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21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd say the only way he'll make it to 2030 is if he cuts out the sweets, most of the other carbs, gets regular exercise and goes on statins 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Do they have to pay his full contract if he is dies of a heart attack?

 

 I ask because this might be the first time an athletic department assassinates a coach to get out of a buyout.

I thought one of the more unhinged Texags lunatics might do that with Jimbo. He is what is crippling everything currently. Not his culture, not his players, not the remnants of his program. His contract. It is a dark cloud over everything the TAMU athletic department needs to do. They have to hit that nut first in their fundraising and donor commitments, and only have margin above that for their current and future needs. 

If they had a lick of sense, everyone who sniffed that contract should be strapped to a SpaceX booster and jettisoned to the sun. 

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29 minutes ago, nnm said:

I thought one of the more unhinged Texags lunatics might do that with Jimbo. He is what is crippling everything currently. Not his culture, not his players, not the remnants of his program. His contract. It is a dark cloud over everything the TAMU athletic department needs to do. They have to hit that nut first in their fundraising and donor commitments, and only have margin above that for their current and future needs. 

If they had a lick of sense, everyone who sniffed that contract should be strapped to a SpaceX booster and jettisoned to the sun. 

TBF, recent history shows strapping them to a SpaceX rocket gets them to somewhere off the east coast of Florida before it disintegrates, which might be worse than being jettisoned to the sun.

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43 minutes ago, royiv said:

TBF, recent history shows strapping them to a SpaceX rocket gets them to somewhere off the east coast of Florida before it disintegrates, which might be worse than being jettisoned to the sun.

Their vacuum engines suck, just like aggie sucks 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd say the only way he'll make it to 2030 is if he cuts out the sweets, most of the other carbs, gets regular exercise and goes on statins and BP medication.

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

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2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Do they have to pay his full contract if he is dies of a heart attack?

 

 I ask because this might be the first time an athletic department assassinates a coach to get out of a buyout.

Assassinates?!  Just build a Waffle House in CStat already, and the situation will resolve itself.

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

I thought one of the more unhinged Texags lunatics might do that with Jimbo. He is what is crippling everything currently. Not his culture, not his players, not the remnants of his program. His contract. It is a dark cloud over everything the TAMU athletic department needs to do. They have to hit that nut first in their fundraising and donor commitments, and only have margin above that for their current and future needs. 

If they had a lick of sense, everyone who sniffed that contract should be strapped to a SpaceX booster and jettisoned to the sun. 

Would death clear aggy from paying the rest, or do they still owe his estate?

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd say the only way he'll make it to 2030 is if he cuts out the sweets, most of the other carbs, gets regular exercise and goes on statins and BP medication.

He won't die, he'll just run out of clear arteries.

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2 hours ago, royiv said:

TBF, recent history shows strapping them to a SpaceX rocket gets them to somewhere off the east coast of Florida before it disintegrates, which might be worse than being jettisoned to the sun.

Well, you could wash up on a nice beach somewhere.

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Would death clear aggy from paying the rest, or do they still owe his estate?

No, but they could take out a $30 million dollar life insurance policy on him and then "hope" he has an accident

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6 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Do they have to pay his full contract if he is dies of a heart attack?

 

 I ask because this might be the first time an athletic department assassinates a coach to get out of a buyout.

They may be one step ahead of you and have one of these delivered daily:

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