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Posted (edited)
  On 1/2/2025 at 5:52 AM, wood said:

 

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Aggy jokes.  

Q:  How many dollars does it take for aggy to pay their ex coach to keep him from rooting for Texas?

A: Not $76 million.  Also, not $26k a day would be an acceptable answer.

 

 

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  On 1/2/2025 at 6:07 AM, 89Horn said:

Aggy jokes.  

Q:  How many dollars does it take for aggy to pay their ex coach to keep him from rooting for Texas?

A: Not $76 million.  Also, not $26k a day would be an acceptable answer.

 

 

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At least he was smart enough to let Aggy fire him. Boss move. 

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  On 1/2/2025 at 11:11 AM, TreatyOak said:

"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

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Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.

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  On 1/2/2025 at 11:15 AM, Pimphand said:

Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.

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I've on campus at ASU. I've been to College Station.

There is no world in which you'd get me to move from the gloriousness that is ASU campus to the shit hole that is aggie. 

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  On 1/2/2025 at 11:11 AM, TreatyOak said:

"There are no moral victories when the season ends," Dillingham said. "There's no such thing. 
 

Way to go, moron.
Dude just blew any chance he might have had at coaching at Texas A&M University. 

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You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of compliment so I'm giving you some rep love.

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  On 1/2/2025 at 1:12 PM, BurntEyes said:

You riffed this line from me in the ASU game thread and you know it.

But plagiarism is the most sincere form of complement so I'm giving you some rep love.

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 No, haha, but I’ll give you credit anyways. 
“Compliment” 

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  On 1/2/2025 at 2:02 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

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FSU was in trouble and Jimbo saw the writing on the wall. 

Plus, I've also been to Tallahassee, while markedly better than College Station (what isn't) it's not Tempe nor ASU campus by an extremely wide margin. AND Dillingham is 34 and graduated from ASU. 

He's no Elko. 

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  On 1/2/2025 at 2:18 PM, BurntEyes said:

Plus, I've also been to Tallahassee, while markedly better than College Station (what isn't) it's not Tempe nor ASU campus by an extremely wide margin.

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I was working on the assumption that the reference was to coed talent moreso than architecture.

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  On 1/2/2025 at 2:02 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Counterpoint:  Jimbo

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You gotta know that there are some aggy out there that still have the “don’t care, got Jimbo” coffee mug in their kitchen cabinet.  While half asleep making their first cup of coffee, they see it and think “did that all really happen?  fuck.”

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  On 1/2/2025 at 6:05 PM, Bookman said:

All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy. 

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I think you meant vials for collection. Kinda difficult to squeeze those delicious tears outta Kleenex and I'm always thirst for them.

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  On 1/2/2025 at 7:15 PM, South Austin said:

aggy would kill themselves to have the organizational effectiveness of a Popeye's.

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LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain.  It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG.

And yeah still better than aggy

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  On 1/2/2025 at 8:46 PM, Pimphand said:

LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain.  It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG.

And yeah still better than aggy

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Seriously, this. Ssome of the best red beans & rice I've ever eaten anywhere, including some damn good cajun restaurants in Tx & La, but yeah, pretty much every time I've eaten it, I got a migraine by the end of the day.

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  On 1/2/2025 at 8:50 PM, wood said:

Seriously, this. Ssome of the best red beans & rice I've ever eaten anywhere, including some damn good cajun restaurants in Tx & La, but yeah, pretty much every time I've eaten it, I got a migraine by the end of the day.

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Yeah I'm always annoyed when I eat red beans and rice somewhere and I'm like how the fuck is this worse than Popeye's????

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