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Just now, Sbbruin said:

Is there really no aggy v Toejams thread?  I’m no aggy fan, except today.  SC ragret hiring Riley is glorious.  They are stuck deeper than aggy was with Jimbo.  They won’t pay what A&M did.   They’re just going to suck the tailpipe for a few more years.

What's the deal? I would imagine that USC has a very wealthy alumni that could finance a major NIL program and buy out Riley. Why are they living like poors?

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Just now, F250 said:

What's the deal? I would imagine that USC has a very wealthy alumni that could finance a major NIL program and buy out Riley. Why are they living like poors?

They’re have bought out an AD and a president.  They have a healthy alumni base but they feel tapped out.  They won’t just throw money down the shitter.  I know more Trojan whales than UCLA whales.  They’ve never been in a situation where they still have 7 or so years left on a deal.  Bohn thought it was an automatic hire to get to at least the playoffs.  He would own recruiting in SoCal which honestly means you own recruiting.  It hasn’t played out as planned.  We’ve sucked, but at least they’ve sucked along with us.  

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21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Is there really no aggy v Toejams thread?  I’m no aggy fan, except today.  SC ragret hiring Riley is glorious.  They are stuck deeper than aggy was with Jimbo.  They won’t pay what A&M did.   They’re just going to suck the tailpipe for a few more years.

 

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Is there really no aggy v Toejams thread?  I’m no aggy fan, except today.  SC ragret hiring Riley is glorious.  They are stuck deeper than aggy was with Jimbo.  They won’t pay what A&M did.   They’re just going to suck the tailpipe for a few more years.

Take it to the we don't give a shit thread. Tonight is about aggy tears and laughter at them. The fact that this makes you sadder makes me laugh harder. You have the dodgers, so hate aggy or go.

I kid. Kind of.

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It's glorious over at texags. lol

Someone posted that Elko is a Golden Corral buffet coach on a Ruth's Chris budget. I mean, he does look grotesquely obese and aggy sure does spend (waste) a lot of money on incompetent coaching staff, so they have a point. 

aggy will never stop being aggy. Glorious.

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5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Another entry into aggy stupidity in the wild. My wife and I were out looking at houses today, we drop in to a new build subdivision that was on the way and speak to the realtor lady sitting at the model. She was nice enough, but then she uncorked that she grew up in B/CS and went to A&M. My wife being a 2%er said she also went there, and then I said “Yep, and then there is me who went to Texas”. 
 

Her countenance totally changed and really awkwardly and loudly she goes, “OH! *hisssss* *hissssssssss*” i just kind of looked at her and she just kept going with the hissing. It was the last words she said to me the entire time. Can you imagine being this stupid in a real life business setting? 

Any time some aggy goober says anything to me unsolicited about Texas, I automatically look at them like they’re a fucktard and move right along. No one pulled your string, aggy. 

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