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  On 12/30/2024 at 4:18 PM, ermahgerdhorn said:

Dude it's literally a competition where they look at something and say "yes this is meat" or "no that isn't meat".  These "students" have a "degree" in that.  Believe it not they even offer graduate degrees, like they will award a PhD in being able to tell that something is or is not meat. 

Same as the aggy that study "put seed in ground and remove plant later for food" or "use chain make pipe go in ground, take out oil".  Aggy is the absolute leader in degrees for idiots or pity degrees for blue collar people.  They even have statues to a lot of these "professions" that are an absolute embarrassment to efforts by certain other universities to push forward actual academic efforts.   

Keep in mind all this stupidity is subsidized by money from the State of Texas.  We are effectively wasting hundreds of millions of dollars on "degrees" that could all be handled in the last week of shop class by even the most retarded high school student.  

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Making fun of aggy is best done while not making one's self look like an idiot as well.

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  On 12/30/2024 at 5:21 PM, TKthunder2 said:

Agree to disagree. aggy doing meat judging is pretty much one of their main purposes in this world. They verify that the ribeye I buy is grade A so I don’t have to be an expert. That is one of the foundational pillars of an ag school that provides a societal benefit.

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  On 12/30/2024 at 5:21 PM, TKthunder2 said:

Agree to disagree. aggy doing meat judging is pretty much one of their main purposes in this world. They verify that the ribeye I buy is grade A so I don’t have to be an expert. That is one of the foundational pillars of an ag school that provides a societal benefit.

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you could teach it at ACC and give a 2 year degree. I can't imagine it takes longer than a 1 year or so to learn that.

That said, we really should put some money into UT RGV to surpass aggy in meat judging.  That would sting worse than a Football NC to them.

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  On 12/30/2024 at 6:47 PM, dcar00 said:

you could teach it at ACC and give a 2 year degree. I can't imagine it takes longer than a 1 year or so to learn that.

That said, we really should put some money into UT RGV to surpass aggy in meat judging.  That would sting worse than a Football NC to them.

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UTRGV would be terrible at meat judging because they'd mark all that thin-sliced shit Grade A.

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  On 12/30/2024 at 6:35 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Are you just trying to convince yourself that some of the drag queens you've fallen for really did look like women?

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I mean I don't care either way, she looks good in the other pictures, but very mannish in this one. Could also use an extra sammich or too here and there.

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Whatever happened to Randolph Duke?  That dude would be having a field day with aggy these days.

I remember he said the Jimbo Fisher era would be glorious, and I guess you have to say he was right.  It was somewhere in one of posts that consisted of 3,000+ words, but I remember it.

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  On 12/30/2024 at 10:26 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Whatever happened to Randolph Duke?  That dude would be having a field day with aggy these days.

I remember he said the Jimbo Fisher era would be glorious, and I guess you have to say he was right.  It was somewhere in one of posts that consisted of 3,000+ words, but I remember it.

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He still signs in periodically but I don't think he gets much internet time to type out the 3,000+ word missives so he just likes posts in the 5 minute sessions he is allowed...

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/633-randolph-duke/

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Did someone earlier really complain about her legs?? She has the definition of perfect legs. If I could draw up my perfect female physique it would have those legs. 
 

sounds like somebody is too used to fucking fat ass zepol cholas

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  On 12/30/2024 at 11:42 PM, jimmyjazz said:

"With 3 pedestrian QBs leaving for the NFL this spring, Marcel Reed has a real shot at being a top 3 QB in the conference, if we ignore some other guys who are clearly more talented."

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So he finishes ahead of all these guys, but two and the people with more talent that you ignore like Arch, Stockton, and whomever ends up running Ole Miss offense next year?

 

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  On 12/30/2024 at 6:47 PM, dcar00 said:

you could teach it at ACC and give a 2 year degree. I can't imagine it takes longer than a 1 year or so to learn that.

That said, we really should put some money into UT RGV to surpass aggy in meat judging.  That would sting worse than a Football NC to them.

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Yeah but RGV wouldnt put thier heads up the cow's ass like aggy; they would look at the marbling and make a quick assesment.

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  On 12/31/2024 at 12:01 AM, CosmoDog said:

At first I thought Graham was funny.

Now he’s just an irritating putz.

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Bro, lean in. He's doing us a great service. He and El Loochador run the propaganda hard and strong. 

They are the folks who get the aggies in line for the roller-coaster. Like the guys who lead cows to the slaughter house maze.. we need them on those fences. 

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  On 12/30/2024 at 12:55 PM, BurntEyes said:
But you see TOR I've been informed by the Surly 1% she has duck mouth and no legs in addition to saying really stupid shit. As that clearly means she failed her Mensa application and is about a 6.5 she is and thus therefore completely unfuckable. Evidence of lack of legs, duck face and stupidity sir:
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She reminds me of that golf instagram hooer? What’s that broads name again?

Wonder which one has better cans…
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  On 12/30/2024 at 2:21 PM, InkaUtexas said:

But being a good longhorn with aspirations instead of nailing her you would spend the evening trying to convince her of the error of her ways and to get a master's at Texas right? Or just smash and burn?

I pass. I bet she puts in beans in chili. That is the true indicator.

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I'd put my chile in the port just below her bean, know whatimsaying?

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Posted
  On 12/31/2024 at 12:55 AM, Steel Shank said:

I'd fuck her armpit.

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High School Buddy fucked a stripper's arm pit at a bachelor party.  All the other other holes and hands were occupied.

Not my scene; but I admire your dedication to laying pipe; i just prefer to be a crew of one vs as many ladies that will have me.

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  On 12/31/2024 at 1:01 AM, Born to Run said:

High School Buddy fucked a stripper's arm pit at a bachelor party.  All the other other holes and hands were occupied.

Not my scene; but I admire your dedication to laying pipe; i just prefer to be a crew of one vs as many ladies that will have me.

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