Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Tex Pete 21,633]

Good game? LSU was shit this year. 

[TXpride 621]

Texags has been a gold mine since we bitch slapped them. They've been in an existential crisis ever since.

[Jkwellborn 7,161]

Las Vegas doesn't get aggy.

No one does.

[boilerhorn 1,674]

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Looks like he spent zero time worried about strength and conditioning.  Moreover, it appears to have ignored the nutritionist all year.  I am not the paragon of fitness, but a guy who has spent 2 years in a "top" NCAA football program should look more fit than that.

[gofuckyourself 9,243]

17 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Looks like he spent zero time worried about strength and conditioning.  Moreover, it appears to have ignored the nutritionist all year.  I am not the paragon of fitness, but a guy who has spent 2 years in a "top" NCAA football program should look more fit than that.

Two chins is the new six pack in College Station. 

Elko out front should have told you.

[Horn80 6,402]

aggy was leading 24-7 in late 3rd quarter and lost….

[Zeus 6,917]

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

I wonder if this oversight occurred to a single person in Annapolis? I'm guessing not

 

Yeah battle of the military schools lmao

This was perfect watching blowU not have an offense and lose late then watching aggy get into a shootout with Lincoln Riley and leave him 1:44 only down 3 and lose late. 
 

Got damn I love CFB

[Bevo&Pevo 5,733]

My aggy wife couldn't stay awake and crashed out somewhere in the 3rd.  She's not gonna be happy this morning.  Think I'll let her find out on her own.  

[Pancho 46,603]

And they wonder why they never win anything 

 

[troph 25,334]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

And they wonder why they never win anything 

 

[markstanco 12,863]

22 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

aggy was leading 24-7 in late 3rd quarter and lost….

[LTtxfan 50,088]

 

2024 Aggy Football Season Record   8-5

 

 

Edited Saturday at 02:25 PM by LTtxfan

[Longboard Horn 41,571]

36 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

aggy was leading 24-7 in late 3rd quarter and lost….

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,867]

We definitely found out this year that Elko is the coach they deserve. What a masterful pairing of coach speak and aggy results.

[DaggerHorns 3,236]

They got beat by a 12 year old, lol.

 

 

[RomaVicta 30,788]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Any time some aggy goober says anything to me unsolicited about Texas, I automatically look at them like they’re a fucktard and move right along. No one pulled your string, aggy. 

The same. I sorta love repartee, but when the other person opens with idiocy, I give a mild smile and just let it sit out there. 

Very satisfying. I'm a small person to think so, but it's so very gratifying to win with silence.

These are tips from the pros for all you kids out there.

[RomaVicta 30,788]

42 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah battle of the military schools lmao

This was perfect watching blowU not have an offense and lose late then watching aggy get into a shootout with Lincoln Riley and leave him 1:44 only down 3 and lose late. 
 

Got damn I love CFB

The bowls I've watched have been really good. I usually turn them on for the fourth quarter. I wonder if taking the top dozen teams out of the mix makes for more even match ups and better games. 

It's funny that the even match up here was A&M with their builiding blocks for next season against an almost entirely depleted 6-6 USC. Aggies would have murdered a team of USC walk-ons and band members, but the second team? Too salty.

[Leanderman 2,423]

Did my morning walk on the west end of Galveston Island. Must have been some gale force winds last night. All the gomer flags that were so proudly flying last evening are gone?

[DaggerHorns 3,236]

Found on aggy subreddit:

[Frank Drebin 5,849]

46 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

My aggy wife couldn't stay awake and crashed out somewhere in the 3rd.  She's not gonna be happy this morning.  Think I'll let her find out on her own.  

Same.  Heading to airport early this morning to catch flight to Montana to ski.  My Aggie wife assumed they won because they were up big when we went to bed.  I said nothing.  But made sure we grabbed breakfast at an airport restaurant with espn on the big screen.  And waited for the realization. 

[RomaVicta 30,788]

Where's the Twinkies?

I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza.

Sir, your bet.

Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts?

Sir! Your bet.

(Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)

Edited yesterday at 04:26 AM by RomaVicta

[Frank Drebin 5,849]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The bowls I've watched have been really good. I usually turn them on for the fourth quarter. I wonder if taking the top dozen teams out of the mix makes for more even match ups and better games. 

It's funny that the even match up here was A&M with their builiding blocks for next season against an almost entirely depleted 6-6 USC. Aggies would have murdered a team of USC walk-ons and band members, but the second team? Too salty.

I’m enjoying bowls.  They are now exhibitions and don’t really matter. But cool to see some younger players.  

[Guadaloopy 11,167]

The only thing missing from that game was a pimp cane.   

[OU Sucks 9,457]

27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

2024 Aggy Football Season Record   8-5

 

 

Losing their last 4 out of 5, with the only win being against a 3-9 Conference USA team, is on point for aggy.

Edited Saturday at 02:51 PM by OU Sucks

[DigglerontheHoof 21,616]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Losing their last 4 out of 5, with the only win being against a 3-9 Conference USA team, is on point for aggy.

[Guadaloopy 11,167]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Losing their last 4 out of 5, with the only win being against a 3-9 Conference USA team, is on point for aggy.

It really is fascinating how the aggy rollercoaster scenario plays out year after year.   I’d say we have enough observation and data to promote the coaster from a scientific theory to a law.  

[Longboard Horn 41,571]

[OU Sucks 9,457]

This has to be one of us, right?

Edited Saturday at 03:03 PM by OU Sucks

[ButtFumble 5,324]

36 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

They got beat by a 12 year old, lol.

 

 

 

all I keep hearing is "my name is what my name is what"

[GreenspointTexas 10,044]

54 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

2024 Aggy Football Season Record   8-5

 

 

Only 5 wins over P5/Core 4 teams… pathetic

[BurntEyes 6,601]

54 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

They got beat by a 12 year old, lol.

 

 

Nerd is the proper nomenclature dude!

[El Squared 1,872]

8 hours ago, Wishbone said:

You see dice in that pic? 

I goofed. The stack of green chips looked like dice . Need stronger cheaters. Vision worsening, I guess I’ve seen too much……

[nnm 38,312]

30 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

[US183 163]

29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Can one of tech savvy folks update the 7 stages of aggy grief with this? 

[BurntEyes 6,601]

29 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

This has to be one of us, right?

What are you new here?!?

Moral victories are absolutely even to actual, you know, wins. They almost beat their playoff bound rival, at home, in from a roaring crowd, and held them to 17 points. That was Texas' lowest output of the season offensively.

Why can't you understand that's just as good as actually having beat Texas?!?! The crowd was amazing and tu suffered some major injuries that  did prevent them from winning the SEC championship and will prevent them from winning the CFP. Texas wasn't and isn’t SEC ready. Stupid sip.

Edited Saturday at 03:32 PM by BurntEyes

[Orange&White 5,574]

With Sharp retiring in a few months, is that the end of Looch’s lifeline in the AD? 

[Guadaloopy 11,167]

 

[texashorne 1,220]

Just now, US183 said:

Can one of tech savvy folks update the 7 stages of aggy grief with this? 

I think the older lady in the middle was in the original 7 stages of greif pic. Full circle. 

[NoName 17,306]

GERRY FROM THE TOP ROPE!

 

 

Edited Saturday at 03:32 PM by NoName

[OB3 3,644]

 

[El Squared 1,872]

8 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

So many threads getting killed by locch. Dude is such a pos. Coat tail riding pos. But ge found a gold mine in idiots that'll send $$ for inside info of 8-4 football program. All the while JFF is inside him

Maybe JFF left a little bit of himself outside looch….like a pearl necklace or special facial.

[BurntEyes 6,601]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

GERRY FROM THE TOP ROPE!

 

 

-Elko on AK vs 6

Elk out front: "Can I split these?"

No sir, you can only split pairs.

Elk out front: "Aww.. well then, hit me!"

Really?!?

Elk out front: "Do it!!"

[US183 163]

10 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I think the older lady in the middle was in the original 7 stages of greif pic. Full circle. 

https://imgur.com/7-stages-of-aggie-grief-o29Fy

Edited Saturday at 03:41 PM by US183

[El Squared 1,872]

12 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

With Sharp retiring in a few months, is that the end of Looch’s lifeline glory hole in the AD? 

Fixxed

[troph 25,334]

42 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

This has to be one of us, right?

 

don’t forget they are all time undefeated at halftimes.

[Pimphand 6,564]

3 minutes ago, US183 said:

FIFY

[BurntEyes 6,601]

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Found on aggy subreddit:

Actually cackled about this one. Definitely needs more love. Great find!!! That's close to the master @THUJONE level great.

[AUinHsv 594]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

The same. I sorta love repartee, but when the other person opens with idiocy, I give a mild smile and just let it sit out there. 

Very satisfying. I'm a small person to think so, but it's so very gratifying to win with silence.

These are tips from the pros for all you kids out there.

Had that happen once in a business session with IBM. I lived in Austin but traveled all over as a subject expert. I think it was in Chicago that some clown from the customer heard I was from Austin and started talking crap about Texas immediately. Had to point our that I went to Auburn to shut him up. Never had that happen the first 15 years at IBM when I was meeting with folks from Alabama. We always had a professional meeting

[nnm 38,312]

 

[Pancho 46,603]

The best part about them crying that it’s their culture that causes them to suck is the fact they keep arguing their recruiting classes are in the top 10 because of their culture whereas our top 10 recruiting classes are because we “buy recruits.”

 

Couldn’t make this shit up if you tried