Tell Me About Texas a&m

[OU Sucks 8,916]

3 hours ago, CowboyFred said:

That is all kinds of awesome.

And of course, aggy has to steal big brother's meme:

 

[ztejas 43,542]

48 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*would have

JFC.

Yeah lol what a fucking retard

Doesn't he know employers look at these posts?

Edited November 13, 2018 by ztejas

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

 

[ztejas 43,542]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Sounds like a lot of losses. 

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

https://twitter.com/JimbruhF

This dude is fucking obsessed with Texas as an Aggy fan. Especially having Herman as his profile pic.

https://twitter.com/Wag4Ags

And Aggy is now trying to steal Tom's statement. Fucking sad.

[deft 6,880]

They might even win a few!

 

Edit: got beat.....just like an aggy

[ztejas 43,542]

1 minute ago, deft said:

They might even win a few!

 

Edit: got beat.....just like an aggy

The 2nd point to be made is that he's replying to Texas showing off its OOC slate by pointing out aggy's conference schedule. 

But who knows - he might be retarded enough to think that Georgia, Bama, LSU, USC, tOSU, ND and Michigan all play in the Big12. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

4 minutes ago, deft said:

They might even win a few!

Halftimes.

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

I need to get out of this rabbit hole with all these Aggys. Lulz

 

[InkaUtexas 26,140]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Holy shit!   And I thought Rude Dog was a Kool Aid drinking propaganda machine for Aggy

 

This clown takes the cake! 

 

https://twitter.com/Bigoilmoney10

That shit makes my head hurt. 

[Tex Pete 20,508]

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Valid but you weren't cursed at birth apparently.

Nature vs. nurture

[ztejas 43,542]

42 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Halftimes.

Great band. Great tradition. That's the real battle being fought.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

*would have
JFC.

Spank me.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Honestly, if you play an FCS,  you can't laugh at anyone else's OOC. If you play an FCS and 2 G5s OOC you should just keep your mouth shut entirely. 

Wat?

 

 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Spank me.

Dingo?

[Valmy77 13,273]

4acres? Is that another one of those hilarious jokes they crack themselves up with or just a typo?

[Valmy77 13,273]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Sounds like a lot of losses. 

Close, quality losses.

Liucci just responding to some random fan. Sad and pathetic.

[ztejas 43,542]

12 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Close, quality losses.

Liucci just responding to some random fan. Sad and pathetic.

If my name was Billy Liucci I'd just end it right there. Forget the association and championining of aggy. Billy Liucci sounds like a scumbag that bootlegged liquor in the 20s and got shot and killed in a shootout at 33.

[Scholz 11,960]

18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Close, quality losses.

aka loss-wins. 

[TrashMaster G 17,613]

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Halftimes.

Not likely.  Their band is more overrated than their football team.

By a longshot. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

8 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

well, he makes one good point, scheduling an SEC team we have a historic rivalry with is actually chickenshit, since we've always dominated them

Arkansas, A&M, either one

You forgot Bama.

[Modessit 5,606]

And of course, aggy has to steal big brother's meme:
 

It's their oldest turdition

[jinx 2,635]

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

The SEC "narrative" is what makes me shake my head.  All the Ags have bought in hook, line, and sinker.  This idea that the SEC is such a gauntlet of difficulty early and late season cupcake games are justified.

In reality, they are padding the conference stats.  Letting teams wind down before challenging end of season games and the bowl season.  Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but is the SEC still the only conference that waits to see favorable matchup's before assigning teams to certain bowls?  Again, padding conference stats and putting more wind in the sails of this "SEC" narrative that they keep pushing. 

Easily topping the list of things that piss me off about the SEC is their deal made with the devil (seriously, how did they get this deal) to hand select their bowl match ups.

[Jersey Man10 3,548]

Are you fucking kidding me? All middle aged white women.

[TexasGolf 5,022]

All prayers 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[OU Sucks 8,916]

11 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Are you fucking kidding me? All middle aged white women.

I need to find this group so I can add my thoughts and prayers...or reply "Ok. Cool. Hook Em!".

Edited November 14, 2018 by OU Sucks

[Vic Mackey 47,157]

I feel like I'm looking at a lot of black penises. 

[texaslong 678]

I’m so sorry y’all are going through this?? That has to be trolling right? It’s a fucking ring, get another one.

[Stinkpalm 689]

Have some damned respect! God has made this a top priority. Cancer cures and world hunger be damned, another aggy has lost a precious ring!!

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

3 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Are you fucking kidding me? All middle aged white women.

[Cody2422 279]

I was unaware there was a secure way to put on a ring


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[Deej 76,940]

How do you loosen a ring to get it off? Are aggy rings expandable? It was too tight to get off his fat finger, then it was too loose to stay on?

[DejaVu 39]

aggy doesn’t lose rings. They just run out of the foresight to stuff them back on their ham shaped fingers before leaving a public place. 

Edited November 14, 2018 by DejaVu

[utee94 15,865]

The weirdness of wanting to show a complete stranger not one, but two, rings aside... if these things are so cherished, how could you not realize it wasn't back on your finger?

I'm guessing the "precious young Aggie fan" performed a fine troll job and slipped it into his pocket.  I'd check ebay in a day or two.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

If my name was Billy Liucci I'd just end it right there. Forget the association and championining of aggy. Billy Liucci sounds like a scumbag that bootlegged liquor in the 20s and got shot and killed in a shootout by bunga-bunga at 33.

sort of like a B'rer Rabbit thing for him

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

8 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

I need to find this group so I can add my thoughts and prayers...or reply "Ok. Cool. Hook Em!".

I prayed for him to get cancer

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I need to get out of this rabbit hole with all these Aggys. Lulz

 

so what is DKRBC supposed to be, some clever way of denigrating our war memorial stadium? the stadium dedicated to those Texans-- all Texans-- who fought in foreign wars? that seems like a good thing to shit on, especially for a fan base that's convinced it has some kind of intrinsic military-related superiority to all other civilian universities

when the United States collapses, I hope Texas is able to reclaim its northern territory and gerrymander Bryan-College Station out

[SHOOTER12 8,832]

14 minutes ago, utee94 said:

The weirdness of wanting to show a complete stranger not one, but two, rings aside... if these things are so cherished, how could you not realize it wasn't back on your finger?

I'm guessing the "precious young Aggie fan" performed a fine troll job and slipped it into his pocket.  I'd check ebay in a day or two.

^^^This right here.  A resourceful San Antonio College student just ripped aggy.

Edit: Expect another aggy gofundme page dedicated to stoopid.

Edited November 14, 2018 by SHOOTER12

[Quasimofo 406]

Tots and pears. Sorry for your loss.

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

How the fuck does a just ring fall off and you don't know?

I lost my wedding ring once when I took it off and put it down and forgot about it (then found it later), but I don't see how you can't realize it fell off your finger, even it it was loose. 

And how the fuck do you not "put it on securely". If it was tight when you first took it off, how is it not tight when you put it back on?

Jesus. 

 

[BurntOrangeSatire, LLC 157]

3 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

How the fuck does a just ring fall off and you don't know?

I lost my wedding ring once when I took it off and put it down and forgot about it (then found it later), but I don't see how you can't realize it fell off your finger, even it it was loose. 

And how the fuck do you not "put it on securely". If it was tight when you first took it off, how is it not tight when you put it back on?

Jesus. 

 

The answer to your questions can be found in the thread title. 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

I liked how he also went to the feed store after the HEB. Sounds about right. 

[bornbama1 106]

Serious question, as a recent CFB fan recently exposed to the aggy "traditions" (2012) is every Damn thing any idiot aggi does become a tradition? They seem to have more "traditions" than the rest of the SEC teams combined. The gay milkman thing is disturbing to say the least. Are the students dressed in Military in An ROTC type program, or is it more of a fraternity? I have great respect for the Military, but they also seem creepy.

[Big D 249]

6 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

Serious question, as a recent CFB fan recently exposed to the aggy "traditions" (2012) is every Damn thing any idiot aggi does become a tradition? They seem to have more "traditions" than the rest of the SEC teams combined. The gay milkman thing is disturbing to say the least. Are the students dressed in Military in An ROTC type program, or is it more of a fraternity? I have great respect for the Military, but they also seem creepy.

Here you go:  http://www.aggypedia.com/

 

[South Austin 52,620]

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I feel like I'm looking at a lot of black penises. 

She's praying for big black cock.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,186]

8 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

Are the students dressed in Military in An ROTC type program, or is it more of a fraternity? I have great respect for the Military, but they also seem creepy.

When in doubt, trust Mike Leach:

As his team raced onto the field, he gazed into the stands filled with screaming fans and wondered about the several thousand "cadets" from Texas A.&M. clustered in one end zone. They wear military uniforms and buzz cuts, holler in unison and stand at attention the entire game. "How come they get to pretend they are soldiers?" he asked. "The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."

[Native Horn 3,516]

13 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I liked how he also went to the feed store after the HEB. Sounds about right. 

Wife's gotta eat.

[bornbama1 106]

5 minutes ago, Big D said:

Here you go:  http://www.aggypedia.com/

 

Thank you, it might be time for the aggi corp die a quick death, and replaced with a real ROTC program if they must have a Corps.

[Deej 76,940]

4 minutes ago, bornbama1 said:

Thank you, it might be time for the aggi corp die a quick death, and replaced with a real ROTC program if they must have a Corps.

They'll get right on that. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,254]

28 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

How the fuck does a just ring fall off and you don't know?

I lost my wedding ring once when I took it off and put it down and forgot about it (then found it later), but I don't see how you can't realize it fell off your finger, even it it was loose. 

And how the fuck do you not "put it on securely". If it was tight when you first took it off, how is it not tight when you put it back on?

Jesus. 

 

 Lamb pussy is tight?