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Posted
14 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:

aggies.jpg

Number twenty seven looks as if he played lineman at some point on the field, maybe at work too in constrction...

Posted
6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Their losses are just really impressive.

Laugh if you will. But I heard Reece, Pollock, Herbstreit and Dez use your exact sentence, word for word, as their argument.

Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

 It is amazing that someone wanted to have a child with her.  That has to be Billy Lucci's mom.  

I have met Billy's mom at a casino and she is more like #25. She is real proud of her son's work.

csb

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Posted
8 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:
20 hours ago, Katfid54 said:
Arguably the grossest and most difficult task I've ever undertaken:
aggies.jpg

I could see myself messing around with number 6 after a case of beer or two.

The 6 applies to the woman above the number, not to the right of the number.

Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Wasn't #27 the girl's PE teacher in Porky's?

PorkysShowerDickGrab.gifDefinitely an aggy ... this scene was filmed at gloryhole #32, corps barrack D, shower #9.

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Why not?
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Posted
1 hour ago, UTperks said:

I have met Billy's mom at a casino and she is more like #25. She is real proud of her son's work.

csb

Looch's mom is Bubbles De Vere? 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

"#meltdowncity"

Hey, we still have a better record than you and are tied for 1st place in our conference, you sack of dickcheese. 

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If atm lost on the road by 3 points in dramatic fashion it would definitely be pinned on the bulletin board as a "quality loss"

I honestly forgot how annoying these people are because they had nothing to talk about when we were such ass. Funny how that works, they only talk shit and complain when we are back to being relevant. Because even when we suck, they are doing shit like still not winning games and handing out ludicrous contracts to washed up hairy-footed rape enablers. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If atm lost on the road by 3 points in dramatic fashion it would definitely be pinned on the bulletin board as a "quality loss"

I honestly forgot how annoying these people are because they had nothing to talk about when we were such ass. Funny how that works, they only talk shit and complain when we are back to being relevant. Because even when we suck, they are doing shit like still not winning games and handing out ludicrous contracts to washed up hairy-footed rape enablers. 

They never stop talking shit no matter what.

 

FIFY

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Funny how aggy never talks about their wins.

NW State - lulz

La Monroe - lulz

Arkansas - horrible team, won by 7, neutral field

Kentucky - overrated, worst qb I've ever seen, at home by 6 in ot

South Carolina - average sec east team, by 3 pts

Posted
35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They never stop talking shit no matter what.

 

FIFY

You're right. It's whether or not I choose to listen that's more of a deciding factor. 

Posted
13 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh 

Auburn will beat them. Auburn has a great defense matched with the ability to throw the ball down the field.

Ole Miss is a toss up because they of their ability to throw down the field as well, though their defense isn't that great.

UAB is a toss up because they have a really good defense, though their offense is more of a ground based attack, so aggy should be able to hold them down.

LSU will be a blow out for the Tigers.

Posted
I could see myself messing around with number 6 after a case of beer or two.
What if the deal is at some point she taps out to #27..

still think a case or two would get the job done?
Posted

An aggy I work with came by my office to thank us for beating the evil sips.  And then he has to tell me how he'e been telling all of his tu friends that they weren't the 6th best team in the country, blah blah blah.  Yeah, no shit.  I haven't seen a single poster on here claim UT would/should make the playoffs and win the NC this year.  I didn't say that to him because I didn't want to hear a bunch of BS about how ALL the sips are claiming that and have already booked hotel rooms for the championship game.  

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1 minute ago, Go Pokes said:

An aggy I work with came by my office to thank us for beating the evil sips.  And then he has to tell me how he'e been telling all of his tu friends that they weren't the 6th best team in the country, blah blah blah.  Yeah, no shit.  I haven't seen a single poster on here claim UT would/should make the playoffs and win the NC this year.  I didn't say that to him because I didn't want to hear a bunch of BS about how ALL the sips are claiming that and have already booked hotel rooms for the championship game.  

Good thing I can cancel my reservation

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Unfortunately I engaged in cell phone flop out after the OU game and bought non-returnable tickets to the championship game, as well as non-cancellable  hotel reservations.  Curse your aggy coworker for being right!

 

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Unfortunately I engaged in cell phone flop out after the OU game and bought non-returnable tickets to the championship game, as well as non-cancellable  hotel reservations.  Curse your aggy coworker for being right!

 

 

Conference championship game or national championship game?  One of those is understandable.  

Posted
3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Cell phone flopout is reserved strictly for national championship games, I think.

Or possibly the Fiesta Bowl.

 

It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude.  You're old enough to remember that.

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35 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Unfortunately I engaged in cell phone flop out after the OU game and bought non-returnable tickets to the championship game, as well as non-cancellable  hotel reservations.  Curse your aggy coworker for being right!

 

 

Watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams...

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Pogo said:

It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude.  You're old enough to remember that.

That's where it was originally performed, of course.  But I was talking about the STAKES... :)

Posted
8 minutes ago, utee94 said:

That's where it was originally performed, of course.  But I was talking about the STAKES... :)

Belmont or Preakness?

Wait... let me guess...

Posted
2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Post ousux performance I was offered a free ticket to go see Taylor Swift at Jerrah world. 

I know it will make you hate me when I tell you... I declined. That's the stakes I pay for spending all day at the fair. 

You passed up seeing Texas beat OU and possibly banging TSwift in the same day -- as The Great One once said, "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

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Posted
4 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

An aggy I work with came by my office to thank us for beating the evil sips.  And then he has to tell me how he'e been telling all of his tu friends that they weren't the 6th best team in the country, blah blah blah.  Yeah, no shit.  I haven't seen a single poster on here claim UT would/should make the playoffs and win the NC this year.  I didn't say that to him because I didn't want to hear a bunch of BS about how ALL the sips are claiming that and have already booked hotel rooms for the championship game.  

Well thanks for sticking up for us. You should be proud of saving A&M's season like that.

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Well thanks for sticking up for us. You should be proud of saving A&M's season like that.


How sad when your success is based on the quality of your losses and the number of tu losses.
Posted
It's only allowed at the Alamodome, dude.  You're old enough to remember that.
Reserving Houston or SA is usually a safe bet, although the Charlie years kinda made even that risky.
Posted
15 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

 


How sad when your success is based on the quality of your losses and the number of tu losses.

 

To be fair, seeing okie state beat blowu makes me feel better too.  Regardless of any Horns game outcome.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

To be fair, seeing {insert team here} beat blowu makes me feel better too.  Regardless of any Horns game outcome.

Fixed It For ME.

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