Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TrashMaster G 18132]

45 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I've always wanted to get into a situation like this.  With better looking guys.  And without clothes.

Good looking vs willing is always a tough call, no matter the gender.

[Kennythetiger 9655]

4 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I've always wanted to get into a situation like this.  With better looking guys.  And without clothes.

Does the overly-enthusiastic coach get to stay?  

[demos 3042]

...and here I thought betting on aggy to choke in big games was the safest bet
Any of you degenerates have aggy's record against ranked teams this past season? Mizzou "upset" notwithstanding?

Lost to Notre Dame, Texas and South Carolina (currently 14, but unranked when they played).

Beat Mizzou and LSU. Only Mizzou is still ranked.

[Hook1997 5524]

I love that on texags their explanation that they will be good under Elko is to point out Sarks record his first two years and look at them now.. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18144]

Fake army fake band - https://www.lonestarlive.com/life/2024/12/texas-am-alumnus-accidentally-joins-band-says-they-pretended-to-play-for-4-years.html

 

[Beau Vine 55888]

[BurgleBro 981]

I did my weekly rummage thru the TexAgs Texas game thread lololololol

 

75% of the posts are over analyzing every play for no call Texas hold and crying why we had zero penalties... until we finally got one then they complained we only had 1 penalty... etc etc

Their collective psyche is so totally broken and fucked by our performance last two years.  It's total comedy. 

 

The remaining 25% is asking why they couldn't do such simple things such ass make those CK passes on our defense lol

Edited 12 hours ago by BurgleBro

[Navin R. Johnson 901]

Can someone calculate how much aggy is paying per win this year? Factoring in Jimbo and The Elk’s salaries, etc. and just assume aggy will lose to USC 

[Js1 87281]

22 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I've always wanted to get into a situation like this.  With better looking guys.  And without clothes.

[thunderlounge 8465]

Damn, ESPN sure doesn't care if anybody watches the bowl, huh? 9:30CT? Yikes. Good for SoCal, I guess.

[Pimphand 6378]

On 12/23/2024 at 3:17 PM, dcar00 said:

yikes...avatar and such though.

No need to kink shame lol

[Tex Pete 21510]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Get a room, you two. 

[Redneck Mutha 8209]

2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Can someone calculate how much aggy is paying per win this year? Factoring in Jimbo and The Elk’s salaries, etc. and just assume aggy will lose to USC 

Jimbo gets $7.1M/yr through 2031.

The Elk gets $7M/yr through 2029.

About $14M/yr for the next 5 years. Is 8 wins a good return on that? 

For perspective, Sark gets $10.3M this year, and I think his incentives so far are an extra $150k for SECCG, $250k for making 1st round, $500k for making quarterfinals. $11.2M total it appears so far? More cash for any coach of the year awards.

[Tex Pete 21510]

Does Jimbo get a bonus if they make a CCG?

Who the fuck am I kidding?! That will never happen!

 

[BurntEyes 6338]

47 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Jimbo gets $7.1M/yr through 2031.

The Elk gets $7M/yr through 2029.

About $14M/yr for the next 5 years. Is 8 wins a good return on that? 

For perspective, Sark gets $10.3M this year, and I think his incentives so far are an extra $150k for SECCG, $250k for making 1st round, $500k for making quarterfinals. $11.2M total it appears so far? More cash for any coach of the year awards.

This math is so fun, but can you imagine an aggie trying to rationalize the variance? 

I'd actually really enjoy the "logic". 

[Navin R. Johnson 901]

What about Collin Klein’s salary? Aggy had to have him for public perception purposes, so they are way overpaying him.

how many coordinator salaries is Aggy paying?

Edited 8 hours ago by Navin R. Johnson

[Leanderman 2373]

"What about Collin Klein’s salary? Aggy had to have him for public perception purposes, so they are way overpaying him.

how many coordinator salaries is Aggy paying?"

[C-Man 27821]

This is hilarious.



Remember aggy never lies, cheats or steals.

[WBT 20997]

12 hours ago, demos said:

Beat Mizzou and LSU. Only Mizzou is still ranked.

Looch still claims those both as top 10 wins

[deft 7066]

This is hilarious.



Remember aggy never lies, cheats or steals.