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  On 3/23/2025 at 11:24 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

With Texas Tech being the big bad boys in the world of meat judging, everything looked bleak for the aggies until a new hope dawned.

 

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Man I love a well classified prime steak, so never really made too much fun of meat judging, but this is getting out of hand with the agro shit, next thing you know they will win the Directors cup of agro judging.

That and well the sheep jokes

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  On 3/23/2025 at 4:43 PM, Chad said:

Good old Billy. The ultimate delusional sunshine pumper. How many millions has he swindled out of the delusional goobs at Texags?

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Throughout history, seers have held significant roles, often acting as advisors to leaders and influencing societal decisions. The importance of prophecy in human civilization is underscored by its presence in religious texts, folklore, and cultural narratives, illustrating humanity’s enduring quest for knowledge and understanding of the future.

 

Or in Looch's case, a seer is just a huckster with a subscription service.

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  On 3/23/2025 at 11:35 PM, linux said:

Man I love a well classified prime steak, so never really made too much fun of meat judging, but this is getting out of hand with the agro shit, next thing you know they will win the Directors cup of agro judging.

That and well the sheep jokes

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And they claim to not be an ag school any longer. 

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"First you overpay the coaches, then the coaches realize the culture fucks them."

First you steal the money from the education and never pay the loan back. Don't they still owe on the Rumlin "Loan"?

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  On 3/22/2025 at 9:43 PM, Updawg said:
I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?
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  On 3/24/2025 at 1:34 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:
  On 3/22/2025 at 9:43 PM, Updawg said:
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I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

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You realize you're talking about a female aggy, right? 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 1:34 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:
  On 3/22/2025 at 9:43 PM, Updawg said:
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I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

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Yeah they all base their claims off that one year of financials where they claimed capital fundraising as revenue from operations, and not only was that an incorrect way to report their financials but it was also just for one year, which occurred many many years ago at this point.  But they've hung their redpot on it for years now.

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  On 3/24/2025 at 1:34 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:
I would LOVE for someone to ask Casey to show the math to her assertion that aggy has more money than Texas. I'm sure she was basing this on the money they borrowed for capital improvement projects that they somehow claimed as income, but how the fuck does she claim that with a straight face?

She doesn’t know any better.
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Aggy is fully convinced they invented the bubble thing aren't they??

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No clue why I'm getting these ads...(thanks Elon) but deep down can't hate the hustle honestly, wish I had a pipeline to a cheap product that Aggy would be interested in buying at a highly marked up price, would be cashing them checks all the way to an early retirement...

 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 3:45 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Aggy is fully convinced they invented the bubble thing aren't they??

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No clue why I'm getting these ads...(thanks Elon) but deep down can't hate the hustle honestly, wish I had a pipeline to a cheap product that Aggy would be interested in buying at a highly marked up price, would be cashing them checks all the way to an early retirement...

 

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I love that bubbles are supposed to invoke a renewed sense of vigor for their baseball team. 

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I hadn't heard about the racial slurs story. But I am shocked (shocked!) that aggies are involved in such a thing.

2016:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/12/466568272/texas-a-m-investigates-report-of-slurs-yelled-at-black-high-school-students

2019:

https://thebatt.com/news/am-student-uses-racial-slur-in-group-message-with-over-1000-aggies/

Well, not that shocked.

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  On 3/24/2025 at 3:45 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Aggy is fully convinced they invented the bubble thing aren't they??

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No clue why I'm getting these ads...(thanks Elon) but deep down can't hate the hustle honestly, wish I had a pipeline to a cheap product that Aggy would be interested in buying at a highly marked up price, would be cashing them checks all the way to an early retirement...

 

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This is called The Buccees Business Model. 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 5:47 PM, Drew said:

That made me do a double take as well...

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Triple take here.

Why is it we are just now hearing about wool judging?  Surely aggy would have been dominating this "sport" for decades.

The only reason I can think of for lack of dominance is that aggy somehow managed to disqualify themselves due to ongoing decades long prior carnal knowledge such that a suitable number of "untainted" judging specimens could be procured.

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So,…

https://www.skysport4.com/texas-immortalize-coaching-legend-r-c-slocum-kyle-field-statue/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJOgi1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHeTXtQaXtS1iyGrMBinVnEcCrs992bXXH4CHwArhv1lEbsx2H5z4T7lDkw_aem_XYSSRyQcRRC-nuKIWii1FA
 
a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 7:46 PM, statsman said:

So,…


a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 8:06 PM, South Austin said:

This is so aggy.  A coach who never came close to a national title, with a 123-47-2 record during the demise of the fledgling Southwest conference, beating up on the likes of Rice, TCU, Houston, Baylor, post-death-penalty SMU, and yes, a Texas team for the most part mired in mediocrity.  He also had a 3-8 bowl record, including 0-4 in the Cotton Bowl.  

This is how you get a statue in aggyville.

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Two posts back-to-back that sum up so much of the unwarranted fuckery that goes on in aggy minds of a certain age that makes them think they are god's gift to cfb. 

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  On 3/24/2025 at 7:46 PM, statsman said:

So,…

https://www.skysport4.com/texas-immortalize-coaching-legend-r-c-slocum-kyle-field-statue/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJOgi1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHeTXtQaXtS1iyGrMBinVnEcCrs992bXXH4CHwArhv1lEbsx2H5z4T7lDkw_aem_XYSSRyQcRRC-nuKIWii1FA
 
a statue of RC Slocum. Now, to be fair, he coached a team that went 49-6-2, from late ‘90 through early ‘95 season.  That’s over an 88% clip. That stretch formed a generation of Ags’ perceptions of what their program was, and could be again. 
 
Trouble is- they really didn’t play anyone good. I think they only beat five teams in that 56 game stretch that finished ranked in the top 25. They beat #22 BYU in ‘90, #9 Stanford in ‘92, #24 Louisville in ‘93, #23 Texas in ‘94, and # 25 LSU in early ‘95 (all final rankings). That is how the legend was made. 
 
Maybe the Ags calling for a move to the Southland Conference are on to something. 

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Lolololololol

 

no fucking way. Hell, us putting up an Akers statue would be more warranted than aggy doing RC

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