Tell Me About Texas a&m

[bornbama1 106]

On 11/14/2018 at 9:05 AM, MrPhlegm said:

On 11/14/2018 at 7:44 AM, bornbama1 said:

Serious question, as a recent CFB fan recently exposed to the aggy "traditions" (2012) is every Damn thing any idiot aggi does become a tradition? They seem to have more "traditions" than the rest of the SEC teams combined. The gay milkman thing is disturbing to say the least. Are the students dressed in Military in An ROTC type program, or is it more of a fraternity? I have great respect for the Military, but they also seem creepy.

It is 'aggy' not 'aggi', aggy boy.

I spell it different every time I type it out because I don't have the respect or care to type it whatever way the agi prefer.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I thought it was an interpretive dance representing Bonfire. 

[Tex Pete 20342]

41 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

shtewart mandel picked them 28-10, I'll be pretty surprised if A&M scores 28 (and covers)

They'll score 28. I don't think this game will be all that close.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Texas a and m

what starts here changes the fryer oil

Texum a and emm. 

What starts here changes the litterbox.

[ztejas 43418]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They'll score 28. I don't think this game will be all that close.

So something like 49-28 UAB?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Everybody is writing off UAB if Erdely doesn't play, but honestly, his backup threw the ball pretty damned well against UTSA. Against Southern Miss, they confused him and he threw 3 picks, but I seriously doubt aggy's secondary is capable of that same sort of scheming, especially if they get their run game up and going... and they are definitely a run first program.

I probably won't bother watching this game, but it won't shock me to look up and see the score close no matter who is taking snaps for the Blazers.

[tejas60 3533]

3 hours ago, Bob Knepper said:

https://imgur.com/c4oylpk

haha. did similar. $25 for $162.50 (+650)

[Sir Mikie Maik 6]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

That was 2016. Here are the 2017 numbers: http://www.academyofinventors.org/pdf/top-100-universities-2017.pdf

While UT bounces around the top 10 globally, A&M "traditionally" trails such global research powerhouses as U of H, Iowa State., and Univ of Central Florida.

Might be the wrong thread,  but here goes ... I could not find Oklahoma U in the 2016 or 2017 rankings...

[OU Sucks 8807]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

shtewart mandel picked them 28-10, I'll be pretty surprised if A&M scores 28 (and covers)

 

56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They'll score 28. I don't think this game will be all that close.

The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers scored 47 against UAB, so aggy scoring 28 sounds about right.

[ztejas 43418]

3 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers scored 47 against UAB, so aggy scoring 28 sounds about right.

You leave the Chanticleers out of this.

[hookem48 4687]

aggy wins easy this week because there has to be one more camelback in the rollercoaster before LSU

[NeverMarryAStripper 21898]

Isn't chanticleers an STD?

[OU Sucks 8807]

27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Isn't chanticleers an STD?

Yeah, but it's so rare that your only real chance of getting it is by hooking up with a stripper or prostitute.

 

Oh...I'm very sorry.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Yeah, but it's so rare that your only real chance of getting it is by hooking up with a stripper or prostitute.

 

Oh...I'm very sorry.

You misspelled sheep and goats.

[TexasGolf 4896]

http://thebeatee.com/agggroot?pid=1&cid=241&sid=front

Edited November 16, 2018 by TexasGolf

[BigHorn'13 3363]

On 11/13/2018 at 11:24 AM, SwanderedTalent said:

Not to mention South Florida. I don't really want to play them, but they're a solid non-P5 opponent, probably about equivalent to playing Maryland, Cal, or Ole Miss. They've been ranked in the Top 2 more recently than A&M

I apologize if this has already been addressed since I'm catching up but, uh... The South Florida Strong Bulls Horns don't concern me, Maryland be dammed. 

[markstanco 12574]

They'll score 28. I don't think this game will be all that close.

Realistically, same here. I wanttobelieve.jpg however.

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

6 hours ago, ABSR said:

Well Aggy is patenting rides for Schlitterbahn, stupid sip!  Biggest and best waterslide evah!  That's why we are ahead of the rest.

That explains that poor kid getting decapitated at Schlitterbahn a few years back....aggy designed?

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Rainier wolf castle.jpg

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Wife's gotta eat.

Literally letter for letter what I was going to post. But I knew someone beat me to it

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[Gaffords 755]

10 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Anyone know what's the official explanation why the aggy in the background has his arm down someone's pants?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

 

12 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

The Coastal Carolina Chanticleers scored 47 against UAB, so aggy scoring 28 sounds about right.

that game was many, many weeks ago

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

9 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I apologize if this has already been addressed since I'm catching up but, uh... The South Florida Strong Bulls Horns don't concern me, Maryland be dammed. 

well, first, I don't think I said I was "concerned" with them, I think I said they were a solid non-P5 opponent that I didn't want to play. playing solid non-P5 opponents is a no-win situation. I'd rather play a 3-8 Tennessee or a 5-6 Miami than an 8-3 USF or UAB or Nevada.

second, you're welcome to say "Maryland be damned" but until we go unbeaten in non-conference play a few times, I'm not going to put it past us to lose to another suckass middle-tier team like Maryland or Cal or Ole Miss or BYU. I'm not particularly worried about how we'll handle the Potato Farmers, but this also isn't playing New Mexico State.

Edited November 16, 2018 by SwanderedTalent

[Armybrat 40832]

“Reach in back” - their way of sharing the nut squeezing tradition.

[Magus Ossis 2798]

I hadn’t noticed a few facts reported in a CBS article about UAB before today. Maybe their success is a bit more than a fluke of schedule and fortune.

1. They have have 34 seniors on the roster

2. They have 60 JUCOs on the roster

3. Their now-second-year class was capped at 50 incoming freshmen

4. Their RB is 235 and runs a 4.5.

5. They are top 5 (sos, granted) in total D, passing, scoring, and sacks

6. They lead the nation with 3 shutouts so far.

aggy D is better against the run than the pass, so they may handle the Blazers and cover. This does have the feel of a game in which a scrappy road dog may hang around long enough in a low-scoring affair to have a chance late, though.

[Fud 9552]

Any word on UAB's QB?

[RomaVicta 29905]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

Their RB is 235 and runs a 4.5.

A rendition of him on his first team back in 1799.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Any word on UAB's QB?

Coach said he's available but would not start. Want to try and give him another weeks rest but could play if needed.

[txhorns 2409]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Coach said he's available but would not start. Want to try and give him another weeks rest but could play if needed.

So they aren't that worried that aggy can keep it close.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

This game is as much an exhibition for UAB as it is for A&M, UAB wants to win their conference and this game doesn't impact that in any way. Thus, they'll sit a guy or guys, plural, who would be playing if the game mattered to the program's goals. 

If UAB were playing Alabama, I bet it would be all hands on deck. A&M, they're like "meh, let's not fuck up our shot at the Liberty Bowl". 

[Scholz 11941]

5 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

This game is as much an exhibition for UAB as it is for A&M, UAB wants to win their conference and this game doesn't impact that in any way. Thus, they'll sit a guy or guys, plural, who would be playing if the game mattered to the program's goals. 

If UAB were playing Alabama, I bet it would be all hands on deck. A&M, they're like "meh, let's not fuck up our shot at the Liberty Bowl". 

Guaran-damn-tee you Jimbo is taking this game deathly seriously.  A loss to UAB would devastate his first year.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

 

[Vic Mackey 47019]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

23 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Guaran-damn-tee you Jimbo is taking this game deathly seriously.  A loss to UAB would devastate his first year.

sure, privately, but A&M likes to think it's the same kind of program that has Cupcake Saturday as Bama, etc. the fans aren't sitting around having gay sex in public restrooms and committing acts of bestiality and saying "uh oh we might lost to UAB". They're saying "we gon' stomp UAB" while doing those other things.

[Scholz 11941]

Yeah the fans sure. But Jimbo will have an all hands on deck approach this weekend. He would start his dinged up starting QB if the roles were reversed IMO.

[Neonmoon 38129]

The fans are idiots. But Aggy isn’t going to lose to UAB. UAB might be 9-1 but they haven’t played anyone. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The fans are idiots. But Aggy isn’t going to lose to UAB. UAB might be 9-1 but they haven’t played anyone. 

Yeah, likely 9-2 after this weekend and still wouldn't have played anyone

[Butch Had Not 2969]

54 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Wow that's quite the burn dfigs! 

[C-Man 27214]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Guaran-damn-tee you Jimbo is taking this game deathly seriously.  A loss to UAB would devastate his first year.

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The fans are idiots. But Aggy isn’t going to lose to UAB. UAB might be 9-1 but they haven’t played anyone. 

The SEC... SEC.... SEC  Refs will not allow it.   

[ztejas 43418]

I don't care who they've played - they have two road shutouts against FBS teams (yes, I know, shitty ones). That is very, very hard to do. 

I cannot believe the line is at -16.5 - aggy must be pumping the shit out of that spread. 

This is a super dangerous game. @Magus Ossis laid out the facts perfectly. 

And - anyone that thinks UAB is going to rest players or some shit like that is an idiot. You don't get many shots at beating SEC programs. It would be one of the biggest wins in their program's history - and if they do win, they will get a better bowl game for it. 

Edited November 16, 2018 by ztejas

[HtownHorn 14677]

UAB isn't sitting anyone. They still have a shot, an outside one, but a shot at a NY6 bowl should they win out and finish 12-1. All they need is UCF to lose to the AAC title game, and Utah State to lose in the MWC title game.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

UAB beating Aggy on the road would be magnificent but I don't see it happening. Aggy struggles against the pass. Doesn't UAB struggle in that department?

[po elvis 2070]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

UAB beating Aggy on the road would be magnificent but I don't see it happening. Aggy struggles against the pass. Doesn't UAB struggle in that department?

Doesn't Miss St struggle in that department? 

I do notice that UAB has had a different QB the last couple games. Don't know if that is because of injury or what.

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

UAB doesn't even have 2 quality losses...advantage A&M you stupid sips

[TexasMan 10891]

texaggy radio picks the Texas/ISU game. Gabe Cuck opens with "night game at DKR so they might get 50k to show up, cause nobody is going to watch this on LHN." Their picks might surprise you.

Starts at 1:49:45

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/MebZ5ppj2uY/0109479-buyv.mp3

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Interesting change to a tradishun. Elephant Walk will no longer stop at Sul Ross statue. Still won't involve elephants, either.

I like how they skirt stating openly that this is because Sul Ross was a racist murderer, but hey, baby elephant steps, right?

[Scholz 11941]

36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

UAB doesn't even have 2 quality losses...advantage A&M you stupid sips

The proper nomenclature is loss-wins.

[theaveragejon 988]

aggy will win. Don't think it'll be close. Also, on the other hand, if Troy can beat LSU. UAB can beat aggy.