them into a integer spin bose einstein condensate at room temperature, we sips are too stupid to get it though.

 

 

[Tex Pete 21394]

10 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I love it at 0:25 when he says Kliff would've stayed with me and we would have ran it back and gone for "ANOTHER ONE".   Another what?  Another 4th place finish (out of 6) in the SEC west and another Chick-fil-A bowl championship?  How is this dude still getting air time?   

I think if you stick around Chick fil-a long enough, they give you a free 12 pack of nuggets.
 

12?! WHOOP!

[Alien Octopus 631]

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I think if you stick around Chick fil-a long enough, they give you a free 12 pack of nuggets.
 

12?! WHOOP!

Tendies?

Edited 1 hour ago by Alien Octopus

[Deej 77676]

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

You must be nuts. It was reported here somewhere, that even physicists could not explain how the famous aggy band did their criss-cross bull shit.

Much like how nobody could explain their success with cold fusion. Even aggy couldn't explain it. 

[Born Burnt 6234]

12 hours ago, Js1 said:

This has potential to be added here 

[ABSR 5358]

19 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I am starting to think Graham Harmon is not a real person.  For someone who is trying to be in media, he has a linked In profile with almost nothing updated, and no posting activity.  If you go to the church he shows as his current employer he is not on their staff website.

I am also not finding him on facebook or Instagram.  Maybe he is there, but for someone who wants to be in the "media" he has a very small or non-existent digital footprint.

[bolverk 30242]

3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I am starting to think Graham Harmon is not a real person.  For someone who is trying to be in media, he has a linked In profile with almost nothing updated, and no posting activity.  If you go to the church he shows as his current employer he is not on their staff website.

I am also not finding him on facebook or Instagram.  Maybe he is there, but for someone who wants to be in the "media" he has a very small or non-existent digital footprint.

https://www.facebook.com/graham.harmon.1

https://www.instagram.com/instagrahamlolgetit/

[ABSR 5358]

7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

https://www.facebook.com/graham.harmon.1

https://www.instagram.com/instagrahamlolgetit/

Thank you!   I do think it odd that I find nothing about Texas A&M, or any aggy connection on his facebook profile.  

[linux 1761]

38 minutes ago, Deej said:

Much like how nobody could explain their success with cold fusion. Even aggy couldn't explain it. 

That was different that was a media conspiracy, they explained it so well but the BOMC put a lid on it.

[PvilleStang 2975]

13 hours ago, Js1 said:

This has potential to be added here 

 

Damnit, AI...