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16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Not only playing it, but we poor dumb tu not being prepared to hear it and the roar of the tackle box and it's fans. 

Not SEC road game ready.

At night!!!!

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:


I'm fairly certain I remember the tower being orange that night and then lit up with the number one when the team returned. 

Yup.  They light the tower orange after every victory.  But there was no #1 on it that night.

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34 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

It was. The aggy was a beacon of truth telling despite his wife wising up and leaving his dumbass.

Yeah, he had to come up with a reason WHY a red ass would be around campus after a Texas National championship win... tsip X wife was best he could come up with in his creative writing efforts. Never really explained why he married a Tsip nor WHY he was in the mecca of gay that is Austin but.. I mean, creative minds have limits.

I know every time the tower lit orange I sang The Eyes to the tower in a trance like cult state with all my friends. Particularly when we won a National championship. In fact, me and a huge group of friends chartered a helicopters to pick us up on the golf course around the Rose Bowl after winning. The helicopters took us to a private charter 737 that flew direct to Austin. We all jumped in my friends various skydiving planes, jumped over campus and landed just in time for the lighting of the tower that night. It was a close call, cost millions and not all of us made it, but it was worth it. 

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There were lots of Texas fans down there that night.  The tower was a central point, being in the middle of campus, being lit for victory, and also immediately adjacent to The Drag where tons of people were congregating.  Many impromptu renditions of "The Eyes" broke out all around, and I probably participated in one or more of them standing at the base of the Tower.

But at no point was anyone singing TO the Tower.  That's just some pure made up shit from a complete dork who is obviously embarrassed that his school is widely viewed as a cult, or at the very least, a bunch of loser weirdos.

 

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8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

IF that happened, and we all know it didn't, it pales in comparison on the weird scale to:

Jazz jars

Squeezing 

Humping 

Yell leaders 

Yell practice 

Fish camp

Dead dog scoreboard 

Dog out ranks all humans in cosplay fake army

 

I'm sure I'm leaving out plenty 

Jazz Jars would be a top notch band name for a jazz band made up of self-aware 2%ers

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