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That they can never connect the reality of 1, 2 and 3 not being real with the check marks and results is just perfect aggie logic. 

This post so perfectly capture aggie hive mind that we should... 

Put it on the wall.

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5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

“This next ten year is going to be REALLY dark.”  Compared to what?

The fiction they've written in their own minds and on Texags of their amazing past sports accomplishments.

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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

The fiction they've written in their own minds and on Texags of their amazing past sports accomplishments.

They legit think they won the Lone star showdown from 11 (game stolen by refs) to 23

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9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

2 - You DON'T have all the money in the world. Like the ex-wife that took you to the cleaners, Jimbo owns half your shit.

This one.  Perfect example of their ignorant echo chamber.  They all believe it.

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4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

This one.  Perfect example of their ignorant echo chamber.  They all believe it.

In all fairness, I say that to aggy all the time to give them enough rope.

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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Quick.  Someone needs to claim this new "REALLY dark" color.  Unlike some other inventions that have been stumbled upon or borne out of necessity, this "REALLY dark" color is borne out of aggy futility.  This new "REALLY dark" color can be monetized since Surrey Nanosystems granted Anish Kapoor exclusive rights to Vantablack, the previously "known" darkest color.  There are a lot of applications for this new color.  As long as aggy continues to be aggy the source for this color is endless.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

4 - You keep hiring complete dorks/incompetents as ADs. What the fuck do you expect? Top-line coaches don't want to work for those guys.

 

Maybe? I'm not saying you're wrong, but those incompetent dorks ended up at LSU, Ohio State, and Alabama. It's not like A&M fired them. They just took better jobs, just like their best coaches do. Just like Trev Alberts will the first chance he gets. Is it worse that they keep getting the hire wrong, or that the wrong hire doesn't even want to stay there?

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Terry died and it's all gone downhill since.

*downhiller


Yes, that’s….that’s how rollercoasters work.


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Yes but aggy doesn’t actually have the cash. Or the discipline. And soon might have to reverse mortgage the house.
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47 minutes ago, Welshy said:
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if I was AD

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Throw everything at the top QB in the portal, portal QBs win chips. Prove me wrong in the modern era.

Then go from there, take our 20 billion evaluation, take 100 million out of that and build the greatest roster of all time through the portal. Winning a championship is a fiduciary option, it literally is.

Just spend the money and we win

That simple

Please Someone tell me how I'm wrong

 

 

"Portal QBs win chips"

Potato chips? Tortilla chips? Fritos? I gotta know. 

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7 minutes ago, demos said:

What’s really funny is that they’re going to have to overpay someone now, because that $7.3m for Beard number is out there.

Absolutely nothing more aggy than that.

 

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2 hours ago, Welshy said:
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if I was AD

3,899 Views | 37 Replies | Last: 1 day ago by waynehisler
Throw everything at the top QB in the portal, portal QBs win chips. Prove me wrong in the modern era.

Then go from there, take our 20 billion evaluation, take 100 million out of that and build the greatest roster of all time through the portal. Winning a championship is a fiduciary option, it literally is.

Just spend the money and we win

That simple

Please Someone tell me how I'm wrong

 

 

The only way that they have $20 billion is if they are counting 1/3 of the PUF.  Good luck taking $100 million out of the PUF to give to a portal QB

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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I'm very disappointed with the story. They completely left out the part where the Bostonites got lost from the cah pahk to the stadium and were rescued by the greatest fan base ever put on this earth.

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3 hours ago, Welshy said:
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if I was AD

3,899 Views | 37 Replies | Last: 1 day ago by waynehisler
Throw everything at the top QB in the portal, portal QBs win chips. Prove me wrong in the modern era.

Then go from there, take our 20 billion evaluation, take 100 million out of that and build the greatest roster of all time through the portal. Winning a championship is a fiduciary option, it literally is.

Just spend the money and we win

That simple

Please Someone tell me how I'm wrong

 

 

They already paid for the greatest recruiting class of all time and didn’t do shit. Now they’ll spend $100M for the greatest roster of mankind and still won’t do shit. 

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4 hours ago, Welshy said:
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if I was AD

3,899 Views | 37 Replies | Last: 1 day ago by waynehisler
Throw everything at the top QB in the portal, portal QBs win chips. Prove me wrong in the modern era.

Then go from there, take our 20 billion evaluation, take 100 million out of that and build the greatest roster of all time through the portal. Winning a championship is a fiduciary option, it literally is.

Just spend the money and we win

That simple

Please Someone tell me how I'm wrong

 

 

Thinking they meant Nattys, Natties or Natti. 

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What’s really funny is that they’re going to have to overpay someone now, because that $7.3m for Beard number is out there.

They shouldn’t be able to hold the checkbook at this point.
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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, this is some fine aggy fan fiction. Just the kind they love and believe.

Probably written by same aggy that said their new football HC must get Reveille’s approval to be hired.

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35 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Probably written by same aggy that said their new football HC must get Reveille’s approval to be hired.

I tried to find a photo of the dog and the coach, but failed.  However, this turned up, and I offer without comment:

r/pics - Our school mascot, reunited with her handler from when she was a puppy.

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On 4/2/2025 at 8:25 AM, horn4life said:

I think there is one thing the Aggies really, really underestimate. That is that no matter how big your salary, you have to move your family and live in fucking College Station.  

THAT is what made Maryland so attractive to Buzz! Not living in a shit hole, is very, very attractive to most folks.

 

Beautiful and way better campus too!

College Park, Maryland(just outside north DC)

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