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Posted
4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
5 hours ago, UTEE97 said:
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Same

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

AI?

 

Artificial Insemination

 

 

 

A wise man once told me: never turn down nothin but your shirt collar.

 

Not sure that’s what he had in mind. 

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Posted
21 hours ago, Deej said:

Poor aggy. Will never be able to claim a championship in log stacking. 

I’m sure there are various categories in log stacking. Each having its own championship. Aggy may or may not have won one of those.

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Posted
45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

@Brisketexan @South Austin @Jive Turkey @Hank Scorpio what does mean / how does this happen ? 

*note - i've never seen buzbee and @Hank Scorpio in the same room !$

He just hasn’t been admitted to practice in the federal courts in the Southern District of New York, even though he’s licensed in the state of New York. More of a formality. Like even though I’m licensed in the State of Texas which allows me to practice in every state court in Texas, I still have to apply for admission in each of the four federal districts in Texas if I want to handle a case in those courts.

And he’s also a huge douchebag.

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Posted
21 hours ago, TXUT said:

Over/Under 1 hour - how long they’ve been standing there

 

12 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Under. That bitch can’t stand for an hour without taking a break. 

Winner, Winner, Winner

 

Spoiler

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Posted
17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Open an IMG, aggy campus! It's genius!

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Who, after spending some of their high school years in the Brazos River Shithole, would want to stay there for college?

("Great googly-moogly! Get me outta' here!" --The Cadets, Stranded In The Jungle

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Posted
1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Open an IMG, aggy campus! It's genius!

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Hire the best coaching staff in America. 
 

Damnit guys, they cracked the code. It’s all over. The sleeping giant is stirring. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, nnm said:

Hire the best coaching staff in America. 
 

Damnit guys, they cracked the code. It’s all over. The sleeping giant is stirring. 

The only thing that they have cracked is their sheep's asses

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Posted
10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, because getting quality recruits has been the one thing stopping them from succeeding.

So let's play with this fan fiction for a moment shall we...

Let's imagine a world were aggie could fund such a High School (they can't), get elite level HS coaches, trainers and staff to move to college station (they won't), and convince parents of highly athletic kids to send their children to BCS for a "discount rate for those willing to "?make aggie their first choice upon graduation" (not happening). 

What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy.

But lets just say that happenes. How many kids graduate from a "military academy" in podunk nowhere and think, I want to stick around here!!!!

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Posted
21 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy.

Sounds a lot like chattel slavery. Something Sully fought and bled for. 

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Posted (edited)
29 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sounds a lot like chattel slavery. Something Sully fought and bled for. 

Uh... yeah, spot-on.  Gig'em Plantation is exactly what that sounded like to me.

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Posted
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So let's play with this fan fiction for a moment shall we...

Let's imagine a world were aggie could fund such a High School (they can't), get elite level HS coaches, trainers and staff to move to college station (they won't), and convince parents of highly athletic kids to send their children to BCS for a "discount rate for those willing to "?make aggie their first choice upon graduation" (not happening). 

What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy.

But lets just say that happenes. How many kids graduate from a "military academy" in podunk nowhere and think, I want to stick around here!!!!

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Posted
3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Enough about tu already!

Would MBG even have a forum without TexAgs?

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He's very close to unlocking the whole thing. They need to quit comparing themselves to us and be content with who they are.

Which is NOT us. 

But, that's where they get caught up. They can't stand that.

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