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13 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

The schadenfreude is glorious. MPaul and Medaggie must be new ags. Good bull!!

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The reason aggy gets worse as the year goes on is they are finally forced to play teams with a pulse. Even more dastardly, they are forced to play on the road.  It’s not fair, it’s not right, it’s total gayness. 

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The reason aggy gets worse as the year goes on is they are finally forced to play teams with a pulse. Even more dastardly, they are forced to play on the road.  It’s not fair, it’s not right, it’s total gayness. 

Good thing Texas has such an easy schedule year in and out. Thankfully we aren’t playing anyone next year as a season opener that’s in the playoffs……………wait. 

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They can’t understand the fact that we just don’t give a shit about the SEC. Win, lose dgaf.  All that matters is us winning. The rest of yall? Fuck off 

When your entire identity is based on the success of your conference to offset and justify you losses in delusional fantasy... you NEED it to do well. 

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Old Army redasses don’t realize their problem of generational failures & mediocrity is due to their own bizarre & delusional backwoods hick “culture” that nobody outside Brazos County respects.

But they no doubt deserve accolades for their consistent contributions to Texas humor since they won WW2.

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15 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

From the very end of October to the very end of December, my have the mighty have fallen

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“The 2026 SEC schedule might have us playing Georgia at Kyle field for the first time ever and Kentucky at Kroger Field for the first time since 1953:”. 
 

In our first year we have played Georgia more times than Aggie has in their 12 years, that’s pretty absurd they have only played once.  Also, is he assuming Kentucky will be a home game or is UK stadium also called Kroger field?  

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Old Army redasses don’t realize their problem of generational failures & mediocrity is due to their own bizarre & delusional backwoods hick “culture” that nobody outside Brazos County respects.



This is dead on correct. And it’s this delusion that their ridiculous culture will always eventually win the day that keeps them from simply facing and dealing with reality. It dooms them to subpar results in all aspects of their lives, not just on the football field.

I don’t think it’s just old army red asses either, but I haven’t lived there for a long time so maybe the new aggy generations are coming out of the stone age. Personally, I doubt it.
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