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...and here I thought betting on aggy to choke in big games was the safest bet
Any of you degenerates have aggy's record against ranked teams this past season? Mizzou "upset" notwithstanding?

Lost to Notre Dame, Texas and South Carolina (currently 14, but unranked when they played).

Beat Mizzou and LSU. Only Mizzou is still ranked.
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I did my weekly rummage thru the TexAgs Texas game thread lololololol

 

75% of the posts are over analyzing every play for no call Texas hold and crying why we had zero penalties... until we finally got one then they complained we only had 1 penalty... etc etc

Their collective psyche is so totally broken and fucked by our performance last two years.  It's total comedy. 

 

The remaining 25% is asking why they couldn't do such simple things such ass make those CK passes on our defense lol

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2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Can someone calculate how much aggy is paying per win this year? Factoring in Jimbo and The Elk’s salaries, etc. and just assume aggy will lose to USC 

Jimbo gets $7.1M/yr through 2031.

The Elk gets $7M/yr through 2029.

About $14M/yr for the next 5 years. Is 8 wins a good return on that? 

For perspective, Sark gets $10.3M this year, and I think his incentives so far are an extra $150k for SECCG, $250k for making 1st round, $500k for making quarterfinals. $11.2M total it appears so far? More cash for any coach of the year awards.

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47 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Jimbo gets $7.1M/yr through 2031.

The Elk gets $7M/yr through 2029.

About $14M/yr for the next 5 years. Is 8 wins a good return on that? 

For perspective, Sark gets $10.3M this year, and I think his incentives so far are an extra $150k for SECCG, $250k for making 1st round, $500k for making quarterfinals. $11.2M total it appears so far? More cash for any coach of the year awards.

This math is so fun, but can you imagine an aggie trying to rationalize the variance? 

I'd actually really enjoy the "logic". 

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41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 


You know, I guess I knew these numbers but I have never seen them side by side.

Not only is jimbo getting paid more than Elko, his guaranteed is longer.

Giggity.

 

And that number for Jimbo didn't include 25% of the total buyout (about $19M) they had to pay him within 60 days of his termination.

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Everything they do looks completely joyless. Let's look manly mean when we play music and march. They strive to be the loudest stadium, so their fans always look unhappy and very serious in the effort of making noise.

It's very important to be a Texas A&M Aggie.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Incorrect date aside, I love that they think all of America save Austin hates us.  One of the largest alumni groups in the world -- almost 600,000 still alive -- but yeah, they're all in Austin.

Let that hate eat you up, Aggies.

 

Isn’t this against their largest perceived insult of “Tshirt fans.”

I mean, we know they’re hypocrites but this one is pretty transparent.

Which is it? The most T-shirt fans or the most hated? We just can’t have both…

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56 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Which is it? The most T-shirt fans or the most hated? We just can’t have both…

Having a hard time believing we have more t-shirt fans than Norte Dome. Or being more hated. Although, be fair, if we include international fans, I can see more t-shirts. Hated, though? Don't think so - I've avoided many problems overseas by explaining that I'm from Texas, and while we are content to let the Ugly Americans believe we are one of their "States", we are in fact a separate country in every important way.

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We are definitely the most hated. Hell were the most hated on most talk shows going today in modern college football. Notre dame has employees on tv to talk them up. Hell every conference has minions on tv. Our conference channel hates us. That’s all I need to see and hear to understand we’re the most hated. And I love it. Embrace it and FAFO

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6 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Isn’t this against their largest perceived insult of “Tshirt fans.”

I mean, we know they’re hypocrites but this one is pretty transparent.

Which is it? The most T-shirt fans or the most hated? We just can’t have both…

I bet if you went to Collie Station on any given Saturday and took a survey of their fans entering the stadium or hanging out in their tailgate areas and asked them about their relationship to Chernobyl, aka aggy land, the ratio of Tshirt fans as they call them would be about the same if not more than our fan base using their criteria. .

 They’ve narrowed the definition of Tshirt fans too when it comes to our fan base.  In their little pea brains, if you don’t hold a degree from Texas, you are Tshirt fan.   Those who didn’t graduate, couldn’t attend for one reason or another but had the grades and desire, have deep family roots do not count as real fans.   This also includes the likes of donors who didn’t attend but support the university through their company or individually.   

Just a bunch of pussies and hypocrites.   

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40 minutes ago, TOR said:

Everybody else calls aggy t-shirt fans Blinn dropouts.

I know we like to shit on Blinn but having actually hung out with some Blinn students I actually like the cut of their gib.  Typically they do not associate with aggy or want anything to do with that cesspool.  Yes there are the ones who think they will get into the super ultra mega diploma mill but honestly it's a minority.

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5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I know we like to shit on Blinn but having actually hung out with some Blinn students I actually like the cut of their gib.  Typically they do not associate with aggy or want anything to do with that cesspool.  Yes there are the ones who think they will get into the super ultra mega diploma mill but honestly it's a minority.

*jib

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been at the in-laws for the last 5 days, and they're mostly aggy although some more than others. BiL is the hardcore one that usually has some thinly veiled comment about Sark or dildos. the others usually chime in when BiL gets it started.

well.

so far, i've seen zero aggy gear. nothing. not even a ball cap. no aggy gifts to each other. no talk about their "revenge" game. no talk about college football whatsoever. not even bomc themed discussions. in fact, they have no interest in any bowl games whatsoever much less playoffs.

fucking glorious. 🤘

 

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