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  On 3/17/2025 at 10:25 PM, Pancho said:

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This is some top notch aggie mental gymnastics.   Using Duke to highlight the concept of a school that cant attract students except for their athletic program is certainly a take.   I mean Yale does have a badass, jock oriented rowing team 

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  On 3/18/2025 at 2:29 AM, TheAuditor said:

This is some top notch aggie mental gymnastics.   Using Duke to highlight the concept of a school that cant attract students except for their athletic program is certainly a take.   I mean Yale does have a badass, jock oriented rowing team 

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So do we...

https://www.ncaa.com/news/rowing/article/2024-06-01/texas-crowned-2024-ncaa-di-rowing-national-champions#:~:text=Texas clinched the 2024 DI,in second with 127 points.

We're a "jock" school.  And the proper word for that is heifer for the fat thing. Too fat for porn and just ugh, just no. 

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  On 3/18/2025 at 1:39 PM, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

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Is Arkansas just screwed even though A&M was DQ'ed?

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  On 3/18/2025 at 1:39 PM, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

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  On 3/18/2025 at 1:39 PM, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

 

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What the hell did you expect them to do?! They couldn’t make the track a little shorter like they did with their “Olympic” swimming pool. 

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  On 3/17/2025 at 10:25 PM, Pancho said:

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"a school that attracts good citizens"

Wait what?

  On 3/18/2025 at 1:39 PM, n64ra said:

Texas A&M men's 4x400 relay team was disqualified from the NCAA indoor championship for flagrantly impeding Arkansas. Race starts at 13:58. aggy runner Robinson impedes Arkansas runner McElroy at 14:20. I thought aggy didn't lie, cheat, or steal?

 

 

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Lot's of cheating going on there to finish 2nd in the heat with all the benefits and mistakes made by other teams.  Silly.

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  22 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

P.S. With that now said and out of the way the good news is A&M is still ahead of Texas in my SEC baseball power rankings. - Graham Harmon

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Well... actually if you really look into the tea leaves... Graham is really just mirroring the majority of the sentiment found on Texags. Its okay to be wonderfully optimistic as long as the rest of the cult is swimming in those waters. But... when the ship is taking on water and even the cult has a rare moment where they have dipped into reality, don't swim upstream.

No sir, Graham is a master of providing hope and pumping sunshine as much as possible to keep the Borg hive mind content, but he knows when to ring the panic bell for them too. 

A master of puppets.

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  22 hours ago, Drew said:

"a school that attracts good citizens"

Wait what?

Lot's of cheating going on there to finish 2nd in the heat with all the benefits and mistakes made by other teams.  Silly.

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*Lots

 

And, yeah, their delusion is never-ending and runs very deep. Those fucking gomers actually believe, to the very depths of their souls, that their school carries some sort of mythic moral superiority over most other schools and definitely over the godless heathens at tee-yew.

All evidence to the contrary is dismissed out of hand.

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  21 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Major league bullshit from aggy on the 4x400. Wait, you say it cost pig the title? 

 

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My thought was that aggy had already pissed away their chances of winning (they were one of the 4 or 5 teams being seriously considered for the team title) and took out pig in spite, allowing USC to get their first title since (holy shit) 1972.  

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  22 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

P.S. With that now said and out of the way the good news is A&M is still ahead of Texas in my SEC baseball power rankings. - Graham Harmon

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Gotta agree there. Nothing we've seen indicates the Horns look better than aggy this season. Texas has played easy schools like Ole Miss and MSU. aggy has played tough programs like Cal Poly, Texas State, UTSA, and New Mexico State. Does anyone honestly think Texas would be 17-1 with that gauntlet? 

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